Well, I was going out with a bouncer name Billy, and he does own an Acura.

If you guys are sure that that isn't Billy, then I'm in trouble. I left a pretty nasty voicemail to him.

ARE YOU SURE IT ISN'T HIM?????

I'm so embarrassed!

 

HAHAHAHAH 2 fails in one???

 

You suck. And not "good" suck.

 

Wait, so you're single now?

How you doin'

 

lmao

 

bound to get lucky sooner or later

 

I'm playing the odds.

 

 

I have no idea how I got here (I think Facebook), but I read the thread, and am in awe at the sheer ownage that is being displayed here. Thank you acurazine.com, you are now my new favorite place to troll

 

Pace has slowed in here...

Is it halftime?

 

Bedtime.

 

Yessir

 

^ Missmodena?

Orange Juice is a good way

 

Damn it. So, so late. Azine has an epic ownage thread and I find out about through H-T. Unbelievable.

 

My girlfriend and I read through this entire thread and enjoyed each and every page. Believe me, she was ripping Billy up in the beginning.. she chanted "TEAM RACHEL". You should have seen her face when she read Rachel took him back.. god was she pissed! She made it very clear to me that if I ever pulled the kind of stunts he did there would be NO coming back.

 

Billy, I wanna grow up and be just like you man. This is EPIC!! I got linked here from www.mazda6club.com .

 

This thread is making its way around the internet now! hahaha

 

Made it

 

Just a note for all our new members...

We have an ADULT section, but entrance requires a paid membership.

Paypal me $50 for a lifetime membership.

EDIT: OWNAGE thread discount, price is $40.

 

Self-ownage is priceless

 

Wow....I leave for a couple years and THIS happens?!?!? Epic!!!

 

I hope you learned your lesson.

 

That's what happens when babies want something - they cry. You're a horrible father and a horrible husband.

 

billz1109 is still lurking....

fucking coward cant say anything now lol

 

 

Clearly he has issues with remembering to log out...





yay, serious cat .

 

And pulling out.

 

Zing!

 

Nicely done Whiskers.

 

dear billy: I think my user name says it all..


oyeah whats up from ls1tech!

 

 

Have the Midnight Express comments been made yet?

 

Anyone up for a t-shirt group buy?

 

 

Ill trade you some Acurazine stickers for the shirt.

 

awesome!

I am in for one! Double extra medium please.

 

Hey everyone, Iceland checking in on this one!

Billy, we here in iceland fucking hate you so much that we made the Eyjafjallajökull volcano erupt just so every traveler around the world could have time to check this thread out!

U7UY1.jpg


Yeah, that´s one fucking pissed off volcano!

Rach, you need to find a REAL man, not some pussy ass

 

fbody.com and yellowmustangregistry.com WOW double pawnage on thread

 

^that pretty much sums it up. Awesome pic!

Also, do Icelandic keyboards just have those 12 letters, or do you guys use all 26?

 

Hahahha that is pretty good.