I'll try to heed your warnings lol. Most girls at this age are too self centered anyway.

 

Ya but let's make sure he won't sit still until then either!

Go out and do as many as u can until 30's!

 

these are gold. I never seen these before, the beach one is hilarious.

 

How's the girl with no bottoms doing?

 

Hey captain obvious, that was implied.

 

Are y'all tender yet?

 

I for one certainly don't have your levels of experience and perception.

 

Did y'all get the puss

 

Justn's been tied up in a basement since Friday.

#betterthanexpected

 

That means she touched him!!!!!

 

Who said it was a she?

 

"It" touched him!!!

 

Dude, that's just insensitive. A person may identify as one of nearly 38 different gender identities. Just because someone feels they are a pan-sexual trans-gendered lawnmower, doesn't mean they are an "it".

Try to put yourself in someone else's shoes before rofl'ing at them.

Speaking of which, I identify as a trans-shoe. That is, I feel like I'm a left shoe trapped in a right shoe's box. But that doesn't make me any less of a person than someone who identifies as a lump of mystery meat.

Thank you.

 

I was implying "it" wasn't human...

On the other hand, I forget how politically correct and liberal people are these days....

I'm sorry if I offended any of you, but dang, people need to lighten up a bit....

I need to remind myself, you all have been thinking like that your whole life and I look like a a**whole because of it...

Either way, I don't have anything against anyone...

 

I identify as an Acura TL. I am neither male nor female, but in fact some kind of a Transformer.

 

 

Scotty all like.. Bahhh Bahhhh.. sex on first date.

 

They say white chicks and goats are pretty easy ass.

 

No one tried Happn yet? Seriously?

 

Grindr didn't work out for you? Did you try posting a picture with your feet behind your head?

Why don't you create a thread called Anyone here use Happn? and tell us what you find out.

 

I bet she's a 10 in person!

 

Sure! let's have a dedicated section while we're at it. with only dating app threads inside.

 

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What do you guys think; should I go for it?

 

 

Sure but that angle is a red flag

 

That is probably the closest you will ever get to a three way.

 

The best way to make Grindr work is to have your profile say "Str8 curious." Watch the thirst come out.

 

Didn't even notice the prego statement

 

That means her tits are going to get bigger.. would fuck 10/10

 

That dirty shower door is a red flag..

 

Now you're being a shitbag

 

has always been!

 

micropenis syndrome

 

Majofo... the man of reason. I like his statements in this thread

 

Geniuses. don't ever change.

 

I think it's foggy. She probably took a million nood shower pics for her Snapchat followers

 

because you should use HAPPEN!

 

fxd.

 

RL09 crappen up threads since Jan.2016

 

I've been feeling exactly like Eddie for some time now.