^my friends pulled lots of tail just by playing pokemon go.
as it's an easy icebreaker

 

It is an easy ice breaker, it really got the conversation going. Maybe I should put my team on my profile. haha.

 

I just dont care about the game, or else i'd be out

"hey want to see my weedle evolve into a Kukana?"

 

Aye gurl... lemme pickachu
I'll pull out my jigglypuff if you let me see your squirtle
Anyone interested in abra kadabra'ing my magic stick
Want to play with my ultra balls

 

+500XP
I'll suckk yo D!!!!

 

Curious3GTL clubhouse leader in getting laid on this thread

 

fuck... im playing this game wrong

 

Yeah, but having Grindr is kind of like cheating.

 

But the dudes here have POF and OK Cupid. They need to step up their game.

 

This Tinder shit isn't working for me. Does a blow up doll count as getting laid?

 

 

At 19 you should be at every party available, drunk enough to dance and not care but sober enough to talk coherently.

 

At 40 it's about the same except you stop caring so much about being able to talk coherently.

 

Maybe we should rename this thread Anyone here fail at Tinder

 

Biggest problem for me (imagining I was single and in need of companionship) is having kids, a house, and a career. There just isn't enough time to hit every party available. Now when I was 19, that was priority #1 regardless of relationship status.

 

I hate to say it lol but I really don't like alcohol lol

 

You shouldn't hate saying it. There's nothing wrong with that.

Seems like that could be a set back if you're just looking for hookups though.

 

Drunk hook ups are too risky now anyway. The chick regrets it and you're reported as a rapist. And when I'm in jail, I don't have my TL

 

I try super hard not to drink. (Deep content ahead)
My dad's an alcoholic and I know how easy it is to get on that path.
it's super hard to date when you dont drink, as all these stupid little girls just want to drink.
I just do my own thing and if a lovely lady wants to tag along, so be it.

 

Never do anything you don't want to do for a long term relationship. If they can't accept you for that, then it probably won't work.

 

Pretty much sums up how I feel. Lol I knew deep down you guys aren't total asses!

 

Nope, I just like being inside of them.

 

 

I mean you are gay right?

 

Since when does fucking dudes make you gay??

 

I know I'm not gay..
and it's only if you're catching..

 

that ninja is GREEDY! he swings both ways.
c'mon pick a side and leave the girls for us.(read: me)

 

So do you guys work? You all are always on here lol

 

That's the only time I get to be here, at work.

 

Don't judge us

 

Shit, if you guys get away with being on here all the time while you're at work. I've got nothing but respect lol

 

Do work. Make paper. Fuck bitches.


It's really not complicated.

 

I work for the Internet Police Department, Internal Affairs unit.

So this is pretty much my job. Especially these threads that are about having affairs, internally.

 

So jokes involving bomb threat would not be taken lightly by you?

 

LOL, my buddy and I were talking about this topic this past weekend and he asked me, "who do you think is more gay, the top or the bottom?" My reply was they're equally as gay, but he said that it's the pitcher b/c he has a choice in which hole he's stuffing. The catcher was born to catch. I don't agree but I thought it was pretty funny.

Seeing that I've been married for eight years, I'm not on Tinder. I was an early participant in internet dating though (pre-2005) and within a week of joining www.americansingles.com (not sure if still around) I tagged two lovely ladies. My roommate at the time was the one who told me about the site and he was pissed that I got lucky before he did, haha!

The first one was kinda crazy b/c it was an early dinner and a couple beers, then next thing I know we're back at my house and she's throwing herself at me. It was weird for me b/c generally when I brought home strange I was shitfaced...making it easier to last longer than a couple minutes. The next one was even crazier b/c she shows up and his a sure fire ten (looks only, kinda off her rocker), is bumping nose candy all night, and was just as easy to get in bed. She actually came up a second time a few weeks later (she was from south FL area) and let me put it in her rear I'll never forget walking around downtown Orlando earlier that night and 90% of the people (guys and girls) were staring at her. I felt like THE MAN! She just had that look; long blond hair, big tits, tan skin...

So, needless to say my short stint of internet "dating" was a success.

 

:high5:

 

You'd be surprised by how many guys identify as "straight" but have sex with men. I guess it's all part of this gender fluid stuff. It's not a common line of thought, but they're people out there that think that way.

What's work?

 

gay for pay!
(not sure if I told this story, but y'all are gonna hear it again)

A couple of highschool friends that I hadnt seen in years, invited me out to the local pub.
i get a text from my GBFF and I invite him out.
I assume my highschool friends are straight and I let them know my GBFF is coming.
one of the friends gets all interested and starts flirting with GBFF. i'm like cool, whatever. they're adults and can do whatever gay adults do.

hah! turns out the HS acquaintance wanted to suck my BFF off for cash. he was hurting for $ so bad that he offered to suck off a dude.

GBFF and I left after that weird encounter

 

I assume Bronco's hot blonde isn't his wife. Probably the smart move not putting a ring on blondie.

 

What gay person on earth would pay for that? A thirsty gay is so common it isn't even funny, hell I found 3 of them this past weekend. What ever happened to the guy?