Ok, I've made a few observations here...

curious3gTL, I hate to say it, but was your username created specifically for this thread...

I'm not implying anything negative, I just find it ironic that the word "curious" is being used as a user name, more so, specifically in a thread with this somewhat explicit content...

But hey, you could be curious about anything, it's just irony I guess...

Secondly, the girl with the caption "I'm pregnant, still want to go out" or whatever it was, that's a test, she's either looking for a "real man" or she's on some girl power trip... Either way, I respect her little secret message...

I'd also like to see the look on her zones, I don't know why autocorrect did that, new BF's face (if she has one yet) when he realizes that she is getting suspiciously "filled out", and his mind starts to wonder, haha... Always read the captions, jk...

But that's kind of a "girl power" and a little "FU" to male d-bags...

On the other hand, thankfully I'm not involved with anything like this!!!

I hope everyone here is enjoying there search for a significant other!!! Best of luck!!!

 

What the absolute fuck are you talking about?

 

LOL i asked Curious the same question awhile back .
the fuck is your name anyway, bro? Curious, not mysterymeat

 

I'm taking about this⬇️⬇️⬇️

"I'm pregnant, who's still interested"

That girl...

 

Even pregnant girls want to get smashed like a little toe against a coffee table. Sometimes more so.

It's not that odd.

 

Baby's head will end up looking like a golf ball.

No, but for real- I'm down with preggo chicks that wanna get smashed. Why the fuck not.

 

no rubbers, because cant get her pregnant twice.

 

Funny story. I was actually interested in upgrading my 2G TL to a 3G. I had some questions about the situation and therefore that's where the "curious" comes from. I actually still have my 2G because I am really cheap. hahaha.

My username is basically worthless as it has nothing to do with a 3G TL or being curious. I figured that one out years. hahhaa.

 

Don't give that baby STDs crabs, wrap it up

 

Most of you fuckers are unaware because the lot of you have dates with your hands tonight.. pathetic
But pregnant women usually get on a hormone high that makes them feel great after the first trimester.
For those that get that hormone high, many may also experience extreme horniness (SNU SNU?!?!)
Like.. will power bottom your ass so hard that you get ptsd sweats and nightmares (was I just raped??)
You'll be all like, I don't want to hurt the baby (crybaby voice).. she'll be all like.. GIVE ME YOUR DICK!!! (deep demon voice)

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-Majofo

 

Why do I get the feeling your wife raped and manhandled the shit out of you? More than once. I find it hard to picture you with a crybaby voice, but I guess if she's crushing your plums in her hands, anything is possible

 

Prego sounds good but I think the reality is any prego chick looking for internet cock has an STD.

 

Roll the dice, take a chance

 

I didn't really expect you guys to be serious about it.... but I guess it would be good to get some before that pussy gets blown da fuk out.



...

 

It makes me think, damn what did the future baby daddy do that she's single. Either she got knocked up quick after meeting or he cheated on her while pregnant. Either way she will put out easy

 

^I guess I'm spoiled here in Houston. every one gets knocked up and is single. the Hispanic chicks are freaks.

 

I love hearing username stories...

Ok, so it was just ironic then....

I just never expected "Curious to be a username", but it's very valid in your case... Keep enjoying the 2nd gen!!!

 

That's pretty close to po*nographic, should I suggest a thread move???

 

lol cover your innocent eyes...

 

Don't you all wish you were in the Olympic Village. That shit is blowing up.

 

450,000 condoms distributed - at least 42 condoms/athlete.

 

HIV, yeah I heard.

 

^probably why RL09 wants to go

 

Isn't RL09 an alien? I figured he's out to probe redneck ass.

 

You got it backwards. He may be an alien, but he's definitely not doing the probing.

 

When butts gnaw, they keep stalking the ones that made them gnaw.

I got many stalkers, take a number and get in line; and certainly keep it coming.

 

you're full of yourself mang, no one stalking you.
but we are talking about you.

 

I'm totally confused.. are you inviting us to get in line so you can toss our salads and then bukkake you?

 

Degenerates, boring and quite non-witty let alone non-entertaining. Then they wonder why they need advice on how to date TINDER chicks; let alone real women.

I'm afraid pity is all u're capable of drawing from me; or them for that matter.

 

bye, dont let the door hit you on your way out.

 

You are undoubtedly the weirdest motherfucker that has ever posted on Acurazine.
There was a guy from Antarctica who posted here whose job it was to catalog penguin piss iirc.. you are like 10 levels above that guy.

Acura RL.. haz no social skills, but fuck me maybe? New tag line, sell 1M units (Majofo saves Acura), parade, orgy, buys tinder, buys grindr, happn can't compete. Create Preggr app, make bank bro. Buy Acurazine.. lose it all. Full circle jerk.

 

I am so grateful! ... imagine.. just imagine... if i was like you two

Thank God! Spectacles testicles wallet & watch.

 

^yet you're still here entertaining us.

 

Sorry, but parasite has that title locked down indefinitely.

 

we've never seen parasite and RL09 together, in the same room...


IP check

 

I have no idea what's going on in this thread, but I had date number 2 with tinder dude last night. Seems to be going well.

Who's parasite?

 

I figured you'd know if your testicles were there, having them pulled so far up your ass crack. Or is that the point?? Like, am I tucked? Yep!

 

Keeping Austin weirdh

 

Check backpages for 36 year old dudes still living off mom who are interested in tyranny porn stars who are in town and looking for donations before they head to Cambodia to screw a whole village of young boys

 

you know how you asked me in a PM on what kind of drugs RL09 is taking???
multiply that by 10.

parasite would talk about the trannys he banged in thailand. but would word it the same way RL09 is..