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Old Oct 28, 2015 | 01:09 PM
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Okay. When you reach near the pick up place, stop a couple of hundred yards before the spot. Call her on cell phone using Bluetooth. Then you can hear her sexy voice on the über cool ELS audio system (otherwise you may miss this part). Then flash your LED lights. She will bath in glory of the gorgeous LED lights. Then you can go pick her up while continuously flashing your high beams. Don't forget to tell her that this is the Elite model of RDX. Deal done. Congratulations.
that's a great advice.. but i'd be weary of the "continuously flash your high beams" advice... i think her clothes will spontaneously combust if you do that and THEN what would you do with a naked girl?
Old Oct 28, 2015 | 01:13 PM
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I like how he's asking if he should par for her or not... 16 much?
Old Oct 28, 2015 | 01:17 PM
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rockyboy - what are you doing wasting time on this forum?? You should be driving around in your RDX flashing girls and maybe you'll get flashed
Old Oct 28, 2015 | 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
So I met a girl (she's a 8.5/10 with a nice laid back personality) a few weeks ago and we've been texting back and forth almost every day. Set up 3 dates with her and this weekend is the first.

I'm taking her to this cool place that is set up like it's the 1950's or 1960's, complete with snacks and games. Afterwards we are going to an upscale restaurant.

Some things I'm doing to prepare:

-I'm gonna set up my USB stick with good music
-Gonna wear nice clothes
-Where possible, I will tell her to wait while I get the car. That way, when I drive up she will see the gorgeous headlights! (otherwise she may not see them in their full glory)
-I'm gonna drive the 2016 RDX in sport mode. It uses more gas but girls find power exciting
-Question, and this is the part I need help with: Should I go dutch on the first date or pay for all or some of it? Money is not an issue, but not sure how she would respond to the financial action I take.

Any thoughts greatly appreciated.


Thanks!
I don't think Chuck-E-Cheese is such a great place to take a first date..... unless she's 12.
Old Oct 28, 2015 | 06:14 PM
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I don't think Chuck-E-Cheese is such a great place to take a first date..... unless she's 12.


Hello rockyboy...

Old Oct 28, 2015 | 06:48 PM
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What the hell is this kid going to do next year when the 2017 MDXs come out and he is driving around in his mom's year old car?

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Old Oct 28, 2015 | 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
I'm gonna drive the 2016 RDX in sport mode. It uses more gas but girls find power exciting
Girls don't care about sport mode. All they care about is the d. Give her the d.
Old Oct 29, 2015 | 07:16 AM
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I've decided to pay for her dinner. Undecided yet about the games... I might let her pay for the games. If I pay for everything, she might expect that all the time

Originally Posted by cu2wagon
My advise is to just play it cool. Pick her up, keep things quiet on the way to the foodatorium. Have a nice dinnermeal with her, bonut points if it's a dimly lit place with cloth tableclothes. Be sure to order a bottle of vino (that's winejuice) but don't tell her what it is- just be assertive, dames love that.

Maybe get a second bottle if it's really nice, like $20/litre good vino.

When the time comes and the cochon brings the cheque to the table, he'll probably hand it to you. When he does, set it on the table (here's why you want a place with cloth tableclothes) and slowly push it over to her. Don't say anything immediately and if she starts to say something, cut her off and start describing the luxury features of the RDX Elite (Canadian version).

When she stops, you stop. When she starts again, you start again. It should only take a few iterations before she gets the idea and pulls out her purse to pay.

Bonus, this will allow you to see her purse and pocketbook and determine if it is they are luxury or inferior poors items. And then she'll be so enamored with your descriptions of the RDX Elite (Canadian version) she won't be able to wait to get back in it. That's when you excuse yourself and quickly go to get the vehicle.

Good luck!
Old Oct 29, 2015 | 07:42 AM
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Excellent choice.


I enjoy his posts, they read like a bad sitcom full of PR plugs; they're so cheesy, they're funny.
Old Oct 29, 2015 | 07:51 AM
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Thanks! It's my hope that people can have fun whilst learning from my posts at the same time.

Originally Posted by HeartTLs
Excellent choice.


I enjoy his posts, they read like a bad sitcom full of PR plugs; they're so cheesy, they're funny.
Old Oct 29, 2015 | 08:05 AM
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Rockboy, man up, pay for all expenses. Don't cheap out on your first date. Yoou drive an Elite RDX - you can afford the dating dues.
Old Oct 29, 2015 | 08:21 AM
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I'm paying for dinner for sure. Just wondering about the first part of the date. I might pay but don't want to spoil her.

Originally Posted by miner
Rockboy, man up, pay for all expenses. Don't cheap out on your first date. Yoou drive an Elite RDX - you can afford the dating dues.
Old Oct 29, 2015 | 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
I'm paying for dinner for sure. Just wondering about the first part of the date. I might pay but don't want to spoil her.
friend zoned.
Old Oct 29, 2015 | 09:38 AM
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That's like the express train to the friend zone.

Which is why I was recommending asserting dominance by making her pay.

Make her pay at dinner... And then make her pay later! Ya' know!
Old Oct 29, 2015 | 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon


That's like the express train to the friend zone.

Which is why I was recommending asserting dominance by making her pay.

Make her pay at dinner... And then make her pay later! Ya' know!
reported for domestic abuse...



unless you mean


then
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So if I may summarize...
I drive a 2016 RDX Elite
= It's my Mom's. She lets me drive it from time to time.

so I met a girl
= it's really my sister

taking her to this cool place that is set up like it's the 1950's or 1960's, complete with snacks and games.
= Chuck E. Cheese

Afterwards we are going to an upscale restaurant.
= home where Mom can whip up some Kraft Mac n cheese


Everyone clear now?
Old Oct 29, 2015 | 01:32 PM
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But really, mental illness isn't funny.
Old Oct 29, 2015 | 01:59 PM
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But really, mental illness isn't funny.
Old Oct 29, 2015 | 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by stogie1020


But really, mental illness isn't funny.
As I have said before..head injuries are indeed a motherfucker.
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but will the girls still want me if I'm mentally unstable BUT still drive a 2016 RDX Elite?



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Originally Posted by thoiboi
but will the girls still want me if I'm mentally unstable BUT still drive a 2016 RDX Elite?



Depends... Where'd you get your pants?
Old Oct 29, 2015 | 05:13 PM
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Old Oct 29, 2015 | 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
but will the girls still want me if I'm mentally unstable BUT still drive a 2016 RDX Elite?



And do you pick up your womenz at The Chuck of Cheese?
Old Oct 30, 2015 | 11:17 AM
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I go away for 2 days and Cockfuck makes another retarded ass thread....
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Old Oct 30, 2015 | 04:13 PM
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Can you fucking suck a dick and die already?

Originally Posted by thoiboi
but i'd be weary of the "continuously flash your high beams" advice...
can help with that.
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Wasting server space should be a good enough reason to ban him
Old Oct 30, 2015 | 04:53 PM
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Depends... Where'd you get your pants?
Old Oct 31, 2015 | 08:32 AM
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So my date is this evening. Just assembled some high definition music so we can listen to the awesome ELS sound system at the highest quality. I'm gonna wash the car and maybe spray wax it quickly in the afternoon when the weather is warmer.

Gonna think about some interesting conversation topics ahead of time. Gonna work out so muscles pop out. Gearing up with the expensive lamb skin leather jacket even though I should be wearing a winter coat just because it looks better. Also gonna use my unique looking half-running shoe half-dress shoe rockports. For shirt gonna wear RW&Co and for pants, Haggar with a designer belt.

No one really gave good advice on the money factor for this date. It's clear that I know more about this than most of y'all so let me teach you guys: I've decided to pay for dinner and let her pay her own portion of the games. So I will be footing 3/4th of the total bill. Teaching her that it's not gonna be that easy to access all my resources.

Peace out.
Old Oct 31, 2015 | 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
Peace out.
For good?
Old Oct 31, 2015 | 08:39 AM
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Old Oct 31, 2015 | 08:48 AM
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Sweet jeebus. A first "date" on Halloween?!?!

Yeah, peace out.
Old Oct 31, 2015 | 08:55 AM
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Oh gawdammit! I just realized... It's Gill Hicks from Mallrats:

Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up.


I'd give you a slow clap but I'm afraid my hands won't make much sound with only the middle fingers extended.

Buncha bullshit is what.

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Old Oct 31, 2015 | 08:56 AM
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Got hit on by 4 or 5 girls at party last night. One asked for my number

So went to a party. To help some of you out there--clothing matters a lot. I wore a plad shirt with haggar pants, and an expensive white hoodie that accentuates your muscles.

Got hit on by a few girls. One asked for my phone number after talking to me for 30 minutes. One girl implied to another that I was wealthy. They were all below 8/10 though (I go for minimum 8/10). I would say 5 to 6.5/10. I just got a girlfriend recently (8.5/10) but goes to show the power of clothing and muscles, for the 6/10's of this world have the same desire as the 9/10's. Girls are girls, they're all the same essentially.

One dude at the party was really jealous because a girl or two that he likes hit on me. The dude should realize I don't go for 6's.

The thing is, I parked far away and they didn't even see my car. Imagine if they saw the 2016 Ac? They'd be even more aggressive than they were!
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Old Oct 31, 2015 | 10:35 AM
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Wasnt popular in high school.
making up for it now, in an RDX
Old Oct 31, 2015 | 11:06 AM
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Wasn't popular with the girls in high school, you're absolutely right. I focused on studying. Didn't have a lot of money and didn't lift weights either.

Now it's completely different. Got more cheddar (thanks to the studying) and lift weights. That's why I know exactly how girls behave when it comes to muscles and money. HUGE difference. Hope my experience can help others out there.

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Wasnt popular in high school.
making up for it now, in an RDX
Old Oct 31, 2015 | 11:20 AM
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Fuck, again, I hope the fucking bar drops on your head. I would love to spot you.
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You haven't even been on a date with this girl, and she's your "girlfriend"




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