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Old 03-06-2006, 01:15 PM
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Seriously. Spend the cash on eating healthier and working out (even if its running in your neighborhood). I bet you would be a good looking guy if you dropped the excess weight.
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Originally Posted by SakiGT
Seriously. Spend the cash on eating healthier and working out (even if its running in your neighborhood). I bet you would be a good looking guy if you dropped the excess weight.
who cares if he doesn't drop the excess weight? it's already been established here that weight/looks dont matter that much if you have no game and no self-confidence. likewise, having game and confidence will overshadow any....err most appearance issues. i'd work on game and talking to women before weight.
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Minch,
throw your drunk step-daughter down a flight of stairs and then do whatever you think is right.

Take the opportunity when you have the chance, man
for shame Scottman that only works in Europe
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Why don't you just post an ad on Craig's List under casual encounters.

"Virgin looking for a woman to show him the ropes."

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I still think the attractive retard approach might work. Do any hospitals in your area have a coma ward, minch?
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Or you can walk down a trailer park community with a 24-pack of Coors or Natural Light (if you wanna go all ritzy, buy a 24-pack Michelob) and a pack of Marlboro Reds. You won't be able to get the ladies off of you and maybe guys too!

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I still think the attractive retard approach might work. Do any hospitals in your area have a coma ward, minch?
He should check the people in the Mickey Mouse costumes at Disney World first...
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Old 03-06-2006, 01:38 PM
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Can we get a full sized pic of Minch? Im wondering if he even has a penis?
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Originally Posted by Mike97 3.0P
who cares if he doesn't drop the excess weight? it's already been established here that weight/looks dont matter that much if you have no game and no self-confidence. likewise, having game and confidence will overshadow any....err most appearance issues. i'd work on game and talking to women before weight.
Yes. But Im sure the excess weight isn't helping the problem either. You can't mix vinegar and baking soda and create confidence. Its much easier when you get some help from others. All he has gotten in terms of help are his friends offering pay for pussy money and the AZ crew bashing him for 10 pages (me included) w/ vague insights about how he should "gain more confidence and dont stress over the bitches."

Personally I feel for him, but not much. He hasnt proved to me that he has tried to help the situation himself save complaining about it.
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oh shit.....
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Originally Posted by TLuscious
for shame Scottman that only works in Europe
I want someone in America to try it so I can see what kind of jail time this brings here And Minch is the perfect candidate
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Old 03-06-2006, 01:48 PM
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Personally I feel for him, but not much. He hasnt proved to me that he has tried to help the situation himself save complaining about it.
that's just cold. we're all here offering our support and understanding and you come in and all over him.

sad. :shakehead
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Originally Posted by SakiGT
Yes. But Im sure the excess weight isn't helping the problem either. You can't mix vinegar and baking soda and create confidence. Its much easier when you get some help from others. All he has gotten in terms of help are his friends offering pay for pussy money and the AZ crew bashing him for 10 pages (me included) w/ vague insights about how he should "gain more confidence and dont stress over the bitches."

Personally I feel for him, but not much. He hasnt proved to me that he has tried to help the situation himself save complaining about it.
true true...but there was some good advice mixed in here. i swear this is the same scenario a friend of mine went through: pissed off at the world, no self esteem, thinks he'll never get a girl, etc. then one night he lightened up, stopped caring, and boom, hooks up with some hottie.

minchy you gotta relax and stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. just remember, any girl you drool over today will probably annoy the shit out of you 3 weeks later if u end up spending considerable time with her.
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
He should check the people in the Mickey Mouse costumes at Disney World first...
How bout TinkerBILL and PeterPam
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Old 03-06-2006, 01:54 PM
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what about a mail order bride from russia or asia?
stake your claim!
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Can we get a full sized pic of Minch? Im wondering if he even has a penis?
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Spit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What an asshole!!!
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Originally Posted by Mike97 3.0P
true true...but there was some good advice mixed in here. i swear this is the same scenario a friend of mine went through: pissed off at the world, no self esteem, thinks he'll never get a girl, etc. then one night he lightened up, stopped caring, and boom, hooks up with some hottie.

minchy you gotta relax and stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. just remember, any girl you drool over today will probably annoy the shit out of you 3 weeks later if u end up spending considerable time with her.

not all girls are annoying Michael.

you just cant try toooo hard with most girls bc it can backfire.

just take it easy....and don't go for the hooker!!
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Originally Posted by zeroday
that's just cold. we're all here offering our support and understanding and you come in and all over him.

sad. :shakehead
stfu you puking man slut
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
Talk about a backwards ass bumkin. Poor Minch
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Can we get a full sized pic of Minch? Im wondering if he even has a penis?
Oh, there's a penis alright...

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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
[IMG]I'llbedamnedifImquotingthatnastiness[/IMG]

Damn JJ. You've been on a roll lately.
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Too bad he doesn't live here, all we'd have to do is take him to a Rutgers Party even Dick Cheney can get a piece of college ass there.
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Originally Posted by zeroday

sad. :shakehead

Whats sad is this thread and the fact that he's contemplating banging a hooker.
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yeah that too
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Originally Posted by Mike97 3.0P
who cares if he doesn't drop the excess weight? it's already been established here that weight/looks dont matter that much if you have no game and no self-confidence. likewise, having game and confidence will overshadow any....err most appearance issues. i'd work on game and talking to women before weight.
Just because he "knows" that it doesn't matter as much to the girl, doesn't mean he really believes it.

Work on talking to women while working on weight.

Originally Posted by SakiGT
Yes. But Im sure the excess weight isn't helping the problem either. You can't mix vinegar and baking soda and create confidence. Its much easier when you get some help from others. All he has gotten in terms of help are his friends offering pay for pussy money and the AZ crew bashing him for 10 pages (me included) w/ vague insights about how he should "gain more confidence and dont stress over the bitches."

Personally I feel for him, but not much. He hasnt proved to me that he has tried to help the situation himself save complaining about it.
My first post in here is all he or any internet virgin needs.
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man jj you almost got me fired. Again.
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Memories of the way we were...

I am obviously bored
Finished mid terms

Now I have more time to whore.
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So wrong...so very wrong.
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awesome.
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dammit i think i just got fired.
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dammit i think i just got fired.
It was worth it....
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Originally Posted by btsilver
dammit i think i just got fired.


Oh man. The idea of this thread reeks of crap.

Just find a girl who digs video games or whatever the hell it is you do for the 12-14 hours of the day you're awake ( ) and git'r'done!

its really not that difficult.. I mean, you can even use myspace now a days to find ANYONE.

ANYONE and EVERYONE and EVERY kind of person is on there. Try it...
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JJ wins
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i think you and me should hang out sometime...

anyways for me the whole hitting up bars to pick up on chicks, id do it, but damn i dont have anyone to goto the bar with.. sucks ass! i need new friends
Dude...you are sad....
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Originally Posted by ABreece
That's a bullshit excuse you tell yourself so you don't have to face your fear of talking to girls you don't know. The first thing you need to do is be honest with yourself.

Everyone has to take a few hits to their pride to figure this shit out. The only way to learn is the hard way. The first girl I went on a date with probably thought I was the most uninteresting, nervous dork ever. I can't see how the girl i lost my virginity to doesn't think I'm a wuss. But who gives a shit? That's all in the past. I've learned from those and other experiences and moved on.

Today I want you to pick a random girl you see somewhere, doesn't matter if she's hot or ugly (it's easier if she's ugly, but it'll do you more good if she's hot). Just go up to her and say hi. From there you will either begin a decent conversation, or you'll feel like an ass. Repeat steps daily until making an ass of yourself is no longer a problem. If you don't know what to do at some point, tough shit. We've all been there. You'll fuck it up and continue to fuck it up until you learn from your mistakes.

One thing to keep in mind is that 999,999/1,000,000 girls has huge huge huge self esteem issues. No matter how hot they are they're self conscious as fuck. Some hide it better than others, but they all think they aren't pretty enough. No matter how ugly you are you're going to make any girl you talk to feel good. You're probably going to make her day. That's a good frame of mind to be in - when you go up to a girl you aren't looking for her acceptance, you're giving her a chance to get to know someone as awesome as yourself. If she doesn't want to, her loss.

If your physical appearance is bothering you get back in the health and fitness forum. In reality it doesn't matter as much to women as you think. What you say, how you say it, and how you act is what will get a girl into the sack. But looking good doesn't hurt.
Im fat and I always get the hot chicks....


I guess im just a
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That's a bullshit excuse you tell yourself so you don't have to face your fear of talking to girls you don't know. The first thing you need to do is be honest with yourself.

Everyone has to take a few hits to their pride to figure this shit out. The only way to learn is the hard way. The first girl I went on a date with probably thought I was the most uninteresting, nervous dork ever. I can't see how the girl i lost my virginity to doesn't think I'm a wuss. But who gives a shit? That's all in the past. I've learned from those and other experiences and moved on.

Today I want you to pick a random girl you see somewhere, doesn't matter if she's hot or ugly (it's easier if she's ugly, but it'll do you more good if she's hot). Just go up to her and say hi. From there you will either begin a decent conversation, or you'll feel like an ass. Repeat steps daily until making an ass of yourself is no longer a problem. If you don't know what to do at some point, tough shit. We've all been there. You'll fuck it up and continue to fuck it up until you learn from your mistakes.

One thing to keep in mind is that 999,999/1,000,000 girls has huge huge huge self esteem issues. No matter how hot they are they're self conscious as fuck. Some hide it better than others, but they all think they aren't pretty enough. No matter how ugly you are you're going to make any girl you talk to feel good. You're probably going to make her day. That's a good frame of mind to be in - when you go up to a girl you aren't looking for her acceptance, you're giving her a chance to get to know someone as awesome as yourself. If she doesn't want to, her loss.

If your physical appearance is bothering you get back in the health and fitness forum. In reality it doesn't matter as much to women as you think. What you say, how you say it, and how you act is what will get a girl into the sack. But looking good doesn't hurt.
dude when i do goto parties i try to talk to the ladies, but every girl ive come up to either goes off somewhere else or just doesnt seem interested.
anyways its true i dont have anyone to goto the bar with, alot of my friends are either with someone so they dont really have a need to goto a bar or whatever, or underage, or dont want to spend the money..
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