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Old 06-01-2015 | 03:36 PM
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I'm not exactly sure where this thread took a dive towards US/Canada debate...

But, um...having lived in BOFE countries, I can say they bofe have greats things and bad things...

And seriously, how is this related to hockey again? We have to admit that USA's hockey development programs has improved by leaps and bounds given the number of American-born players currently playing and incoming to the League that are actually very good. It makes sense that hockey was a predominantly Canuckian sport prior given that most of Canada is enveloped in the white frozen stuff for 11 months of the year.

And well, frankly...with so many white people, you gotta be better in sports than the 's in SOMETHING since the latter dominates baseball, basketball, football...and that had more to do with Americans bringing over all the 's they can carry back then.

Canada should've done that.
Old 06-01-2015 | 03:37 PM
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Old 06-01-2015 | 03:38 PM
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I'm pretty sure Gretzky and Lamue are ...same as Gordie Howe. Especially given how thuggish the latter can be in games.
Old 06-01-2015 | 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
I'm pretty sure Gretzky and Lamue are ...same as Gordie Howe. Especially given how thuggish the latter can be in games.
Top 5 Reasons Brothers don’t play hockey

Why 5? ‘Cause 10 would make the Man nervous!

Reason #5: It’s cold out there.
Reason #4: They scared to get their gold tooth knocked out.
Reason #3: Don’t want to be around white guys with sticks.
Reason #2: Don’t want to be around a white guy with a mask.
…and the #1 Reason Black Guys Don’t Play Hockey: Don’t feel the need to dominate yet another sport.
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Old 06-01-2015 | 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by black label
Top 5 Reasons Brothers don’t play hockey

Why 5? ‘Cause 10 would make the Man nervous!

Reason #5: It’s cold out there.
Reason #4: They scared to get their gold tooth knocked out.
Reason #3: Don’t want to be around white guys with sticks.
Reason #2: Don’t want to be around a white guy with a mask.
…and the #1 Reason Black Guys Don’t Play Hockey: Don’t feel the need to dominate yet another sport.


Yep...heard those jokes before. Still hilarious.
Old 06-01-2015 | 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha


Yep...heard those jokes before. Still hilarious.
Chris Rock era SNL, the Darkside with Nat X.


Old 06-01-2015 | 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by black label
I'd never bet on the home team, too superstitious.

See the way I think it should happen is when neither the leafs nor the wings win the cup in the next 8 years, you and fibby both pay me $100 for upkeep of the hockey talk data base

domcha is allowed to bet on his home team since he has nothing to lose. And I'm not really worried about arguing semantics over the technical duration of the 8 yr bet because.

A. Detroit will lift a cup before Toronno.
B. Babs will be fired before his contract terms out.
Old 06-01-2015 | 05:14 PM
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Can we get a babs update? Where is he going to park his F150 downtown?
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Old 06-01-2015 | 08:20 PM
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Can we get a babs update? Where is he going to park his F150 downtown?
On Younge Street, obviously.
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Old 06-01-2015 | 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by dom
On Younge Street, obviously.
Bloor and Yonge is pretty pimpin'.
Old 06-02-2015 | 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
I'm not exactly sure where this thread took a dive towards US/Canada debate...
Because Domcha and BL have nothing better to do. At least the twittersphere has been quiet
Old 06-02-2015 | 08:57 AM
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Old 06-02-2015 | 02:34 PM
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In for domcha's daily babs update... Has he discovered burrito boyz yet?
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Old 06-02-2015 | 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Fibonacci
In for domcha's daily babs update... Has he discovered burrito boyz yet?
He probably got lost in Markham and thought he somehow immigrated to Hong Kong.



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Old 06-02-2015 | 02:54 PM
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Jeebus, this already feels like the loooooooooooogest off-season evar.
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Old 06-02-2015 | 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Fibonacci
Jeebus, this already feels like the loooooooooooogest off-season evar.
Sorry. Who told your team to blow a 2-0 3rd period lead to the Bolts? Babs? Deano? Titsov?!?
Old 06-02-2015 | 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
I'm not exactly sure where this thread took a dive towards US/Canada debate...
That was all domcha.

Originally Posted by dom
No he's American. That explains exactly why he has no heart.






And is missing a testicle.
Originally Posted by dom
Ok.

You feel better now? Big bad American thumping his chest at the world?
Then noticing his Canadian inferiority complex I decided to

Originally Posted by black label
It's ok, I understand the Canadian inferiority complex. I've watched many games on Canadian feeds this year. I constantly see Canadian commercials where they mention their neighbors to the south because their obsessed with us. Watch some hockey on US TV and you'll never hear an American advertiser talk about Canada in their commercials.

Feel free to go on strike, the people of Denmark have already agreed to replace you

Prior to that we were discussing how every team in the finals employed a Finn.

And the Denmark comment, totally plagiarized.


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Old 06-02-2015 | 03:28 PM
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Are the refs Finlandian? How about the Cup? Made in Finland?
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Old 06-02-2015 | 03:35 PM
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Are the refs Finlandian? How about the Cup? Made in Finland?
Hell no. Those are basic manual labor jobs far beneath the finlandians.
Old 06-03-2015 | 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Fibonacci
Jeebus, this already feels like the loooooooooooogest off-season evar.


I'm just looking forward to an exciting cup final
Old 06-03-2015 | 08:45 AM
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Hell no. Those are basic manual labor jobs far beneath the finlandians.
That kind of work can only be done by Canadians, eh?
Old 06-03-2015 | 10:18 AM
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Okay folks...with some investigative joournalism...are you ready for this?!??...I found out why Babcock signed in Toronto.

It's because of the Summer Solstice Orgy planned in Toronto's Trinity Bellwoods Park with 1000 people RSVPing so far: Summer solstice orgy planned for Trinity Bellwoods Park | Metro

Y'all heard it right here.
Old 06-03-2015 | 11:55 AM
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Is that on Younge St?


Obviously...
Old 06-03-2015 | 06:04 PM
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Sorry. Who told your team to blow a 2-0 3rd period lead to the Bolts? Babs? Deano? Titsov?!?
In hindsight, it was domcha's diabolical plan all along to have babs puke the 2-0 lead with five minutes left in game 4 so he could have an early out to grab his $50 meatski's. If he hadn't done that the mighty meh things would be playing the blacks in the most epic stanley cup evar!

Old 06-03-2015 | 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
I'm just looking forward to an exciting cup final


This bettar go 7 bishes or I demand a refund from teh count!!!
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Old 06-03-2015 | 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Okay folks...with some investigative joournalism...are you ready for this?!??...I found out why Babcock signed in Toronto.

It's because of the Summer Solstice Orgy planned in Toronto's Trinity Bellwoods Park with 1000 people RSVPing so far: Summer solstice orgy planned for Trinity Bellwoods Park | Metro

Y'all heard it right here.
Toronto must be home to orgies.

http://m.torontosun.com/2015/06/03/a...o-for-disabled

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Old 06-03-2015 | 07:53 PM
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That kind of work can only be done by Canadians, eh?


Filthy peasants.
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Old 06-03-2015 | 08:27 PM
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What time does the game start?
Old 06-03-2015 | 08:35 PM
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What time does the game start?
It blacked out in the Tampa area because they couldn't sell out the Tampa hockey ring.
Old 06-03-2015 | 08:38 PM
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yeah but where is the Stanley Cup?????
Old 06-03-2015 | 08:40 PM
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Toronto, it's the only time they get it.
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It blacked out in the Tampa area because they couldn't sell out the Tampa hockey ring.
Typical
Old 06-03-2015 | 09:55 PM
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Teuvo Teravainen is my hero. And won the game for the Blackhawks like a good Fin.
Old 06-03-2015 | 09:59 PM
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#1 most important thing in hockey? superstition

I realized this tonight as a culmination of watching this past 3 championship Blackhawks seasons. All the other factors are arbitrary and unimportant.

and oh yeah,
Old 06-03-2015 | 10:03 PM
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Penguinoo's possibly for sale?

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Old 06-03-2015 | 10:25 PM
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Uh, I think what you meant to say was, "Finland!! Fuck Yeah!!!"

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Teuvo Teravainen is my hero. And won the game for the Blackhawks like a good Fin.
If the top 2 lines cancel each other out (as it often can happen in the playoffs), the depth wins out and I don't think Tampa can match Chicago's 3rd and 4th-line depth.

Sharp, Teuvo, and Vermicelli on the 3rd line is pretty good. And Shaw, Freddy Kruger, and Desjardins on the 4th? I'll take that.

3 more wins.
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yeah but where is the Stanley Cup?????
Originally Posted by black label
Toronto, it's the only time they get it.
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This bettar go 7 bishes or I demand a refund from teh count!!!
Old 06-04-2015 | 08:52 AM
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Teuvo Teravainen is my hero. And won the game for the Blackhawks like a good Fin.
Fin for the win!


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