Rockyboy's dating thread: WE ARE ALL DOING IT WRONG
11-03-2015, 06:53 PM
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11-03-2015, 08:38 PM
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11-03-2015, 09:31 PM
#286
Burning Brakes
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She'll be just fat enough so as to not become promiscuous (i.e. boys won't pay her any attention) but not morbidly obese. When she becomes a mature adult she can exercise it off.
11-03-2015, 10:04 PM
#287
Burning Brakes
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My Acura brothers, need your input. Intelligent input with reasons only please!
Something freakin' strange just happened not 5 minutes ago. A girl who had rejected me in the summer just sent me a text wanting to hang out. Let me rewind a few months back to explain why this is really, really freakin' strange!!
So I went to my buddy's wedding in the summer. Met this girl (7.5/10). Throughout the entire night at the wedding, she was flirting with me, asked to dance with me multiple times (and I obliged). She got really close and touchy, really tight hugs, the works. Was totally interested. She wore a tight dress, tried to be seductive and everything. Anyways, I get her phone number. When we say goodbye we hugged then she says "what kind of hug is that?" So she came in for a crazy tight squeeze then tells me to text her. All of this and she didn't even see my luxury car.
So we text and I end up inviting her to a group outing that I set up previously (skating and dinner for around 30 friends). She agrees to come. On the day of the event, she does not show up. No text or phone call, no explanation, she simply does not show up. Bewildered, I enjoyed the night with my friends, and got numbers of some new girls I met. I didn't bother to text the 7.5/10 to ask what happened.
Fast forward to today. Out of the blue she just texted me and is inviting me to a party she's organizing in a few weeks. She acts like she never flaked out a couple months prior with no warning nor explanation.
In recent memory, this is one of the weirdest girl things that's happened to me. I have two theories as to why:
1) The time interval from the wedding to the thing I invited her to, she met someone else. That's why she flaked out. In the few months that have transpired, she must have broken up with that person (most likely got dumped) and is using me to fall back on and doesn't realize I'm dating someone.
2) She's still single all along and she found out from mutual friends that I'm dating a 9/10 so her perceived value of me has gone way up. She wants to "steal" me from the 9/10, this would really boost her low self-esteem/ego.
Now, a single guy who is a wuss would attend her party and try to get with her. I'm contemplating taking one of two actions:
1) Accept the invitation to her party and ask if I could bring a "friend". That friend would be the smoking 9/10. Seeing me with the 9/10 and not anticipating it, that would strike at her very life force. The 9/10, seeing that this other girl wants me, would desire me even more. The outcome from this would most likely be positive.
or 2) Be lazy and just ignore her...
Something freakin' strange just happened not 5 minutes ago. A girl who had rejected me in the summer just sent me a text wanting to hang out. Let me rewind a few months back to explain why this is really, really freakin' strange!!
So I went to my buddy's wedding in the summer. Met this girl (7.5/10). Throughout the entire night at the wedding, she was flirting with me, asked to dance with me multiple times (and I obliged). She got really close and touchy, really tight hugs, the works. Was totally interested. She wore a tight dress, tried to be seductive and everything. Anyways, I get her phone number. When we say goodbye we hugged then she says "what kind of hug is that?" So she came in for a crazy tight squeeze then tells me to text her. All of this and she didn't even see my luxury car.
So we text and I end up inviting her to a group outing that I set up previously (skating and dinner for around 30 friends). She agrees to come. On the day of the event, she does not show up. No text or phone call, no explanation, she simply does not show up. Bewildered, I enjoyed the night with my friends, and got numbers of some new girls I met. I didn't bother to text the 7.5/10 to ask what happened.
Fast forward to today. Out of the blue she just texted me and is inviting me to a party she's organizing in a few weeks. She acts like she never flaked out a couple months prior with no warning nor explanation.
In recent memory, this is one of the weirdest girl things that's happened to me. I have two theories as to why:
1) The time interval from the wedding to the thing I invited her to, she met someone else. That's why she flaked out. In the few months that have transpired, she must have broken up with that person (most likely got dumped) and is using me to fall back on and doesn't realize I'm dating someone.
2) She's still single all along and she found out from mutual friends that I'm dating a 9/10 so her perceived value of me has gone way up. She wants to "steal" me from the 9/10, this would really boost her low self-esteem/ego.
Now, a single guy who is a wuss would attend her party and try to get with her. I'm contemplating taking one of two actions:
1) Accept the invitation to her party and ask if I could bring a "friend". That friend would be the smoking 9/10. Seeing me with the 9/10 and not anticipating it, that would strike at her very life force. The 9/10, seeing that this other girl wants me, would desire me even more. The outcome from this would most likely be positive.
or 2) Be lazy and just ignore her...
11-03-2015, 11:05 PM
#288
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Can't see your response, but I know it's stupid. 
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11-03-2015, 11:13 PM
#289
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
3) Deez nutsssss
11-04-2015, 04:28 AM
#290
So when she is stupid like you and works at McDonald's, will she depend on a crack-addict of a man to make her feel wanted and depend on him (who will beat her because she's fat, lazy, and needs to depend on a man to live?)?
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11-04-2015, 06:57 AM
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My god you are an idiot.
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I know more fat girls that are promiscuous than skinny girls. Love this thread 
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11-04-2015, 07:32 AM
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11-04-2015, 09:44 AM
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11-04-2015, 10:06 AM
#300
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He's short in all areas.. 
There's definitely ass he can't get into..
There's definitely ass he can't get into..
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11-04-2015, 10:31 AM
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wrong thread
11-04-2015, 10:31 AM
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11-04-2015, 10:42 AM
#307
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After reading all of this precious information, I've come to a startling realization: I've been doing it all wrong with the womenz. 
No wonder I can't get that harem I was dreaming of.
No wonder I can't get that harem I was dreaming of.
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11-04-2015, 11:08 AM
#310
My Acura brothers, need your input. Intelligent input with reasons only please!
Something freakin' strange just happened not 5 minutes ago. A girl who had rejected me in the summer just sent me a text wanting to hang out. Let me rewind a few months back to explain why this is really, really freakin' strange!!
So I went to my buddy's wedding in the summer. Met this girl (7.5/10). Throughout the entire night at the wedding, she was flirting with me, asked to dance with me multiple times (and I obliged). She got really close and touchy, really tight hugs, the works. Was totally interested. She wore a tight dress, tried to be seductive and everything. Anyways, I get her phone number. When we say goodbye we hugged then she says "what kind of hug is that?" So she came in for a crazy tight squeeze then tells me to text her. All of this and she didn't even see my luxury car.
So we text and I end up inviting her to a group outing that I set up previously (skating and dinner for around 30 friends). She agrees to come. On the day of the event, she does not show up. No text or phone call, no explanation, she simply does not show up. Bewildered, I enjoyed the night with my friends, and got numbers of some new girls I met. I didn't bother to text the 7.5/10 to ask what happened.
Fast forward to today. Out of the blue she just texted me and is inviting me to a party she's organizing in a few weeks. She acts like she never flaked out a couple months prior with no warning nor explanation.
In recent memory, this is one of the weirdest girl things that's happened to me. I have two theories as to why:
1) The time interval from the wedding to the thing I invited her to, she met someone else. That's why she flaked out. In the few months that have transpired, she must have broken up with that person (most likely got dumped) and is using me to fall back on and doesn't realize I'm dating someone.
2) She's still single all along and she found out from mutual friends that I'm dating a 9/10 so her perceived value of me has gone way up. She wants to "steal" me from the 9/10, this would really boost her low self-esteem/ego.
Now, a single guy who is a wuss would attend her party and try to get with her. I'm contemplating taking one of two actions:
1) Accept the invitation to her party and ask if I could bring a "friend". That friend would be the smoking 9/10. Seeing me with the 9/10 and not anticipating it, that would strike at her very life force. The 9/10, seeing that this other girl wants me, would desire me even more. The outcome from this would most likely be positive.
or 2) Be lazy and just ignore her...
Something freakin' strange just happened not 5 minutes ago. A girl who had rejected me in the summer just sent me a text wanting to hang out. Let me rewind a few months back to explain why this is really, really freakin' strange!!
So I went to my buddy's wedding in the summer. Met this girl (7.5/10). Throughout the entire night at the wedding, she was flirting with me, asked to dance with me multiple times (and I obliged). She got really close and touchy, really tight hugs, the works. Was totally interested. She wore a tight dress, tried to be seductive and everything. Anyways, I get her phone number. When we say goodbye we hugged then she says "what kind of hug is that?" So she came in for a crazy tight squeeze then tells me to text her. All of this and she didn't even see my luxury car.
So we text and I end up inviting her to a group outing that I set up previously (skating and dinner for around 30 friends). She agrees to come. On the day of the event, she does not show up. No text or phone call, no explanation, she simply does not show up. Bewildered, I enjoyed the night with my friends, and got numbers of some new girls I met. I didn't bother to text the 7.5/10 to ask what happened.
Fast forward to today. Out of the blue she just texted me and is inviting me to a party she's organizing in a few weeks. She acts like she never flaked out a couple months prior with no warning nor explanation.
In recent memory, this is one of the weirdest girl things that's happened to me. I have two theories as to why:
1) The time interval from the wedding to the thing I invited her to, she met someone else. That's why she flaked out. In the few months that have transpired, she must have broken up with that person (most likely got dumped) and is using me to fall back on and doesn't realize I'm dating someone.
2) She's still single all along and she found out from mutual friends that I'm dating a 9/10 so her perceived value of me has gone way up. She wants to "steal" me from the 9/10, this would really boost her low self-esteem/ego.
Now, a single guy who is a wuss would attend her party and try to get with her. I'm contemplating taking one of two actions:
1) Accept the invitation to her party and ask if I could bring a "friend". That friend would be the smoking 9/10. Seeing me with the 9/10 and not anticipating it, that would strike at her very life force. The 9/10, seeing that this other girl wants me, would desire me even more. The outcome from this would most likely be positive.
or 2) Be lazy and just ignore her...
Second, go choke on a dick and die you dumbfuck.
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11-04-2015, 11:15 AM
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11-04-2015, 11:16 AM
#312
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So you're saying fatrockydaughter is going to gobble many dicks..
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11-04-2015, 11:17 AM
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Were those guys at the party wearing Haggar?
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11-04-2015, 11:26 AM
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Fatties love gobbling sausages, they don't even care what car they came in.. True story.
11-04-2015, 11:38 AM
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One of the fattest nastiest girls I ever met had "Blow Job Betty" as the title screen on her phone
