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Old Nov 2, 2015 | 04:33 AM
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Oh jeez.
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 05:12 AM
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Old Nov 2, 2015 | 06:19 AM
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Rockyboy and his girlfriend: dumb and dumber
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by usdmJON
This made me laugh way too hard. :thumbs:

I thought you two were the same person

So your "Girlfriend" is playing hard to get, I see...
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Jakes_tl
Rockyboy and his girlfriend: dumb and nonexistent
Fixed for accuracy.
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Fixed for accuracy.
Not so fast, I hear he has multiple threesomes, meet his girls, righty and lefty.


Old Nov 2, 2015 | 06:55 AM
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This guy still has a new thread option?
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 07:05 AM
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I was going to dress as Rockyboy for Halloween but I couldn't figure out how to get ten dicks in my mouth and ten dicks in my ass at the same time.
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 07:27 AM
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You're definitely a side piece
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 07:37 AM
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Can't decide whether or not he is one of the best internet trolls to date, or just seriously does not get it.
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
So my girlfriend continues to text me. Sometimes she takes a long time to reply but this time I caught her. I think she turned on the feature (maybe by accident) that notifies the text recipient when the text message is read.

So that happened after I replied to her text. It said text read like 30 seconds after I sent it. But she didn't reply right away... clearly playing hard to get . Two can play at this game


Send her a picture of the RDX, and make sure the jewel eyes are in the shot, she should respond RIGHT AWAY.
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 08:21 AM
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Just imagine how much pussy you'd get if you were in a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 08:45 AM
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Lol, she's already seen the 2016 RDX Elite in person. Girls really do like this vehicle and find it attractive.

From the outside, it is absolutely gorgeous. Just a very balanced construction, and the 3D grill is sexy. When you get on the inside, super comfortable leather seats with heated and ventilated seats. Handsome dash and interior. The best infotainment system in the business with multiple large colour screens (gives you so many ways to do things!).

When you push the start button, the engine fires up with intense power, you can hear the rumble. Smooth ride, and extremely fast acceleration. I love it and my girlfriend loves it!


Originally Posted by 06TLMatt
Send her a picture of the RDX, and make sure the jewel eyes are in the shot, she should respond RIGHT AWAY.
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 08:48 AM
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Where I live, Jeeps are not really seen as high end cars like Acuras. Here, it's Ac's, Lexus, Mercedes, BMW's, Audi's and Porsche. Jeeps might be more attractive to country girls or something maybe?


Originally Posted by gatrhumpy
Just imagine how much pussy you'd get if you were in a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
Where I live, Jeeps are not really seen as high end cars like Acuras. Here, it's Ac's, Lexus, Mercedes, BMW's, Audi's and Porsche. Jeeps might be more attractive to country girls or something maybe?
if you think Acura is high end
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 08:53 AM
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blah blah blah RDX has two screens blah blah blah RDX attracts women blah blah blah
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
Lol, she's already seen the 2016 RDX Elite in person. Girls really do like this vehicle and find it attractive.

From the outside, it is absolutely gorgeous. Just a very balanced construction, and the 3D grill is sexy. When you get on the inside, super comfortable leather seats with heated and ventilated seats. Handsome dash and interior. The best infotainment system in the business with multiple large colour screens (gives you so many ways to do things!).

When you push the start button, the engine fires up with intense power, you can hear the rumble. Smooth ride, and extremely fast acceleration. I love it and my girlfriend loves it!
Seals it....troll. And not even an entertaining one.

ban hammer.
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 08:54 AM
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Sounds like you live in lala land.
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
if you think Acura is high end
Of course he does! His imaginary ride is a 2016 RDX Elite (Canadian version)
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
Lol, she's already seen the 2016 RDX Elite in person. Girls really do like this vehicle and find it attractive.

From the outside, it is absolutely gorgeous. Just a very balanced construction, and the 3D grill is sexy. When you get on the inside, super comfortable leather seats with heated and ventilated seats. Handsome dash and interior. The best infotainment system in the business with multiple large colour screens (gives you so many ways to do things!).

When you push the start button, the engine fires up with intense power, you can hear the rumble. Smooth ride, and extremely fast acceleration. I love it and my girlfriend loves it!
Why are describing all of these features that the RDX has over and over again?? Did your mom drop you once too many times when you were a baby or not enough?
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 09:01 AM
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Are you a guy who got cold shoulder from female friend after she got a boyfriend?

Girls have been doing this to guys for centuries! But don't worry, I got sweet poetic justice on these type of girls for you guys!

Because the opposite is now happening with me. I got a girlfriend recently who is a 9/10 (judging based on our most recent date, she looks better than when I first met her when she was 8.5/10).

When some of my female friends saw us together, they got intensely jealous. They gathered together to gossip. Then they couldn't resist anymore and came up to ask me when I was alone "WHO IS THAT GIRL???" I gave them a coy smirk and said "What girl??"

Since then, the female friends have gotten ridiculously jealous and their desire for me has gone WAYYYYY up. They think to themselves "Such a hot girl is with him, I view him differently now... he's so much sexier!" They're acting kinda strange around me now.

There is one course of action to take now! And this one's for all the guys who have been given the cold shoulder by their female friends once they got a boyfriend, or who have been friendzoned by female friends that they lust after. The course of action is to parade my 9/10 girlfriend in front of these female friends even more!! It's really a win-win situation for everyone: the female friends will desire me more, me and the girlfriend will laugh at the odd behaviour of the female friends, and I'm delivering poetic justice for all of you guys out there!

Updates to follow in the next couple weeks!
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 09:01 AM
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ban his bitch ass already


Chief, do it.
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 09:01 AM
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what a piece of shit. his faggot mom never hugged him as a child
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Old Nov 2, 2015 | 09:04 AM
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Old Nov 2, 2015 | 09:05 AM
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Correction: 3 to 4 screens. There are two huge screens in the middle, one big screen in the instrument panel. And the top screen GPS often divides into two screens to give you better guidance. So it's 3 to 4 screens. What other car company gives you such a luxurious infotainment system? It's the best out there!

Originally Posted by justnspace
blah blah blah RDX has two screens blah blah blah RDX attracts women blah blah blah
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 09:05 AM
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^bitch
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 09:09 AM
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Old Nov 2, 2015 | 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
At dinner: I paid for everything and ordered cocktails also. Total bill for the night was about $105.

Very expensive night
for a baller, one c-note for a date night out isn't expensive... that's normally the bar tab before we even get to dinner...

or maybe its NYC prices i'm used to...
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Originally Posted by KaMLuNg
for a baller, one c-note for a date night out isn't expensive... that's normally the bar tab before we even get to dinner...
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 09:40 AM
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Everytime I read a Rockyboy post
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Is she aware that you are calling her your gf after not even going on 1 date?

You wreak of desperation
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 09:46 AM
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Clearly trolling but yeah not that great at it in the sense of entertainment. Schtick got old fast.
Old Nov 2, 2015 | 09:48 AM
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Blow up dolls have feelings man. Good luck
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Acura CR-V's are ballerific tho



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