So this RDX is a car or something?

 

No, it's a giant pussy magnet on wheels.

 

Thuper thlow.

 

 

If Rocky ever put imaginary upgraded tires on his imaginary RDX, he'd get 8.5-9 rated and 8.5-9 penis lengthed dudes.

 

Highly unusual...no posts from the pathological liar today.

 

Must be grounded.

 

He's busy getting -ing with his 90% he-she mate.

 

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He is sucking copious amounts of cock and doesn't have time for us anymore.

 

This weekend is my big party, one of the biggest parties of the year among my friends. Nearly 100 guests. I have about 10 last minute cancellations so far (mostly flakey girls who won't get invited in the future). Replaced half of the cancellations with more worthy people already. We're having tons of food and games (tons of board games, table top games, midway games, and video games). We're gonna have 3 or 4 video game systems (4 players each) going at the same time. I'm gonna meet my girlfriend's dad for the first time so I'm a little bit nervous. Gonna invite him for a drink and to play games. I've done a quick clean of the house section by section and the day before I will turn on my robot vacuum to do the final clean. I'm gonna have people leave their shoes and coats in the garage but my girlfriend and her dad I will let them in the grand foyer. Gonna take some pictures with them beside the Roman columns or maybe the fireplace or indoor balcony.

This girl is really falling in love with me. Her text messages are like two pages long now and she asks tons of questions about me. Interest level is through the roof. She's never been to my house before. I plan to enchant and mesmerize her at my party

 

You don't have a house, you don't have a girlfriend, you don't own any cars, you don't own any video games or systems, you don't have friends. No one likes you.

 

 

fuck you.

 

 

:ibrockydipshitcomesbacksayinghishousewasdestroyed :

 

He has no house to destroy. He has no friends who's shoes need removing. He has no grand foyer (and wtf, who calls it that anyway). There is no party, there is no girlfriend. R

Rockyboy if you are going to lie, at least make it interesting. Or maybe the next post will be about you polishing your candelabra in the library with Col. Mustard? Oh I can't wait.

 

Come on guys. Surely this internet troll is a PC Master Race geek.

 

My Acura brothers... I forgive you all, for you know not what you say or do. I forgive, that I may be forgiven...

 

Fixed.

 

Just prove us wrong or troll better. Your hit/miss ratio is pathetic. I have 10 Paganis and 5 Lambos. I forgive you for not believing me

 

Eat a bag of dicks.

 

Make sure to post pics of the party

 

Make sure you also post pictures of your boyfriend to whack it to.

 

*googles parties/images/right click/properties/copy/paste/IMG tags/Post/Gets splooged in the face*

 

You want to whack it to his boyfriend?

 

:ghey:

 

omg, this guy is still making everyone mad...
this is pretty hilarious.
but because of it's intended purpose.

 

I'm not trying to make anyone mad. Just sharing personal experiences in hopes people can learn something.

Ever since I got my 2016 RDX Elite, good things have been happening. Today I went to a plaza to buy a lunch special ($5.50) good price so I bought two, will eat one for dinner, people looked at my car as I parked. When I walked out, I held my head higher and walked with better posture. That's just a small effect of having a luxury car.

 

Where in that post did I post "I?"

 

You don't own a luxury car. The only thing we're learning is that you're an arrogant, giant, dick-eating douchebag that could show Jenna Jamison how to gobble cocks like they're going out of style.

 

He's projecting.

 

First-you are not teaching anyone here anything other than pointing out in explicit terms, just how completely clueless you are

Second-you are the ONLY owner of an RDX (if you really even own one) that prances around thinking after a $5.50 lunch he's hot shit jumping into a bottom tier SUV

Third-guys/girls with cars infinitely nicer than your RDX don't walk around saying the stupid ass shit you spew from your uneducated, 15 year old mouth. That includes people I know who own Ferraris, Vettes, a Lambo, AMG MBZ's, Alpinas and other high end BMW's (like me).

You are seriously out of touch with reality if you believe any of the mindless, idiotic, unsubstantiated crap that comes out of your mouth. Keep it to yourself because the only reason we are even in this thread is to laugh at you self-destruct.

If on the other hand you wish to contribute things about your RDX such as stereo mods, new wheels, ask for help on an issue; by all means do so. Just keep the horseshit to yourself.

 

I could have bought the Mercedes GLA AMG or BMW X3-5 or the Porsche Macan. I don't consider those vehicles better than the 2016 RDX Elite, that's why I got the RDX. Not sure where you're from but where I'm from the 2016 RDX is nowhere near the bottom tier. Bottom would be like Hyundai, Kia, Ford, Dodge, etc.

 

Took the words right out of my mouth. The idea that any of this teaches us anything what so ever....

 

Do you think her dad is a car person? If so, he might be interested in the RDX since it's a lesser known luxury SUV. Maybe something to "connect" with him, easy topic where you're not likely to step on boundaries. Every guy likes good cars right!?

 

You don't own an RDX, nor could you even afford those other cars. I would totally rock a Durango R/T that would kick the living shit out of an RDX in terms of luxury, speed, acceleration, room, and technology, not to mention the V8.

 

I have forgotten more than you will ever learn.