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03-06-2006 | 05:32 PM

#281

Whiskers

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^^^ Find new friends.... Im serious.

03-06-2006 | 05:35 PM

#282

moomaster_99

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From: Somewhere between here and there, yet neither.

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Originally Posted by thatguy

you should also try emo myspace broads who are all into guys being herbs. You might have something there along with JJ's anime chicks. and if worst comes to worst (in your case at least) hit up some high school seniors. You have a decent ride and thats what most of them care about. You can do it. We can help.

Just dip your hand in the cookie jar...get some HS chick who is materialistic......but make sure she doesnt live across an ocean.

03-06-2006 | 05:36 PM

#283

moomaster_99

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From: Somewhere between here and there, yet neither.

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Originally Posted by JJ4Short

Get with a single mom

I was peer pressured into doing it

I propositioned my single mom friend to fuck but she said no

But at least you know they fucking

No....with a single mom...you know they dont make you wear a rubber and let you cum inside them....

03-06-2006 | 05:40 PM

#284

moomaster_99

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mizouse

dude when i do goto parties i try to talk to the ladies, but every girl ive come up to either goes off somewhere else or just doesnt seem interested.
anyways its true i dont have anyone to goto the bar with, alot of my friends are either with someone so they dont really have a need to goto a bar or whatever, or underage, or dont want to spend the money..

You need a wingman...either that or you need to join a frat....

I am anti-frat myself...but if you need it that bad to get you laid...your sister sorority always has a few house sluts.

03-06-2006 | 05:45 PM

#285

Mizouse

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskers

^^^ Find new friends.... Im serious.

hhaha serious, i asked a friend of mine who just turned 21 to hit up a bar tonight, he came up with the idea to have a BBQ with some friends instead since itd be cheaper

Quote:

Originally Posted by moomaster_99

You need a wingman...either that or you need to join a frat....

I am anti-frat myself...but if you need it that bad to get you laid...your sister sorority always has a few house sluts.

yea i need to find a wingman, only guy i have a remote chance with is my friend at irvine, guess ill have to hang out with him a bit more......................

ive always thought about joining a frat, but i dunno if the greek life is for me.

03-06-2006 | 05:47 PM

#286

moomaster_99

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mizouse

hhaha serious, i asked a friend of mine who just turned 21 to hit up a bar tonight, he came up with the idea to have a BBQ with some friends instead since itd be cheaper

yea i need to find a wingman, only guy i have a remote chance with is my friend at irvine, guess ill have to hang out with him a bit more......................

ive always thought about joining a frat, but i dunno if the greek life is for me.

Hang out with your boy in Irvine...lots of chicks out there....meet the people in SoCal...you be amazed at how many more ppl you'll meet.

Like I said....if you dont have that many friends...a frat is your best bet to 'buy' friends....too bad...a lot of frat guys are cool, but its the 1 in 10 that are asses....just dont become an ass and you're alright....

03-06-2006 | 05:52 PM

#287

Whiskers

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From: PA

Virgins:
-Lower your standards
-Go to bars
-Find friends that go to bars
-Repeat until you have sex

03-06-2006 | 06:06 PM

#288

rise

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try the craigslist.org casual encounters section

03-06-2006 | 06:09 PM

#289

zeroday

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has anyone noticed minch is no longer responding to this thread

03-06-2006 | 06:11 PM

#290

moomaster_99

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zeroday

has anyone noticed minch is no longer responding to this thread

I think he went to go commit suicide....Katana style.....oh wait, if he had a bike he could get chicks......

03-06-2006 | 06:43 PM

#291

svtmike

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mfkitson

Forget about the purse thing.

This is great advice. Don't worry, you have all your friends here on Azine to remember the purse thing for you.

Mike

03-06-2006 | 06:57 PM

#292

SakiGT

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1) Get more friends. My boyfriend and I take turns going out with our single friends. We both find the chase amusing. They should too.

2) For cheap but fun friends...predrink. duh. It worked for me in Las Vegas.

03-06-2006 | 06:59 PM

#293

SakiGT

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zeroday

has anyone noticed minch is no longer responding my PMs offering my services

03-06-2006 | 07:02 PM

#294

zeroday

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SakiGT

1) Get more friends. My boyfriend and I take turns going down on our single friends. We both find the chase amusing. They should too.

03-06-2006 | 07:08 PM

#295

Teh Jatt

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@ JJ

03-06-2006 | 07:22 PM

#296

SilviaGTO

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zeroday

I can tell you from personal experience that silviagto is not.

rachael, had to out our secret in the persuit of truth.

well how much can I possibly do when im fucking sleeping????

03-06-2006 | 07:26 PM

#297

Whiskers

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SilviaGTO

well how much can I possibly do when im fucking sleeping????

Enough for Minch and Mizouse....

03-06-2006 | 07:28 PM

#298

ZeroPSI

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I still laugh at work when we are in meetings and a boss asks, "Does everyone have each others vCards?", referring to their email vCard. I don't think I will ever grow up.

03-06-2006 | 07:28 PM

#299

zeroday

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SilviaGTO

well how much can I possibly do when im fucking sleeping????

just stop with the excuses already. :shakehead

03-06-2006 | 07:29 PM

#300

SilviaGTO

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zeroday

I guess she already told you then. Well, in her defense, I puked on her ass in part because i had been drinking tequila shots to prepare for the act. When she revealed her hairy ass it just kind of initiated the spewage.

Also, that was my dog, you sick fuck.

03-06-2006 | 07:29 PM

#301

SilviaGTO

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zeroday

just stop with the excuses already. :shakehead

sorry, your giant e-cock paralyzed me with fear.

03-06-2006 | 07:32 PM

#302

zeroday

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SilviaGTO

Also, that was my dog, you sick fuck.

sometimes it's hard to tell you two apart

it's a cute dog so that's more or less a compliment

03-06-2006 | 07:34 PM

#303

SilviaGTO

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meh, either youre referring to my adorable little dog or my beautiful doberman, so me FTW.

03-06-2006 | 07:35 PM

#304

zeroday

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SilviaGTO

meh, either youre referring to my adorable little dog or my beautiful doberman, so me FTW.

it had a big cock just like you so musta been the doberman.

zeroday FTW

03-06-2006 | 07:39 PM

#305

SilviaGTO

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Ah, thats funny cause I mistook him for you!

he has no balls!

03-06-2006 | 07:42 PM

#306

zeroday

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SilviaGTO

Ah, thats funny cause I mistook him for you!

he has no balls!

Guess your little dog has a huge cock cus whatever it was it had huge balls just like yours.

03-06-2006 | 07:43 PM

#307

zeroday

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03-06-2006 | 07:43 PM

#308

SilviaGTO

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little dog is a little bitch, like you.

03-06-2006 | 07:46 PM

#309

zeroday

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again, what with the hairy ass, huge cock, enormous balls and bitchy attitude...i just assumed it was you.

it was slightly less pungent than you...that really should've clued me in.

03-06-2006 | 07:48 PM

#310

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zeroday

again, what with the hairy ass, huge cock, enormous balls and bitchy attitude...i just assumed it was you.

it was slightly less pungent than you...that really should've clued me in.

So basically youre looking for a big hairy gay guy???????

03-06-2006 | 07:48 PM

#311

SilviaGTO

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i would say weve ruined the thread, but i think we might have actually improved it

03-06-2006 | 07:50 PM

#312

zeroday

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i love e-battles

this thread sucked pretty bad from the get go so we couldnt have made it any worse.

03-06-2006 | 07:51 PM

#313

Whiskers

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SilviaGTO

i would say weve ruined the thread, but i think we might have actually improved it

03-06-2006 | 07:51 PM

#314

SilviaGTO

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yeah well you had to go pick an ebattle while i was at work. that was just low and dirty.

03-06-2006 | 11:16 PM

#315

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Quote:

Originally Posted by moomaster_99

You need a wingman...either that or you need to join a frat....

I am anti-frat myself...but if you need it that bad to get you laid...your sister sorority always has a few house sluts.

You know there are dating services that rents wingmen or wingwomen.

03-06-2006 | 11:22 PM

#316

evilone

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lmao

zero vs rach

03-06-2006 | 11:24 PM

#317

bx-tls

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I wouldn't do it. There got to be way you can get some from a girl that you don't have to pay. If you just one horny ass guy then by all mean yea. But if you doing it just to lose it and feel manly, not worth it.

03-07-2006 | 12:52 AM

#318

Repo1234

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Sell the V-card on Ebay!

03-07-2006 | 01:21 AM

#319

Minch00

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Great thread

I love being entertainment for everyone.

03-07-2006 | 06:47 AM

#320

mfkitson

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Seriously.....

If you want to score (now there's and OLD term) there are some things you can do. I have to assume you are looking for a relationship, not just sex. Yeah I know this thread started as "should I get a hooker" but the truth of the matter is that great sex won't happen with a hooker, it requires emotional involvement.

I was serious earlier when I said to sign up for some martial arts classes. That is a fast way to build self confidence and improve your physical appearance. Not to mention there are very often some pretty hot girls taking classes (at least around here). In a few short months you will have done some great things for yourself and in all likelihood a girl will be one of them...