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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 11:45 AM
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Fatties love gobbling sausages, they don't even care what car they came in.. True story.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 11:47 AM
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 11:52 AM
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 12:36 PM
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North American guys love to pull a fat girl once in a while because they know they'll get a blow job that's easily a 8.5. And they won't have to spend any money. Take my advice fellas, the two B's: Big and Blow!
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 12:41 PM
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I learned from DSD..

Dick suckin Dawn.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 12:52 PM
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it's funny but what I consider "fine" is actually what a lot of people in the rest of the country would call fat.

BBW 4 Lyf.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 02:08 PM
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Lol but I already have a girl who is higher level than her. She's like 7.5/10 and my gf is 9/10. Besides, she's a flake.

Originally Posted by rockstar143
But Gisele is a lazy lay...she needs Tom more than he needs her!

Rocky, go with option 3) text her and tell her your feelings. You could end up in a great relationship!
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 02:10 PM
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Most North American guys don't have a choice. There's a high percentage of fatties here.

Originally Posted by Doom878
North American guys love to pull a fat girl once in a while because they know they'll get a blow job that's easily a 8.5. And they won't have to spend any money. Take my advice fellas, the two B's: Big and Blow!
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
Most North American guys don't have a choice. There's a high percentage of fatties here.
And those that have a choice still use them. Wait till your fat daughter comes home crying because she keeps getting used and abused by boys.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
Lol but I already have a girl who is higher level than her. She's like 7.5/10 and my gf is 9/10. Besides, she's a flake.
Sounds like you're playing Dungeons and Dragons. Does your level 9 use a Vorpal blade with + 3 armor and can she slay Xorn?
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 02:16 PM
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Old Nov 4, 2015 | 02:34 PM
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Hopefully I won't have a daughter! Feeding her to become a fatty is just a backup plan.

Originally Posted by Doom878
And those that have a choice still use them. Wait till your fat daughter comes home crying because she keeps getting used and abused by boys.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 02:35 PM
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You should play Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn and Pillars of Eternity. Awesome games!!

Originally Posted by 1Louder
Sounds like you're playing Dungeons and Dragons. Does your level 9 use a Vorpal blade with + 3 armor and can she slay Xorn?
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 02:46 PM
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Hopefully I won't have a daughter! Feeding her to become a fatty is just a backup plan.
At your rate you won't ever have to worry about any kids.

You worthless fucking douchebag.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 02:52 PM
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I played hide the bologna with rockymom
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
You should play Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn and Pillars of Eternity. Awesome games!!
Do these women play rpg games with you on-line?
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
Hopefully I won't have a daughter! Feeding her to become a fatty is just a backup plan.


Originally Posted by rockyboy
You should play Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn and Pillars of Eternity. Awesome games!!
He's getting better trolling. Nobody's this dense.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:17 PM
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rockymom is pretty thick..
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:24 PM
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Uh oh, if it's in the DNA, her grandaughter will be another cockgobbling skank like grandma.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:25 PM
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she's really nice though and has a good personality.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:26 PM
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Rocky's gf has always been a 9.. and has thus gobbled all of our dicks before settling.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:26 PM
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she gobbled my dick twice.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
Lol but I already have a girl who is higher level than her. She's like 7.5/10 and my gf is 9/10. Besides, she's a fake.

Yea, we know bro.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:41 PM
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Ninja, you don't have a girlfriend.

You're a fucking desperate piece of shit.

The only thing that has even touched your penis would be your hand.

Your mom should have done what she does best 35 years ago. Swallow that cum.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
she gobbled my dick twice.

If any woman is ever interested in Cawkfuck over there, that bitch must be desperate too. Ninja know he go be going for dem 1's. Them shrek lookin bitches.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Ninja, you don't have a girlfriend.

You're a fucking desperate piece of shit.

The only thing that has even touched your penis would be your hand.

Your mom should have done what she does best 35 years ago. Swallow that cum.
No reason to be harsh.. all are whalecum here. Even pathetic almost 40 year old virgins.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:46 PM
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fat shrek lookin' bitches need love too Craig
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
I learned from DSD..

Dick suckin Dawn.

Back when I was about 16, there was a hot fattie that rolled in with the County Fair named Joy. We used to go "Joy Ridin'" whenever we couldn't find someone else to blow us. Ahh, the good old days . . .
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:47 PM
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How can posts like #334 be tolerated around here? How can two-thirds of what the "3G douchebag crew" post in regards to rocky be acceptable?

You're getting played so bad and you plebs just keep it going.

Rocky is my fucking hero and I find the level of troll extremely admirable.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
fat shrek lookin' bitches need love too Craig

Mo cushion.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:49 PM
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Ramblings Chad.

You should already know.

It makes the day at work go by quicker.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Chief F1 Fan
Back when I was about 16, there was a hot fattie that rolled in with the County Fair named Joy. We used to go "Joy Ridin'" whenever we couldn't find someone else to blow us. Ahh, the good old days . . .


Originally Posted by maharajamd
How can posts like #334 be tolerated around here? How can two-thirds of what the "3G douchebag crew" post in regards to rocky be acceptable?

You're getting played so bad and you plebs just keep it going.

Rocky is my fucking hero and I find the level of troll extremely admirable.
Tolerated.. it's the fucking truth so..

We know he's having fun, so are we..
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:53 PM
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Do you really think I would want someone to die. (Not even my worst enemy)

It's called fucking with him....
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Off-topic does not equate to what you guys have been doing. As a total observer through this whole thing, I really saw how low you guys go. Hell it even carried over from rocky to other threads.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
No reason to be harsh.. all are whalecum here. Even pathetic almost 40 year old virgins.

Saving that first time for Ms. right........

Little does he know....
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:55 PM
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Chill your tits.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 03:56 PM
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Fucking guy is mad because he can't pull a 9..
Get money
Get muscles
Lease 2016 RDX Elite
Fuck bitches
Simple
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 05:04 PM
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No, my girlfriend doesn't really play video games...

Originally Posted by usdmJON
Do these women play rpg games with you on-line?
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 05:12 PM
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I was always told that fat chicks give great head.

Why do fat chicks give great head?

Because they have to.
Old Nov 4, 2015 | 05:17 PM
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So I tried to set up another date with the 9/10 but she said her schedule is full. I told her didn't want to burden her with even more things in the schedule so cancelled the plans. It wasn't really a big deal as we have two dates already planned... or so I thought.

She texts me back like 2 pages apologizing profusely and saying she felt terrible and hoping I understand. Then she said she would be more free in a few weeks. So she is setting up a date with me next month and I also set up a date. Now we have 4 dates in the pipeline.

She's really cute... she could probably go into modeling if she really wanted to.



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