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Old Nov 12, 2015 | 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
I'm not trying to make anyone mad. Just sharing personal experiences in hopes people can learn something.

Ever since I got my 2016 RDX Elite, good things have been happening. Today I went to a plaza to buy a lunch special ($5.50) good price so I bought two, will eat one for dinner, people looked at my car as I parked. When I walked out, I held my head higher and walked with better posture. That's just a small effect of having a luxury car.
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 12:38 PM
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Rockytroll, if you want us to take you anywhere in the vicinity of for real, post evidence. I'm sure you have a camera phone and a free flickr account. If you're just a troll, STFU and entertain me.
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
I could have bought the Mercedes GLA AMG or BMW X3-5 or the Porsche Macan. I don't consider those vehicles better than the 2016 RDX Elite, that's why I got the RDX. Not sure where you're from but where I'm from the 2016 RDX is nowhere near the bottom tier. Bottom would be like Hyundai, Kia, Ford, Dodge, etc.
No, the RDX is at the bottom of the segment it is competing in. I was correct in the first place. The MBZ, the BMW and the Porsche comparison is like comparing a loaded Grand Cherokee/Durango/GM against a 4 cyl. Wrangler/Nitro/Terrain. They are completely different vehicles in entirely different sectors of the automotive market. I cross-shopped a Boxster vs. a 350Z 'vert in 2004, that doesn't mean they're in the same class.
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 12:59 PM
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Tell us more, Rocky. I'm writing all these lessons down.

A lot of hattters here, but they likely don't know how it's even done. I bet you they even put regular fuel in their cars.

What's the purpose of this party? I think I should maybe throw one too. Sounds like a lot of fun!
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Tell us more, Rocky. I'm writing all these lessons down.

A lot of hattters here, but they likely don't know how it's even done. I bet you they even put regular fuel in their cars.

What's the purpose of this party? I think I should maybe throw one too. Sounds like a lot of fun!
Please don't feed the troll.
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:05 PM
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Why? Everyone else is doing it by consistently responding to his posts. If you hadn't noticed, calling him out just further fuels the flames
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:14 PM
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Yeah I will have my car parked in the driveway. He will see it. If he asks about it I will show him. But he might be more interested in my house (custom built luxury home situated in exclusive sought-after community with Roman columns, granite counters, maple floor and cabinets, oversized windows, multiple french doors, walk-in closet and ensuite full bathrooms for every bedroom, open concept, extra thick wood floors and imported tiles and marble flooring from Italy, reinforced foundation and structure, stone and brick exterior, oversized kitchen with multiple granite counters, open grand foyer with maple Juliet balcony, multiple crystal chandaliers, imported Italian leather sofas and tables/chairs, one ancient chair that is rare) and the games we're having.

Thank you for the suggestion!

Originally Posted by polobunny
Do you think her dad is a car person? If so, he might be interested in the RDX since it's a lesser known luxury SUV. Maybe something to "connect" with him, easy topic where you're not likely to step on boundaries. Every guy likes good cars right!?
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:16 PM
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Between all my friends, we own most luxury car brands so I know firsthand that the RDX is at least or better than vehicles from these other brands. It's with firsthand experience and research that I chose the 2016 RDX Elite.

Originally Posted by Chief F1 Fan
No, the RDX is at the bottom of the segment it is competing in. I was correct in the first place. The MBZ, the BMW and the Porsche comparison is like comparing a loaded Grand Cherokee/Durango/GM against a 4 cyl. Wrangler/Nitro/Terrain. They are completely different vehicles in entirely different sectors of the automotive market. I cross-shopped a Boxster vs. a 350Z 'vert in 2004, that doesn't mean they're in the same class.
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
walk-in closet

Thank you for the suggestion!
An entire walk-in closet? I am so jealous.


Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:21 PM
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I'm pretty sure most here don't know how to get a 9/10 or even 8/10 or 7/10 girlfriend so everyone can learn something.

I put 91 Octane gas with no ethanol into my vehicle for best performance and engine health.

The purpose of the party is to relax and have fun. I'm also helping out some single friends as it's a chance to meet the opposite gender and perhaps get a girlfriend. Since lots of my friends haven't met my girlfriend yet, I wonder if anyone will try to get her number LOL! Also, I will meet her dad. So the most important thing for me at this party... it's like another date with my gf and to meet her dad. I hope they have fun. I'm also giving my gf a surprise gift at the end. Girls love that kinda stuff!


Originally Posted by TacoBello
Tell us more, Rocky. I'm writing all these lessons down.

A lot of hattters here, but they likely don't know how it's even done. I bet you they even put regular fuel in their cars.

What's the purpose of this party? I think I should maybe throw one too. Sounds like a lot of fun!
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:22 PM
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What's the gift?

Sounds like a good time. Why is her dad coming though? I don't get it.
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:24 PM
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We have ensuite bathrooms and walk-in closets for each bedroom. Actually except for one.. it's not exactly a walk-in closer but it's a huge closet, twice as big as average ones. Each room has its own ensuite bathroom. Some rooms have cathedral ceilings also. It's pretty cool!

Originally Posted by Curious3GTL
An entire walk-in closet? I am so jealous.


Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:25 PM
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Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:26 PM
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Rocky, sounds like a nice house you have. How big is it?
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
We have ensuite bathrooms and walk-in closets for each bedroom. Actually except for one.. it's not exactly a walk-in closer but it's a huge closet, twice as big as average ones. Each room has its own ensuite bathroom. Some rooms have cathedral ceilings also. It's pretty cool!
WE??? Somebody forgot they were a single man of 35!

Him and his Mom and dad and little brother would be my guess.
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:28 PM
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Her dad is dropping her off at the party and I'm gonna invite him in for a drink (non-alcohol) and I'm gonna ask them to play some games. While they play I will take high res photos of them. After when she is not looking I will print out photos on my colour laser printer in photographic quality. I will add these photos to the gift bag I'm making. It will also have an imported teddy bear with a cool hat made of real wood. And I will put in one bottle of a very expensive imported drink. I might send her off with one pizza as well if there are leftovers from the party.

Yes, everyone is looking forward to this. Might be best party of the year!

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What's the gift?

Sounds like a good time. Why is her dad coming though? I don't get it.
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by rockyboy
I'm pretty sure most here don't know how to get a 9/10 or even 8/10 or 7/10 girlfriend so everyone can learn something.

I put 91 Octane gas with no ethanol into my vehicle for best performance and engine health.

The purpose of the party is to relax and have fun. I'm also helping out some single friends as it's a chance to meet the opposite gender and perhaps get a girlfriend. Since lots of my friends haven't met my girlfriend yet, I wonder if anyone will try to get her number LOL! Also, I will meet her dad. So the most important thing for me at this party... it's like another date with my gf and to meet her dad. I hope they have fun. I'm also giving my gf a surprise gift at the end. Girls love that kinda stuff!
Ugh...she would be a WOMAN not a girl. You are screwing up young Padawan.
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:30 PM
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It's over 5000 square feet or something like that. I have to clean it before the party and it's no easy task!

Originally Posted by TacoBello
Rocky, sounds like a nice house you have. How big is it?
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:32 PM
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It's over 5000 square feet or something like that. I have to clean it before the party and it's no easy task!
definitely a kid.
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Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:37 PM
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It's over 5000 square feet or something like that. I have to clean it before the party and it's no easy task!
Whoa, what? Why do you have such a big house for just yourself? That's insane!!

Shiiiieeeet, you must make some good coin to support a house like that. The property tax must be insane.
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:41 PM
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jeezus, STFU already
No one forces you to come in here... Self control. Try it.
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:46 PM
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Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:48 PM
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Everyone complains when Rocky posts. And when he doesn't show up for a few days, everyone complains that he's not posting. So he posts again and everyone complains...
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 01:58 PM
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I never said I live by myself

Originally Posted by TacoBello
Whoa, what? Why do you have such a big house for just yourself? That's insane!!

Shiiiieeeet, you must make some good coin to support a house like that. The property tax must be insane.
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Originally Posted by 1killercls
definitely a kid.
"We have a huge house. It's like 5000 square feet or something," said the 13 year old.
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 02:05 PM
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I never said I live by myself
who in the world do you live with? It's not your lady friend... you two just met. You take care of your folks also?
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 02:08 PM
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No one forces you to come in here... Self control. Try it.
I come in here to watch the gang bang and DISCOURAGE rather than ENCOURAGE (you) the troll. Besides, I'm a mod, remember?
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 02:11 PM
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You can say that.

Originally Posted by TacoBello
who in the world do you live with? It's not your lady friend... you two just met. You take care of your folks also?
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You can say that.
Or more accurately... rockyboy still lives with his mom, dad, and brother. Rockyboy and rockybrother share a bedroom with bunk beds, and take turns beating and sucking each other's dicks (trading girlfriends if you will).
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
who in the world do you live with? It's not your lady friend... you two just met. You take care of your folks also?
Peeling the onion.

My guess is he's in high school, lives with mommy and daddy. Car purchased/leased by them.

Spends most of his days to Cosmo dreaming of the 9/10 he thinks he can get.

So rocky where are the pics of said house? We will need the pictures to include a stack of waffles or bacon.
Old Nov 12, 2015 | 02:48 PM
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Baby Jesus- please don't ever let either one of my daughters bring home a DB like rocky because I will be going to jail.
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Baby Jesus- please don't ever let either one of my daughters bring home a DB like rocky because I will be going to jail.
They don't send you to jail for killing RDX Elite driving scum. They give you a civic award, and a gently used MB GLA (non-elite).
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5000 square feet 'or something'?

Anyone who's actually bought a house knows how many square feet it is.

Kid, and not a very imaginative one at that.
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We already knew he lived with his parents
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Old Nov 12, 2015 | 03:31 PM
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Sorry Rocky you fucked up. Every red blooded male car guy knows his purchased house's square footage to the foot.



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