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Old Aug 11, 2016 | 01:14 PM
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Or your local cheesecake factories.. Special occasions
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Old Aug 11, 2016 | 01:18 PM
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Comes into a thread about a TOPIC and then proceeds to trash talk people using that TOPIC.

I don't care where you're from... That's classy.
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Old Aug 11, 2016 | 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Doom878
It makes me think, damn what did the future baby daddy do that she's single. Either she got knocked up quick after meeting or he cheated on her while pregnant. Either way she will put out easy
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^I guess I'm spoiled here in Houston. every one gets knocked up and is single. the Hispanic chicks are freaks.
It's either this or some "passable" tranny that's so hocked up on hormones and plastic surgery I just may get away with it.



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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 06:40 AM
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You are undoubtedly the weirdest motherfucker that has ever posted on Acurazine.
Atleast it isn't me!!!
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Comes into a thread about a TOPIC and then proceeds to trash talk people using that TOPIC.

I don't care where you're from... That's classy.
Dude, HAVE YOU TRIED HAPPEN, YET!????????
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
Dude, HAVE YOU TRIED HAPPEN, YET!????????
I feel like that whole thing was a poorly thought out attempt to force a joke. Please consider:


"Hey have any of you throbbing cocks tried HAPPN yet?"

"Huh? What's HAPPN?"

"Nothing. What's happening with you? Hurr der hurr, pound my ass please. The aristocrats!"

But it didn't work because no one bit.
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 10:28 AM
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he's too smart and witty for us.
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 10:32 AM
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But have you tried that new app, UPDOG?
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 10:32 AM
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what the fuck is UPDOG?
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 10:35 AM
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Jus chillin cuz! What's up wit you!


Hahahahahahahhahshhaahhshshahahhahahahhahahahshahh hshshshahahhaahhahahagahahahgahahaha

< Laugh track intensifies >
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 10:36 AM
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Harharharharharhar

I did Nazi see that coming
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 10:46 AM
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Happn is a cool app. it has normal girls you bump into, not desperate like many on tinder. Altho, desperate can make for good bangs i agree.

If a chick passes by you, and she has happn on her phone, u can see her in there as happn logs all who pass by you and tells you the frequency even and the cross street where it happened.

A friend of mine met his date that way. A girl passed by, and she had her real name and instagram listed on happn and where she worked. So, he visited where she worked and asked her out.

let's go. let the insults come now.
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 10:52 AM
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^you know we have google too, right..
we know what the fuck happn is.

you are not telling us anything we dont already know....
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by RL09
Happn is a cool app. it has normal girls you bump into, not desperate like many on tinder. Altho, desperate can make for good bangs i agree.

If a chick passes by you, and she has happn on her phone, u can see her in there as happn logs all who pass by you and tells you the frequency even and the cross street where it happened.

A friend of mine met his date that way. A girl passed by, and she had her real name and instagram listed on happn and where she worked. So, he visited where she worked and asked her out.

let's go. let the insults come now.
Well, since you asked... I find your lack of capitalization to be juvenile and indicative of a lack of attention to detail.

Good day sir.
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 10:56 AM
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Tool. RL09 is a grown up tool. Even the 19 year old kid in here knows he's a tool. And 19 year olds generally are tools.

RL09's tool level is through the roof
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 10:56 AM
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i'm a fucking millennial for christ sakes. I developed all of these apps
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
^you know we have google too, right..
we know what the fuck happn is.

you are not telling us anything we dont already know....
Ur reaction tho when i mentioned it first over a week ago shows otherwise. But fine. say thanks. i know of it. End of story. No need to show from what gutter you spring.

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Well, since you asked... I find your lack of capitalization to be juvenile and indicative of a lack of attention to detail.

Good day sir.
Cute.
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by RL09
Ur reaction tho when i mentioned it first over a week ago shows otherwise. But fine. say thanks. i know of it. End of story. No need to show from what gutter you spring.
I'm too witty for you! go back and read, it was sarcastic.
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 10:59 AM
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Shut up, RL09.
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 10:59 AM
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 11:00 AM
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 11:03 AM
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On topic, I have date number 3 tomorrow night.
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by RL09
A friend of mine met his date that way. A girl passed by, and she had her real name and instagram listed on happn and where she worked. So, he visited where she worked and asked her out.
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Did your "friend" also cut her skin off and eat her eyeballs
What a weird motherfucker.. don't forget to put the lotion in the basket you twat.

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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
^you know we have google too, right..
we know what the fuck happn is.

you are not telling us anything we dont already know....
Originally Posted by cu2wagon
I find your lack of capitalization to be juvenile and indicative of a lack of attention to detail.

Good day sir.
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Did your "friend" also cut her skin off and eat her eyeballs
What a weird motherfucker.. don't forget to put the lotion in the basket you twat.

U r simply a jealous loser who couldn't do that even if it was possible for you.

Btw did you ever check why do you insult so much? "twat, bukkake on ur face", etc style of insults? Did you know it's a high level of narcissism combined with being an absolute pussy when you do it behind a keyboard? Which pretty much puts you in the profile that fits that gif you just posted.

Just Saying. That's what you essentially are. Lowlife tongue housed in a lower-life brain, waiting to back-stab people while they are not looking.

Isn't science amazing
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 04:27 PM
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 04:36 PM
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Chad?
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 04:45 PM
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 04:46 PM
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Nimrod asked for insults, and suggested that we get in line and keep on coming, now he's butthurt?
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 04:48 PM
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He's a self-described oracle of dating and calling me a narcissist.. projection is a key trait of a narcissist. Science is amazing!!
Anyways, pusillanimous I am not. I've been a martial artists my whole life. Perpetual white belt with 2 black belts. I don't compete much nowadays, but I've competed nearly every year in some big competitions for 10 years. I'll invite you the next time I compete. pussy.
So to sum it up.. you're an idiot who has no friends (projecting your back stabbing nature, and you're a weird motherfucker), no women (captain obvious), but you have an RL (do you?), so there's that. Conrats!

I do have a low-life tongue, you got me there, but you asked for it.. so..


I mean seriously.. only twats write U instead of you, or R instead of are.
And going to someone's place of work to ask them out.. a complete stranger at that who stalked them online.. might want to check the definition of psycho..


Keep up the entertainment, good luck on the kidnapping and murdering

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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
I'm too witty for you! go back and read, it was sarcastic.
Donald, is that you?
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Nimrod asked for insults, and suggested that we get in line and keep on coming, now he's butthurt?
Oooohhhhhhhhh... Darn. ur right. My bad. I forgot I had asked for the insults.

You sooo got me now. You got me good.

U'll have to check why u so uptight and consider walking into a store, walk up to the reception desk, talk up a girl and ask her out is sick. There's much projected there. When intentions are good no need to exaggerate possibilities. ur society has become so insecure due to that...

And btw, free advice. lose the dirty tongue. It'll get you in more trouble than you'd have expected to get into. Same goes for your peers on here.
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 05:02 PM
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U'll u
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by RL09
ur society has become so insecure due to that...
I called it.. alien

Originally Posted by RL09
And btw, free advice. lose the dirty tongue. It'll get you in more trouble than you'd have expected to get into. Same goes for your peers on here.
Don't you mean..

It'll get u in more trouble than u'd have expected to get into. Same goes for ur peers on here
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Old Aug 12, 2016 | 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I called it.. alien


Don't you mean..

It'll get u in more trouble than u'd have expected to get into. Same goes for ur peers on here
Bingo U Got it!
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Old Aug 13, 2016 | 09:28 AM
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I fucking called it.

dude wants to play around with other dudes
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Old Aug 15, 2016 | 07:12 AM
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Majofo big bad marital artist


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Old Aug 15, 2016 | 08:10 AM
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Come at me bro
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Old Aug 15, 2016 | 10:35 AM
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Damn I didn't know that dude had more than one pic
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Old Aug 15, 2016 | 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Tool. RL09 is a grown up tool. Even the 19 year old kid in here knows he's a tool. And 19 year olds generally are tools.

RL09's tool level is through the roof
He's more of a tool than my 19 year old ass could ever be!

Originally Posted by Majofo
Nimrod asked for insults, and suggested that we get in line and keep on coming, now he's butthurt?
I believe this video is an accurate representation.

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