Rockyboy's dating thread: WE ARE ALL DOING IT WRONG
11-13-2015, 10:01 PM
#922
Burning Brakes
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Other people are bringing food too. Gonna be a large variety. And the hair cut was out of my control. I'm hoping as much hair as possible grows by tomorrow night.
Hmmm...
dollar store party favors, check.
fizzy sugar water pop (that coochie), check.
pizza, presumably the cardboard nasty little ceaz stuff since you're feeding 100 people $200 in pizza, check
multiplayer gaming, check
board games, check
are you running a moose lodge? members only (jackets)?
and giving us advice on how to treat the ladies while also praying your follicles are extra active of the next 2 days.
dollar store party favors, check.
fizzy sugar water pop (that coochie), check.
pizza, presumably the cardboard nasty little ceaz stuff since you're feeding 100 people $200 in pizza, check
multiplayer gaming, check
board games, check
are you running a moose lodge? members only (jackets)?
and giving us advice on how to treat the ladies while also praying your follicles are extra active of the next 2 days.
11-13-2015, 10:03 PM
#923
No, alcohol amplifies everything. If you're having a bad day, it'll make it worse, if you're having fun, it'll make it even more fun.
Everything in moderation though...wouldn't want a DUI, then you lose your license, then you can't drive your RDX, then you don't get the chicks, then you go back to jerking off to old penthouse letters magazines with the pages stuck together. Oh nice, page 1, page 2, page 3, page 8, page 11...
now page 4-7 and 9 and 10 had girls that were SOLID 10's! I have the forearms to prove it!
Everything in moderation though...wouldn't want a DUI, then you lose your license, then you can't drive your RDX, then you don't get the chicks, then you go back to jerking off to old penthouse letters magazines with the pages stuck together. Oh nice, page 1, page 2, page 3, page 8, page 11...
now page 4-7 and 9 and 10 had girls that were SOLID 10's! I have the forearms to prove it!
11-13-2015, 10:08 PM
#924
Burning Brakes
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One example: She taught me that you can win people over more by your conduct than by your words.
Some of my friends haven't met her yet and want me to introduce her tomorrow. I told my friends I don't need to introduce her. They will know who she is because all they gotta do is look for the prettiest girl at the party. And all my female friends are gonna be so jealous, their jaws will drop. I can't wait!!!!!!!
Some of my friends haven't met her yet and want me to introduce her tomorrow. I told my friends I don't need to introduce her. They will know who she is because all they gotta do is look for the prettiest girl at the party. And all my female friends are gonna be so jealous, their jaws will drop. I can't wait!!!!!!!
11-14-2015, 01:43 AM
#925
From what I've gathered, he can troll Ramblings as much as he pleases. However, if he is trolling model specific forums and intentionally misleading members here looking for information, that is a bannable offense after a warning. That said, he can likely do some of that in his own thread in a model specific forum to an extent. That's up to the discretion of the mods watching over that forum.
Mommy button will be in full effect.
11-14-2015, 01:52 AM
#926
Liar
Bullshit liar.
Fucking nerdy ass liar.
Still lyin
You're the biggest fuckin tool.
You're a liar
Why the fuck you lyin
Why you always lyin
Here Rocky, this is just for you
I spent all evening cleaning my house (6 hours so far) for the party tomorrow and still not done yet. Also moving chairs and other furniture around. Already picked up foam plates, cups, paper, drinks at the dollar store. Spent about $70 at the dollar store, another $13 at the supermarket for pop, and ordered almost $200 worth of pizza & wings. Plus people coming to the party are bringing food as well. This one is a no alcohol party since we got nearly 100 people, don't wanna take any chances.
In Canada, pop is the common term for carbonated sugar water. You can have fun without alcohol. Alcohol creates an illusion of fun only. We got tons of multiplayer games (4+ players). I can set up 3 video game systems but might do just two. Will use the space for more board games instead!
It's become very clear to me that it's not me here who needs advice. Looks like I know more about girls than this entire group of people who have a mob mentality (difficult for them to think independently). I'm willing to bet many here are afraid even to talk to girls. The few who have girlfriends probably ended up with 5's or 6's at most based on the lack of knowledge and lack of humility to learn.
As I mentionned, alcohol merely produces an illusion of fun. True fun is when you have wholesome friends enjoying one another's company, facilitated by games this time 
. I hope to leave a good impression on my girlfriend's dad. To be honest, I am a bit nervous. I'm in love with this girl now... really gotten to know her since we've been communicating every single day since we first met. It's rare to find a girl who looks like a model and yet is relatively modest and has insightful things to share. I actually learn things from her...
. I hope to leave a good impression on my girlfriend's dad. To be honest, I am a bit nervous. I'm in love with this girl now... really gotten to know her since we've been communicating every single day since we first met. It's rare to find a girl who looks like a model and yet is relatively modest and has insightful things to share. I actually learn things from her...You're a liar
Why the fuck you lyin
Why you always lyin
Here Rocky, this is just for you
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11-14-2015, 09:07 AM
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Y'know what? I'm locking this thread up. No more poems, songs, rants.
DONE.
DONE.
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11-15-2015, 05:15 AM
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But how will we know how the party went? 
Nevermind, I'm sure he'll make 5 more threads about it
Nevermind, I'm sure he'll make 5 more threads about it
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