She looks like a good looking cat. Might be worth a night of bed wrestling. Just be safe!

 

shes texting back. good sign.

I'll report back on Monday.

 

"Guise, why am I so itchy?"

 

 

part deux

 

put me on your list for teh noodz

 

Nudes PM list:
1: Mizouse
2: ggesg
3:
4:
5: Whiskers

 

Everyone knows the order, no cuts.

Nude PM List:
1: Whiskers
2: Mizouse
3: Majofo
4: Ack
5: GGESQ

 

I see you decided to un-ban yourself.

 

My PM box is empty ????

 

Guise, upon your recommendation, I tried too hard and she called me out on it.
I may still have a shot

 

Tried to hard for what? Nudz?

 

Eager beaver

 

 

Okay, so over the course of the month I've figured out that asking normal basic questions, like job , likes dislikes, usually just fizzles out.

The best advice here is be yourself!
Also, if you are going to ask questions, get this one out of the way quick!
"What are your intentions/ what do you want?"

That way you'll have the upper hand to change your plan of attack, if needed

 

I always thought the best advice was to start with a dick pic?

 

I had told you about my coworker, right?

He went over to someone's apartment for the first time, from grinder and the host pulled out his cock. Coworker still stayed tho. Lol

 

Didn't even get to Netflix and chill lol

 

and I'm super soory fellas, but meagan might be my future wife.

No nudes for you!

 

So you hung out with her at the pool? Did she bother putting on bottoms?

 

 

The disappointment. It's real.

 

Sees girl once. Starts talking about marriage already. Dafuq, spaceman!!!

 

No, she called me out on the pool. I don't have one and wouldn't know how to get one. Lol

but I'm just greedy. I figure it's going well, all for me none for you

 

 

Welp, I think an obese girl at my work saw my POF page. She has Fat Annoying Girl Syndrome (FAGS) so of course I passed on her. However it's getting awkward because she keeps staring at me when I'm around.


I guess my life is over now.

 

Just take the pics and give them to us when it fizzles out in a couple weeks, k thx.

 

>10-4 good buddy
>crabz over and out

 

Ok so was she or was she not wearing bottoms?

 

lol i'm talkin to two other girlies, i'll share them! lol

 

Gracias amigo!

 

I'll make a trade with you. I'll share all the nudes I have on my phone (400+), if you just share this one girl.

 

of men?
and ya'll are thinking that Ive already received said nudes.

 

Yes, your dancing grab made me assume you were bisexual. He looks a little gay...... hahahaha

 

while i'm pretty open minded, I draw the line at dick touching.


i do like tranny porn tho. its so interesting cuz its a chick with a dick fucking another chick.
Almost like two chicks!!! lol

 

I was making a joke, but I guess I discovered something. hahahaha. I don't like it all personally. I think it looks really weird.

 

thats why i cant look away, its like a train wreck

 

parashitbag

 

dafuq.... it's been a while since i've been in this thread...

 

you haven't missed much