LOL exactly what my BFF said.
and I dunno, after my bff turned him down, the acquaintances stopped calling to hang out.

which was fine with me, i totally thought acquaintance was straight.. LOL
didnt know he sucked dick for cash

 

Yeah don't think you want to chill with someone who sucks dick for cash.

 

it makes me think of the line in 50 cent's song...

"Damn, Homie! in Highschool you were the MAN, homie!
what the fuck happened to you!? "

 

LOL, your assumption is correct!

I immediately thought of Bob Saget saying he used to suck dick for coke! Haha!

 

What happened to the blondie?

 

Not sure, lost touch after that second visit.

 

What if she is female?

 

Like a hooker. Not really. I don't need the VDs.

 

Since when is sucking D for cash not cool?

 

I'll just give you the money if you really need it

 

I'm just not with the shaming.. winning is winning

 

I have LOTS of cash.. ahem.. wink.. this dick isn't going to suck itself!!!

 

sometimes, I really do think you work at OCH.
butt, fuck it...lets party

 

you got them Poppers brah?

 

I mentioned my broham's coworker would get paid off Grindr..
tugs, rubs, bjs, you name it.. $50 here.. $100 here.. one straight guy paid him to wank so he could watch.
They traveled around doing clinical shizz.. broham and other med crew would always peep these dudes as they went to coworkers hotel room.
Sometimes they set up shop at churches, coworker would be like.. one of the deacons is DTF!

 

damn cuhhhh, your brohams be nasty

 

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his coworker..

my brohams ain't bout dat lyfe..
If only they knew..

 

so, almost related being in the tindr thread...
some black girl that I was talking to...the one that called me craig and recited "friday"
she was like..."I'ma take you to a bath house."

I said. NO! do not want!
and stopped talking to her.

 

what's wrong with a bath house cuhh?
that's my kickback joint

 

yeah, kickback and let dudes lick your balls.

 

lick balls, don't lick balls, relax papi..
you have too much tension in your lower back..
lay down

 

fo real doe.. what kind of bath houses you have down there?

 

too much cazz.
I remember his first youtube hit, the ice cream song

 

There's a big bath house up in the big D..
It's catered to Gooks but really everyone up in that piece..
It's okay.. prefer the authentic authentic.. no reps.

 

i never been, but GBFF has a membership to one.
I didnt know there were different types?
isnt it just like a gym? iunno, im making shit up

 

I remember you posted it in 3G. .was like wtfffu..
listened to it all day..

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brah, you just get nekkid
wash yourself.. then get in different spas of varying temp..
switch it up with sauna time (cold and hot)
can even get a nohomo rub down, painful exfoliation, low chance of woody
some places have gym in coed area (clothed)
some even have mineral spas.. those are the best. Like soaking in extra fizzy sprite.

 

I saw beyonce at Burger King!

 

black girl said the one she went too, there was a chick giving head and a whole line of guys..

I was like...ohkay, I'm going!! but then she was like but dont ask me to give you head... I was like...okay, Im not going!

 

Take homegirl up on bath house
She'll be impressed.. throw you some ass
worst case you get ass in bath house

 

Send Majofo 411.. PM.. for reasons.

 

how do you work that in after not talking for like 2 months?
random text with invitation out to said baff housE?
"Hey, lets goo look at weird shit at the baff house!"

 

I just looked up bath houses in H-Town..
all dem joints is rub and tug joints..
I doubt that was a girl she saw giving head..

 

closest thing is Houstonian..
some uppity $$ spa, fuck that ninja..
she and her crew better run through for that money..

 

Also.. how is that wheirdh with her but not with me??

 

I meet one girl on Tindr. Turned out we went to high school together she had just gotten way hotter. We dated like 4 months. She loved it up the butt. Enjoyed licking my ass. She also bought me a vibrating cock ring. We saw Pearl Jam together. Kbye

 

I was away for a bit, when I asked about the fam you yous like "kids are good".. I figured you was a lone wolf again.
Welp.. thanks for the story cockring!

 

Yeah man. Been about a year and a half. Kids are great and her and I get along well. Life is really good. Like when 'ol girl was licking my ass..