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Old 05-03-2018, 12:09 PM
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polo was a cooler Canadian anyway...
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Old 05-03-2018, 12:12 PM
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Girlfriend cut the watermelon we bought and she used a melon baller. I'm eating the pieces with a fork. Is this what being a 10%er is about? Sure feels like it.
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Old 05-03-2018, 12:14 PM
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did you bring enough of your girl's watermelon balls for the rest of us?
or is that only Jeff?
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Uh.... yes.


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Girlfriend cut the watermelon we bought and she used a melon baller. I'm eating the pieces with a fork. Is this what being a 10%er is about? Sure feels like it.
Wow.
1. Someone could euphemism the hell out of that if they wanted to.
1a. PB would probably be cool with it and not ragequit off to R&P about it.
2. How many tines (that means the pointy things) does the fork have? This makes a big difference.
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Old 05-03-2018, 12:41 PM
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Wow.
1. Someone could euphemism the hell out of that if they wanted to.
1a. PB would probably be cool with it and not ragequit off to R&P about it.
2. How many tines (that means the pointy things) does the fork have? This makes a big difference.
It's a common housefork with 4 tines, from the Republic of China. Early 21st century design.
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Can we see an entry-level fork in comparison to one a 10%er would use?
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Poor people eat watermelon with:


10%er eats watermelon with:


What I eat watermelon with (worse than poor):
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Those aren't my hands, btw. They belong to the guy who works for me, feeding me.

If he didn't want to do it, he could quit.

#IfSlaveryWasAChoice

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I thought it was.
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I use my mouth
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I'd like to use your mouth too!
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You mean you'd like to watch me use my mouth
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Check out J in that stiffy jiffy
Calm down bro, let me do my thang
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Sup.




You know what the Vietnamese call watermelon? :"Ya ho."


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Interdesting. So the same thing they call thoiboi?
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BoiThoi's new nickname, Watermelon
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Interdesting. So the same thing they call thoiboi?


But, yeah...I can't confess to speaking Vietnamese but I do retain some of their more amusing phrases/words.
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1%er use a two tine fork. Mostly to eat some escargots.

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Silverware hierarchy did not disappoint. Learn something new every day!
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
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You know what the Vietnamese call watermelon? :"Ya ho."


actually it's 'yua haoooooo'... or if you are a lassie 'howwwwllllllll'
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Kam def a haoooooo
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there's some haooooo's in this haoooouse...
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Does XLR8 have any discount promo codes for orders?
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Yeah just type in FUCKYOU in the code section
Or EATMYASS should get you 100% off
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It's Friday and I'm just as salty as I was late Sunday night
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Yeah just type in FUCKYOU in the code section
Or EATMYASS should get you 100% off
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It's Friday and I'm just as salty as I was late Sunday night
you need to reduce your sodium intake brahhh
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So I'll get off 100%?
RetailmeHot!
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Frantz, are you taking a real pounding in the market today?
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May the fourth be with you.

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I always fall for it


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Your ass is a market
and it always takes a pounding
You eat ass like groceries
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Honestly, I do. I fucking love that shit.
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