It's really bad when that's there conversation opener and they're embarrassing.

True Story.

That's always a swipe left for me. Not worth my time.

 

When you're on the younger end of the age spectrum, you tend to see more of this childish shit.

 

I had tinder briefly a couple times. My favorite part was when a girl would post all her pics with a BUNCH of other girls (like 5-10). Some hot, some not. I just learned to swipe left because 99% of the time, they are the not. Or they really are a not but being besides other nots makes them appear hot.

We following?

 

Yeah pics with friends deducts points when the friend is hotter. Some chicks are lazy

 

there's stil a lot of fuckin' robots and spam tho.

"hey, wanna pay me money for a selfie?"

FUCK OUTTA HERE

 

Yeah, I've learned when you have to try and figure out who the person is, it's the ugly one. Out of all my pictures one has me with a girl, so I figure that's fine.

 

Just a few minutes ago I got matched with some girl who was pretty hot. She was a solid 9.5 and I was a little skeptical although she had a convincing bio. A simple Google reverse image search came up with a link to the Instagram of a girl with a completely different name. This is why I don't get my hopes up on Tinder lol

 

^ Is there a "report spam" feature?

 

Well yeah, but I'm going to have my fun calling her out on this first.

 

Lol I guess in your case that would be easy.

 

Right, I figure if they're too stupid to figure that one out, then I don't want to date them anyway. hahaha. Not to mention it's picture 4 out of 6.

 

Means she needs a dick for her and the boyfriend.

Fake name isn't a sin; stealing someone else pictures, yea.

 

If you steal someone's pictures you're probably quite ugly.

 

Good eye captain obvious.

 

Or have a frontal tail.

 

Frontal tail....well then.

 

I think he's using that as a euphemism for "dick".

 

I'm not allowed to ask, but I'm sure others would enjoy pics.

 

Yeah, let's see if they're hot or not.

 

No I get it. Just that I have never thought about it like that.

 

You "get it"? Dick? You get dick?

< Swipes right >

 

I wonder how Curious3GTL's date is going: "Wow you look a lot different than your photos..."

 

Are you rockyboy?

 

I walked right into that one.

 

Yeah when its a chick who's pics were too model-like with a photoshoot and all I didn't even bother contacting them. So much fakery out there

 

I was just curious. I've never used tinder, or any online dating sites/apps for that matter

 

Eh if it wasn't my friend's sister. They're all decent at a minimum but no tens...all clueless though.

 

Oy, not-tens AND clueless???

Oh, to be single again.

 

That's probably a good thing. Means you have better social skills then me lol

 

I just liked the filtering system vs a bar

 

Then what?

 

LOL i was going to ask the same question. what happens when ya'll meat?


Awkward turtle

 

Well it helps you get to talking online before you meet them. Not saying I have zero social skills in person, but they sure as hell aren't that good.

 

serious question; hug or hand shake on the first meating?

or the awkward both at the same time

LOL youtube user "BigDAWSTV" comes to mind. he has some awkward hug, high five videos

 

 

Depends how good you hit it off on the phone. But a one arm hug is safest so they don't think you're rubbing up on their chest

 

Ha, yeah they're easy

 

I guess mine are good? Girls have always liked me and I've never had a problem walking up to a girl and start talking...you win some you lose some and on to the next one. Plus it helps to have a big group of friends that are always trying to play match maker.

What's your age?

Yeah I get it and have nothing against it. I imagine it would be like shooting fish in a barrel I don't have to tell you how desperate women are for a decent guy once they reach their late 20s.

 

^Only 19 haha so I have plenty of time.

 

Good for you. Do yourself a favor and don't get married or in any LTR until you're in your 30s. You'll thank me for the advice!