Rockyboy's dating thread: WE ARE ALL DOING IT WRONG
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From: Waffles, BU
Another reason we know he's not 35 (and likely under 18): he texts this girl waaaaay too much. The people I know that are 35+ keep texting to a minimum and prefer talking on the phone instead. The younger generations of today are all about non-personal, technology-only interactions.
Especially every time he mentions receiving or sending "a long winded text". Grown ups don't do that shit.
Especially every time he mentions receiving or sending "a long winded text". Grown ups don't do that shit.
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See, but there's the error in your statement. Agreed, he likely is still a virgin. Agreed, that these hos be using him for his cash money. Disagree that these hos don't fuck him and fuck guys in bimmers, Mercs, or audis instead. Hos be hos. They fuck any dix they can get their hands (or mouth) on.
I think if these hos were trying to fuck him, we'd be hearing a lot more friend zone stories. Virgin stays virgin. Virgin is afraid of pootietang. But apparently these hos be sticking around. So I conclude it's all made up bullshit, through and through.
I think if these hos were trying to fuck him, we'd be hearing a lot more friend zone stories. Virgin stays virgin. Virgin is afraid of pootietang. But apparently these hos be sticking around. So I conclude it's all made up bullshit, through and through.
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What's with the GIF of the fatty? Read this: (all true but #8 is a joke)
Why men like skinny women (the cold hard truth)
People!! If you post pictures or gifs, at least make them pleasing to the eye!
Why men like skinny women (the cold hard truth)
People!! If you post pictures or gifs, at least make them pleasing to the eye!
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From: Waffles, BU
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Rocky-I'm still waiting to see that screen shot. Don't give me that "She doesn't want me to" crap either. You can take a screen shot, crop out names and post up the final product.
Look at it this way Mr. Honesty: if you don't we will all know you are a liar.
Look at it this way Mr. Honesty: if you don't we will all know you are a liar.
He can't, his mom took his phone away until Thanksgiving break. He's went over his 250 text limit for the month.
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You realize of course by your own criteria she wouldn't give you the time of day, right? She has more money right now than you'll ever make, and she wouldn't drive a lame luxury car, she'd drive an exotic. That "fatty" wouldn't even look your direction.
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Guys,
I have taken out the "N" word in this thread (as of late).
We will NOT be doing that on AcuraZine.....not at all-not even in jest. It's rude, it's low class and will not be tolerated on this Forum.
If I see it again, it's a Perma Ban-no questions asked......this is your only warning.
I have taken out the "N" word in this thread (as of late).
We will NOT be doing that on AcuraZine.....not at all-not even in jest. It's rude, it's low class and will not be tolerated on this Forum.
If I see it again, it's a Perma Ban-no questions asked......this is your only warning.
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It doesn't matter, I'm not even attracted to her. A girl's looks are way more important than her money. But for a guy, his money is more important to a girl than his looks. It is the way of nature.
There are millions of fatties like her in North America. If you like fatty girls, then North America is the place to be. I like girls with a nice figure and who take care of their bodies. That's why I got a girlfriend that looks like a model but who is also sweet and respects that I'm the man in the relationship. I refuse to be like the whipped men that's promoted by TV. That's not natural. The man must take the lead in the relationship for it to be truly happy and successful. Have you ever had a woman take the lead, a woman manager perhaps? Generally, nobody likes them--they can't handle stress, are illogical, and prone to emotional crises and bring their personal life to work. A survey was conducted and even female employees prefer having male managers.
There are millions of fatties like her in North America. If you like fatty girls, then North America is the place to be. I like girls with a nice figure and who take care of their bodies. That's why I got a girlfriend that looks like a model but who is also sweet and respects that I'm the man in the relationship. I refuse to be like the whipped men that's promoted by TV. That's not natural. The man must take the lead in the relationship for it to be truly happy and successful. Have you ever had a woman take the lead, a woman manager perhaps? Generally, nobody likes them--they can't handle stress, are illogical, and prone to emotional crises and bring their personal life to work. A survey was conducted and even female employees prefer having male managers.
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I made an awkward discovery. One of my girlfriend's best friends likes me (and liked me before we got together). She had been invited to my party already but she cancelled with a flimsy excuse and doesn't want to go anymore (obviously found out about us and clearly likes me even more now!).
Lesson from this? Women desire men who have girlfriends, especially hot ones. The man's value increases in their eyes once he lands a hottie. Not sure how female friends feel if a guy friend is dating a fatty though. They probably make fun of him behind his back.
Lesson from this? Women desire men who have girlfriends, especially hot ones. The man's value increases in their eyes once he lands a hottie. Not sure how female friends feel if a guy friend is dating a fatty though. They probably make fun of him behind his back.
