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Rockyboy's dating thread: WE ARE ALL DOING IT WRONG

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Old Nov 5, 2015 | 01:51 PM
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Title change!



We are doing it all wrong!!
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 01:51 PM
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We all must divorce our wives and follow the mentality of Rockboy.
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 01:51 PM
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I'm going to take the advice from somebody with a name like RockyBOY.



Now if it was RockyMAN... different story.
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 01:54 PM
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And I think it's going be a long, long time
Until acurazine brings me around again to find
I'm not the boy they think I am at home
Oh, no no no
I'm rockyman
ROCKYMAN
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 01:54 PM
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Old Nov 5, 2015 | 01:54 PM
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I'll give you some ROCKS to put in yo mouf MAN
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 01:58 PM
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I seriously don't know how I ever got a wife or lasted 25 years with such modest cars and average muscle tone.
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 02:09 PM
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Must be your bankroll!! Bank bro!!!
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by maharajamd
It's my opinion. One we don't have to share. There are good ones out there...but they are few and far between.

Really it's new music in general. It's just rap/hip hop ranks in at the bottom.

Those third grade level lyrics, though
About to throw up my lunch with the repetition, though
It used to be cool now it's dumb as shit, though

^#2 rap song in the country, yo



Because it isn't what it used to be? And Aquemini is one of the best hip hop albums ever? No, I don't need to look up the lyrics. You may not remember but I lived in the HOOD in Cincinnati for quite a while. I'm more learned than I wish I was.
And I respect your opinion. It's one thing saying you don't like it, the other is "It's trash" in a condescending manner as if I like trash. And I don't care for today's hip hop/rap either.
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 1Louder
I seriously don't know how I ever got a wife or lasted 25 years with such modest cars and average muscle tone.
Giant fucking cack
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
I have a 2016 RDX. Way different than CRV.
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Doom878
Giant fucking cack
Not likely, although he can straighten his eyebrows with his tongue. I seent it.
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 02:37 PM
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He wipe his nose with it too right
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 02:43 PM
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You guize should really try out the feature. It's quit nice.


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Giant fucking cack
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by oo7spy
You guize should really try out the feature. It's quit nice.


does it really say that?
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 02:58 PM
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I had a 91 CRX Si when I met my wife in 95 ...what a great car, wife turned out to be pretty good too. I mean..it's no RDX by any means...
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 03:07 PM
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She's cheating on you. With an RDX owner. Deal with it.
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 03:09 PM
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I had a 91 CRX Si when I met my wife in 95 ...what a great car, wife turned out to be pretty good too. I mean..it's no RDX by any means...
I had a '85 Yamaha FJ1100 when I met mine and a beat up '78 Ford Torino for a winter beater, 28 years later, here we are.
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 03:44 PM
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Look guys, NO car is an RDX.

Not even the McLaren F1.
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
If a girl friendzoned me, I have a way to get out of the friendzone--dump her
You cant dump a girl that has you in friendzone.

WTFBBQ This dude is an idiot.
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by 1Louder
does it really say that?
There is a very easy way to find out. Come on. Plenty of room on the wagon!
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 04:02 PM
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Old Nov 5, 2015 | 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
A date is a romantic interaction between two people who ideally are looking for a good marriage mate. If a girl is texting me every day with long meaningful texts learning more about me and I reciprocate--that is dating. It forges the bond and grows the love.

At my house party, I'm gonna sweep her off her feet. Gonna use a few (not too many) cheesey romantic lines on her, show her around, have dinner with her, introduce her to friends and watch as my single female friends become very envious. They'll think either "Why didn't he ask me out?" or "Wow, he's dating a 9. Wonder if I could steal him from her, that'd be a real boost to my feminine ego."

I can't wait!!!!!
Does this scene come to anyone elses mind?



Originally Posted by rockyboy
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work...
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by oo7spy
There is a very easy way to find out. Come on. Plenty of room on the wagon!
I'm not quite done with the entertainment just yet. But close. Very, very close. It would be my first "ignore". And given some of the characters over the years that haven't made that list, that's saying something.
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 04:38 PM
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You and me alike. I wasn't even sure how to add him prior to the other day.

FWIW, the entertainment is still here, but it keeps me from replying to him.
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by 1Louder
...And given some of the characters over the years that haven't made that list, that's saying something.
From the guy who voted to ban Justn..
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 04:44 PM
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Aquemini was cutting edge and still very enjoyable...


Rocky ain't been replying...probably wiping all the snail trails off his haggars before heading home to the new GF!

"lemme smell yo dickkkkk!!!"

ahahahah...can't imagine being in one of those relationships.


now that I think of it, Rocky, you're on the right path, but you're not the master. In a way, you're putting the pussy on a pedestal. Pussaliah!
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 04:55 PM
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Rocky doesn't take showers for weeks on end?!? I guess money, muscles, and leased RDX Elites don't require proper hygiene.
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 04:57 PM
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when you're that busy getting fresh new high end pussy...first thing to go is showers, bruh.
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Aquemini was cutting edge and still very enjoyable...


Rocky ain't been replying...probably wiping all the snail trails off his haggars before heading home to the new GF!

"lemme smell yo dickkkkk!!!"

ahahahah...can't imagine being in one of those relationships.


now that I think of it, Rocky, you're on the right path, but you're not the master. In a way, you're putting the pussy on a pedestal. Pussaliah!

LMFAO. nobody else caught the Baby Boy reference?
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 05:14 PM
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I knew someone wood!
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Originally Posted by usdmJON
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WTFBBQ This dude is an idiot.
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 05:18 PM
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at least Jon isn't getting called one today!
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 05:40 PM
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LMFAO. nobody else caught the Baby Boy reference?
Don't be a Jody, we quote baby boy erryday hurr..
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 07:54 PM
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From the guy who voted to ban Justn..
That wasn't me - I never voted to ban Justn. At least I don't remember......
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 08:41 PM
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RB,

When your date asks you if you spit or swallow, tell them you swallow. That way you might get lucky....
Is that how you get your men to put out?
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
at least Jon isn't getting called one today!
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 09:07 PM
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Hey guys, I think I might be getting dumped by the 9/10... feeling a bit down right now.

What happened was I sent her a text yesterday to officially make her my girlfriend. It's been about 24 hours and she hasn't replied. All this after texting me every day for weeks and going on a date.

If she is planning to dump me, it's most likely because she found someone she thinks is better...
Old Nov 5, 2015 | 09:20 PM
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Do NOT feed this troll.

Everyone shut your fucking mouths and do not reply to him.



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