I was really holding my penis.. but chopped the fob in.. mental image.

 

The only person not jearous is Altegris and BoostedJack...and that guy who has an RLX with upgraded tires.

 

I wish I could afford upgraded tires...

 

I was I could afford a new sea cucumber-ish car.

 

Joking about the sea cucumber.

Looking to get back into a car-car...with AWD, of course. Loving the E-Class Estate or the A7.

But, still at least 2-3 years out.

 

Hopefully buying something German of that ilk removes the ridicule some of you meanies have thrown at me since I've owned my FX.

Jerks.



Call my car a sea cucumber stung more than getting banned. SRSLY.

 

Keep the sea cucumber..
I actually think it's a great ride.. plenty of power and space for a small fam. I like the looks..

 

Hence why another 2-3 years...after that, I'll likely get too bored and itchy (for a new car)...

And I'm kidding about what people generally think about the Sea Cucumber. I buy what I like. And tell the haters to stomp on LEGO bricks.

 

I'm guessing an E63 Estate 4Matic..

 

I wish. Probably a smaller engine. My mid-life crisis car is not yet here...I'm guessing it'll probably be a Boxster or Cayman when I hit the five-o or something.

 

 

T is a hater I guess.

 

Big time.


That's why there are LEGO bricks with his foot's name on them.

 

Isn't him driving a BMW enough punishment?

 

One thing I really like about the FX - There may be no better sounding stock exhaust on a car.

 

qft

 

I think that's the first and only nice thing you've ever said about my Sea Cucumber.







I'm bookmarking this post. And never moving it to another thread.









































And you may repost it as much as you want. I will allow it.

 

you know he was kidding right? You know how he feels about Sea creatures.

 

As much as stepping on LEGO, huh?

 

Not true! I would have posted my compliment in red if I wasn't sincere.

 

where was the red text.

 

No you won't. No one uses red in here

 

Well, I only use yellow. For obvious racial reasons.

 

so this is what AZ is known for now? not bad.. not bad at all.

http://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/acurazin...57e28f320e.jpg

 

where do you see all of that!?

 

Had to change that to a link, ooyeswindyoo...

 

That's one thing that the V lacks.. nice exhaust grunt. The whine is intoxicating but I want that hot rod sound. There are some catback options but not into spending so much coin for not a great sounding exhaust. Thinking of going old school and just dropping the mufflers. Go / No-Go?

 

I understand the link change Yummy.. butt.. those are trending pics here.

 

No-go on the muffler delete.

1 - I think it would drive you nuts after a while.

2 - It sounds too much like that rusted out Chevelle sitting on four flats in the hillbilly's yard, surrounded by 15 barking dogs, and only ever started to wake up the hillbilly's hillbilly friends who passed out in the front yard from drinking too much moonshine.

 

What's the link NSFW?

 

why? That is on one of AZ's main page

 

You don't know me T..
I'm a delinquent

I'm serious though.. the V exhaust is super tame. Might as well be a Tesla.
It does have a nice startup though.

 

Acurazine.. Best know for: tits, butter, spiders, salad tossers, and chrome b-pillars.

 

Bacon.... too......

 

Dafuq...mebbe I'm getting the G-rated version of AZ. Dafuq version of AZ you pervs are on...? The Premium version with an NWS lounge?

 

 

Its up there...but the Fiat Abarth might beat it.

The older R32 is pretty tits, too.

And of course the F Type R

 

Go with Flowmaster Super 44 mufflers and get rid of the resonators.

 

My friend went straight pipe on his LS1 Z28. God that was annoyingly loud. He said he would get headaches.

 

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