The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
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we all do -Kurt
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I diversified too.
Keep some money under the mattress and some burried in a coffee can in the back yard.
Keep some money under the mattress and some burried in a coffee can in the back yard.
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An I started a college fund for my spawn. It's called, "be real fuckin' smaht because Papa got fuckall saved up".
I'm not sure how it compares to one of those 419 plans the 10%ers have.
I'm not sure how it compares to one of those 419 plans the 10%ers have.
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full disclosure, that coffee can probably has tree fiddy, I know from experience
breh, I was trying to tell da wife this, like I didn't get no breaks, why we gotta save for the kids and shit
The only breaks I got was when pops beat the brakes off me (#toxicmuch)
now I gotta save ten bucks every week for their future
#DadsWhoCare
breh, I was trying to tell da wife this, like I didn't get no breaks, why we gotta save for the kids and shit
The only breaks I got was when pops beat the brakes off me (#toxicmuch)
now I gotta save ten bucks every week for their future
#DadsWhoCare
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Yeah. It would not be worth it for anyone to actually look for that can. Only a couple bucks, an IOU from 2004 (from me to me), and and old picture of a rubber pussy from the back of a Hustler magazine.
Me: I put myself through college and I turnt out fine. Why would I expect any different for the kids?
Wife: you huff paint.
Me: Right, which is ALSO why we can't save anything for college. Now hand me the ReddiWhip.
Me: I put myself through college and I turnt out fine. Why would I expect any different for the kids?
Wife: you huff paint.
Me: Right, which is ALSO why we can't save anything for college. Now hand me the ReddiWhip.
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Real ReddiWhip made from Real Milk????
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In reality, I do auto draft a couple bucks a week into Jr's account. But it's my account. So im still Asianing the shit out of him and shaming him into good grades and into Dr/Lawyer/Engineer (if you want to be disappointing) school so I can spend than money on a 911 when he gets the fuck outta the house goes to school.
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Only if I'm hitting the whipits IN the store.
Otherwise it's just a colloquial phrase. Like how we call "oat circles" "Cheerios" and "half a can of OJ concentrate in an old jug of water" "Orange Juice".
Or how "Jim Beam" is "Papa's cough syrup"
Otherwise it's just a colloquial phrase. Like how we call "oat circles" "Cheerios" and "half a can of OJ concentrate in an old jug of water" "Orange Juice".
Or how "Jim Beam" is "Papa's cough syrup"
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Owner of the store shit
Living the life
Living the life
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Bhatara’s death is Odisha’s third selfie-related fatality since December. A 50-year-old man was crushed to death by a wild elephant while trying to take a selfie with the animal in December, according to local media. Also that month, a youth was crushed to death while taking a selfie, also with an elephant, reports said.
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You know how it am.
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My kid called ('murican) football "handegg" the other day. I felt like my ability to parent had reached it's pinnacle. Henceforth it will be all disappointment and contempt.
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Kurt in India is pronounced Kunt
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Well, here we go. The NFL thread just turned stupid.
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that was a good read. I wish I was that cool.
More likely, that's the story of how fancy shoes alterboi needed to leave the Homeland.
More likely, that's the story of how fancy shoes alterboi needed to leave the Homeland.
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What a nerd
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#1505
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Would write.. do you even know FJ?
I'll send you a link to his book
it's only one page, but it's 100% alpha
Don't share
I'll send you a link to his book
it's only one page, but it's 100% alpha
Don't share
#1506
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Sharing is probably something you're too accustomed to
Nevermind.. I'll read it to you and youwatch listen
Nevermind.. I'll read it to you and you
#1508
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My vatos would never celebrate this anglo holiday
That's some Kurt shit right there
I bet Kurt is wearing a fake poncho villa moustache and a sombrero
my vatos also don't need a holiday as an excuse to get fucked up
so yes they're getting fucked up
That's some Kurt shit right there
I bet Kurt is wearing a fake poncho villa moustache and a sombrero
my vatos also don't need a holiday as an excuse to get fucked up
so yes they're getting fucked up
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#1511
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I got love but got a strap on my lap..
Can't respect your hustle if your hands out begging
Can't respect your gangsta if your pants look like leggings
Can't respect your pimpin if you the one paying
God can't bless your blessings if you ain't praying
Shiett.. shine on 'em mang
Weekend is good.. bbq tomorrow.. island style chicken mang.
No wrench time on the caddy yet. Shiet I'm thinking of upgrading the pumps and doin the damn thang mang.
But I just dumped a bunch of my coin in the market. I saw a position and took it (from behind, mine)
Can't respect your hustle if your hands out begging
Can't respect your gangsta if your pants look like leggings
Can't respect your pimpin if you the one paying
God can't bless your blessings if you ain't praying
Shiett.. shine on 'em mang
Weekend is good.. bbq tomorrow.. island style chicken mang.
No wrench time on the caddy yet. Shiet I'm thinking of upgrading the pumps and doin the damn thang mang.
But I just dumped a bunch of my coin in the market. I saw a position and took it (from behind, mine)
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My new neighborhood ain't the vibe mang
Everyone drives like trash here, it's the privilege
Anyways, somebody does some fuck shit and I'm like fuck 'em.. cya!
Then they hit me with the high beams but I'm so far away it's laughable
I'm serious mang, these people drive in the middle of two lanes
No turn signals, distracted AF, pull out in front of you, cut you off like nothing
And it's not typicalBMW Audi douchebag driving
It's like they have blinders and think they're the only ones on the road
This is a common occurrence, me honking because someone is stopped in the middle of the road
They're checking their phone like they're lost but I know these fuckers live here
It's impossible to be lost out here
Maybe I should move back to theold hood ghetto
Oh the new tenants.. shiett.. had to hit up the spot because a brown out took out the fridge PCB
No biggie, had it fixed in no time. Well I'm up in the old crib, looks fucking amazing
Not only have they rehabbed the property (landscaping, painted door, etc)
But they live good mang.. like Fixer Upper style.
I know they ain't gonna be here longer than a year, but I wish they would.
Maybe I can take some pics of how they livin and use that for the next listing
Everyone drives like trash here, it's the privilege
Anyways, somebody does some fuck shit and I'm like fuck 'em.. cya!
Then they hit me with the high beams but I'm so far away it's laughable
I'm serious mang, these people drive in the middle of two lanes
No turn signals, distracted AF, pull out in front of you, cut you off like nothing
And it's not typical
It's like they have blinders and think they're the only ones on the road
This is a common occurrence, me honking because someone is stopped in the middle of the road
They're checking their phone like they're lost but I know these fuckers live here
It's impossible to be lost out here
Maybe I should move back to the
Oh the new tenants.. shiett.. had to hit up the spot because a brown out took out the fridge PCB
No biggie, had it fixed in no time. Well I'm up in the old crib, looks fucking amazing
Not only have they rehabbed the property (landscaping, painted door, etc)
But they live good mang.. like Fixer Upper style.
I know they ain't gonna be here longer than a year, but I wish they would.
Maybe I can take some pics of how they livin and use that for the next listing
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heh.. brown out
Talking about brown out.. where ladiboi at?
Talking about brown out.. where ladiboi at?
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Fuckin' privileged driving cuntsworth today in front of me... In the left turn lane and this bitch gets up to the intersection and flips on the right blinker and proceeds to stop to wait for a break in traffic because she don't want to turn.
Meanwhile, I can't do shit but lay on the ol' "fuck you" alarm because I got another left turn lane to my left, and the aforementioned lane of through traffic to my right.
Privileged drivers is right. Stupid ass bitches only thinking of themselves and not the potential accident thier dumbassery could cause. Like, fuckin' commit to your mistake and go down a block, you miserable twat.
Sheeiiit. This is why bitches get shot.
Meanwhile, I can't do shit but lay on the ol' "fuck you" alarm because I got another left turn lane to my left, and the aforementioned lane of through traffic to my right.
Privileged drivers is right. Stupid ass bitches only thinking of themselves and not the potential accident thier dumbassery could cause. Like, fuckin' commit to your mistake and go down a block, you miserable twat.
Sheeiiit. This is why bitches get shot.
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I had a win this week though
people use my street turnout to make illlegal uturns
I usually let my cuntburglar alarm blast the whole time
Because
A) they're blocking their lane to do this, dangerous
B) I'm trying to turn you cunt!!!!!
This is a 55 mph street too. It's dangerous but they dgaf.
Well I finally got someone to move along to the legal uturn area
It's literally 50 yards down the road
Fuck these privileged assholes
people use my street turnout to make illlegal uturns
I usually let my cuntburglar alarm blast the whole time
Because
A) they're blocking their lane to do this, dangerous
B) I'm trying to turn you cunt!!!!!
This is a 55 mph street too. It's dangerous but they dgaf.
Well I finally got someone to move along to the legal uturn area
It's literally 50 yards down the road
Fuck these privileged assholes
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I had a win this week though
people use my street turnout to make illlegal uturns
I usually let my cuntburglar alarm blast the whole time
Because
A) they're blocking their lane to do this, dangerous
B) I'm trying to turn you cunt!!!!!
This is a 55 mph street too. It's dangerous but they dgaf.
Well I finally got someone to move along to the legal uturn area
It's literally 50 yards down the road
Fuck these privileged assholes
people use my street turnout to make illlegal uturns
I usually let my cuntburglar alarm blast the whole time
Because
A) they're blocking their lane to do this, dangerous
B) I'm trying to turn you cunt!!!!!
This is a 55 mph street too. It's dangerous but they dgaf.
Well I finally got someone to move along to the legal uturn area
It's literally 50 yards down the road
Fuck these privileged assholes
Fuck all the people trying to pass everyone by using the turning lane to go straight, and def fuck the people trying to speed in fucking school zones.
Most school zones here are not even half a mile long and you gotta drive 20 mph, but they can't seem to afford the whole minute on their morning commutes. Watch as it takes you more than twice the time, because I'll be driving so slow I'm about to kill the engine and I'm gonna stop at this stop sign for 10 seconds to look left right left right left right left right... left right. I'll shit in your mouth you absolute twat.
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I'd love to see a picture...
wide angle is where it's at for real estate photography!
Went to cars and coffee with J and Z today...long fucking drive on the way back. Yukon fan clutch must be gone...overheating in traffic, fine on highway. Also, saw a V wagon in white with recaro and manual
I had seen it at Moroso last year on my birthday too...sexy bitch, this year the guy had a big fuzzy seat cover covering the recaro and an ashtray in the cupholder. Doesn't get more American than that but
J was like, pretty funny being here in something nobody really pays attention to...although some other Tahoe owner was pointing and thumbsupping when I went by a light...guessing the cleanliness and new wheels set it off.
Last night coming back from dinner...this douche in a NX Lexus cuts me off HARD as we approach a light, no signal, just throws himself. I was like, lemme get on his ass with this behemoth...then I gunned it and passed him and
returned the favor as a tribute to my 17 year old self. He made a right at the next light to not be next to me. Fucking dickhead...was impressed this fat bitch could move when you give the ole 5.3 the mustard.
wide angle is where it's at for real estate photography!
Went to cars and coffee with J and Z today...long fucking drive on the way back. Yukon fan clutch must be gone...overheating in traffic, fine on highway. Also, saw a V wagon in white with recaro and manual
I had seen it at Moroso last year on my birthday too...sexy bitch, this year the guy had a big fuzzy seat cover covering the recaro and an ashtray in the cupholder. Doesn't get more American than that but
J was like, pretty funny being here in something nobody really pays attention to...although some other Tahoe owner was pointing and thumbsupping when I went by a light...guessing the cleanliness and new wheels set it off.
Last night coming back from dinner...this douche in a NX Lexus cuts me off HARD as we approach a light, no signal, just throws himself. I was like, lemme get on his ass with this behemoth...then I gunned it and passed him and
returned the favor as a tribute to my 17 year old self. He made a right at the next light to not be next to me. Fucking dickhead...was impressed this fat bitch could move when you give the ole 5.3 the mustard.
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You should have just
#1519
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Can you explain to me why you took them in that dumpster fire and not the vagon?
Shiett.. you're supposed to make babes feel special mang.
At least install 6x 15" subs and run 4000W of cuck wife fucking power in that jeep mang.
Shiett.. you're supposed to make babes feel special mang.
At least install 6x 15" subs and run 4000W of cuck wife fucking power in that jeep mang.
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Goes to Cars and Coffee with hot wife.. checks out other Vagons.
J... we usually make fun of you for stuff like that in these parts
But at least you didn't take the cuckmobile
Give him space guys, lose the toxicity
My ese back in trese would roll around in his fleetwood brougham coupe
cruising real slow and low, puffing on a cigar
He was the mac.. he prob dead now
Or family guy working IT, 3 kids
J... we usually make fun of you for stuff like that in these parts
But at least you didn't take the cuckmobile
Give him space guys, lose the toxicity
My ese back in trese would roll around in his fleetwood brougham coupe
cruising real slow and low, puffing on a cigar
He was the mac.. he prob dead now
Or family guy working IT, 3 kids
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