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Old Nov 9, 2015 | 05:13 PM
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I cant believe relationships these days happen through texting. Rocky, how do you know it's even her on the other end responding to you? I have a feeling it's actually majofo, playing games with your heart.
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Old Nov 9, 2015 | 05:52 PM
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its Yomama bin Shoppin, a/k/a Rockyboy's new "official gf"


Old Nov 9, 2015 | 05:59 PM
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Too busy to text, because shoppin.
Old Nov 9, 2015 | 07:44 PM
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Congrats Rockboy! Let us know if she holds your hand at recess.
Old Nov 9, 2015 | 08:29 PM
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I met her in person first, hung out together. Texted every day. Took her on a date. Continue texting every day. Our next date is this weekend--party at my house. Almost 100 people on guest list.

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You asked her to be your gf through text?

You pusssssayyyyyy, you should have took her on a date then passed her a note.
Old Nov 9, 2015 | 08:33 PM
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You don't have a house, you don't have a GF, you don't have a guest list. You're a liar.
Old Nov 9, 2015 | 10:58 PM
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Another great article on how a man's vehicle attracts women:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/homo-consumericus/201012/men-you-re-only-good-looking-the-car-you-re-driving
Old Nov 9, 2015 | 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
Another great article on how a man's vehicle attracts women:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog...you-re-driving
Suite. Is the RDX the car used as the case study showing how many hot womenz it attracts...?
Old Nov 9, 2015 | 11:28 PM
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I believe four scenarios used:

Man with no car, man with dilapidated Dodge Neon, man with Ford Focus, or man with Mercedes C Class C300

The higher the value of the car, the more highly his handsomeness was rated by women. The 2016 RDX Elite would fall in line with the Mercedes. My own personal experience has shown their studies to be true. Every time females find out I drive this luxury vehicle, they desire me more (become more flirty, like to sit beside me, make good comments about car, ask how much money I make indirectly i.e. what job you do?, etc.).

In fact, I think the 2016 RDX Elite was what made me win my 9/10 girlfriend over other guys who are more handsome because either they had no car or a non-luxury car.

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Suite. Is the RDX the car used as the case study showing how many hot womenz it attracts...?
Old Nov 9, 2015 | 11:34 PM
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Priceless.
Old Nov 9, 2015 | 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
I believe four scenarios used:

Man with no car, man with dilapidated Dodge Neon, man with Ford Focus, or man with Mercedes C Class C300

The higher the value of the car, the more highly his handsomeness was rated by women. The 2016 RDX Elite would fall in line with the Mercedes. My own personal experience has shown their studies to be true. Every time females find out I drive this luxury vehicle, they desire me more (become more flirty, like to sit beside me, make good comments about car, ask how much money I make indirectly i.e. what job you do?, etc.).

In fact, I think the 2016 RDX Elite was what made me win my 9/10 girlfriend over other guys who are more handsome because either they had no car or a non-luxury car.
Why do you only have a 90% woman? Is part of this woman a male...?




OMG...you're dating one of those Thai he-shes aren't you!?? Can you tell us: does it hurt when he-she slides that into you...?
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Must trade in my explorer tomorrow, fuck this... No more pano roof.

Booking flight to Canaduh to buy RDX and go to Rockys gangbang....

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Old Nov 10, 2015 | 01:04 AM
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Rocky, better hide yo gf though... When she sees me she gon' leave yo ass.

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Old Nov 10, 2015 | 01:17 AM
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She a 2 in da ass doe..
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
I believe four scenarios used:

Man with no car, man with dilapidated Dodge Neon, man with Ford Focus, or man with Mercedes C Class C300

The higher the value of the car, the more highly his handsomeness was rated by women. The 2016 RDX Elite would fall in line with the Mercedes. My own personal experience has shown their studies to be true. Every time females find out I drive this luxury vehicle, they desire me more (become more flirty, like to sit beside me, make good comments about car, ask how much money I make indirectly i.e. what job you do?, etc.).

In fact, I think the 2016 RDX Elite was what made me win my 9/10 girlfriend over other guys who are more handsome because either they had no car or a non-luxury car.
You don't have an RDX. You don't have a girlfriend. You're a liar.
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
I never said 9.5. When we first met I estimated 8.5. After our first date realized she was finnnnne so estimate was adjusted to a 9/10. Not sure what size she is exactly but she looks good enough to be a model.
Liar.
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
No what happened was I texted her to make our relationship official. She took 36 hours or so to accept. Normally she always replies to me within 24 hours so after 24 hours of no reply I thought maybe she was gonna reject me. But then when she replied affer 36 hours she accepted my proposal to be official boyfriend and girlfriend.
You're going to have to change this in future stories. 24 hour reply in a relationship is very abnormal.
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 09:13 AM
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Ms. 9-9.5 is obviously doing the with someone other than rocky.
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Chief F1 Fan
Ms. 9-9.5 is obviously doing the with someone other than rocky.
Maybe the Ms. ended up being a Mr. and rocky ended up receiving
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 10:02 AM
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Your glorified Honda CR-V is nowhere near in line with a Mercedes
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 10:38 AM
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^^ IKR?? What kind of dweller of a parallel universe of stupidity can arrive at that conclusion? No one ever said RDX and Mercedes are luxury vehicles of the same category-EVER.
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 10:41 AM
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Rockyboy did.
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 10:53 AM
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He's just trolling. The real bag of flesh keyboard warrior probably doesn't even have an RDX. Probably got cut off by one while riding his BMX and is stuck to a bed with a broken back posting vengeance posts while mocking the car. Probably hit his head too thus the delusion that his mom who is nursing him is his 9.5 gf.
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 10:58 AM
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Rocky, I need to know how close the airport is.
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 10:59 AM
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An she still takes 36 hours to respond to him
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 11:02 AM
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That's just when he wakes out of his comas.
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
Your glorified Honda CR-V is nowhere near in line with a Mercedes
If it's a C300, I bet it is pretty much in line. Just sayin'.
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 11:49 AM
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Rode in my friend's Mercedes ML (3 years old) again today. The 2016 RDX Elite is better. Faster, drives over bumps more smoothly. Interior is similar. Mercedes is overrated. Acura is a steal at great prices.


Originally Posted by Chief F1 Fan
^^ IKR?? What kind of dweller of a parallel universe of stupidity can arrive at that conclusion? No one ever said RDX and Mercedes are luxury vehicles of the same category-EVER.
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 11:55 AM
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I'm surprised you'd sink to such a level and even dare to associate with an MB owner
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 12:04 PM
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My friends have all sorts of cars. It's actually fun to ride in them and realize the Acura can compete with them all. People have succumb to marketing and don't realize the Acura is the best luxury brand to get for a certain range of money and it's better than vehicles costing $10-20,000 more. For example, 2016 RDX is better than Lexus RX350, audi q5 and better than Mercedes ML overall.

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Old Nov 10, 2015 | 12:07 PM
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You're the best, Rocky. I love you. I really do.
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 12:08 PM
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Your RDX Elite being better than an Audi Q5 is like saying my BMW 650i Gran Coupe is better than a Maybach.
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Originally Posted by oo7spy
If it's a C300, I bet it is pretty much in line. Just sayin'.
Show me the demographic of people who cross-shop a C300 against an RDX because I want to see it.
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 12:11 PM
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My neighbour has an audi q5. First thing you notice about the car is it's freakin' ugly looking. Terrible tail light design and very plain grill. It's a square. A kid could have designed that. Also, my friend had an audi q5 and got rid of it but kept his Mercedes ML.

Originally Posted by Chief F1 Fan
Your RDX Elite being better than an Audi Q5 is like saying my BMW 650i Gran Coupe is better than a Maybach.
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Chief F1 Fan
Show me the demographic of people who cross-shop a C300 against an RDX because I want to see it.



we all know that the minute anyone sees the new 2016 Acura RDX Elite, they'll fall in love and panties will drop. No point cross-shopping with ANY other car..
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 12:15 PM
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Old Nov 10, 2015 | 12:15 PM
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The point is in the study comparing different levels of cars from the delapidated Dodge to the Ford, they could have used a 2016 RDX Elite as the next level instead of the Mercedes. So women always ranked a man as more handsome when he was with a better car (similar to how they rank him more handsome in an expensive suit).
So the man with the 2016 RDX would be ranked more handsome than if he had a delapidated Dodge, for example. I can definitely attest to the validity of this study as girls treat me a lot better after seeing my luxury car.

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Show me the demographic of people who cross-shop a C300 against an RDX because I want to see it.
Old Nov 10, 2015 | 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
My neighbour has an audi q5. First thing you notice about the car is it's freakin' ugly looking. Terrible tail light design and very plain grill. It's a square. A kid could have designed that. Also, my friend had an audi q5 and got rid of it but kept his Mercedes ML.
This is YOUR opinion. MY opinion is that the 1G RDX looks better than the 2G RDX. The current RDX looks incredibly vanilla and boring and plain. The INSIDE of the headlights is cool. The actual shape of he headlights is lame. Bleh.

q5 > rdx
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Q5 being ugly.



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