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Losing the V-card to an "escort"...........good idea?

 
 
Old 03-05-2006, 07:23 PM
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Would someone on AZ fuck this kid already.
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Doesn't this thread belong in the D&R forum?
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Originally Posted by fdl
Would someone on AZ fuck this kid already.
:unzip: sigh, you got to do what you go to do....Minch, whatever happens, happens...
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Doesn't this thread belong in the D&R forum?
No date, no relationship, no forum.
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Would someone on AZ fuck this kid already.

OK, I'll do it.

edi: Damn you Whiskey!!!
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Old 03-05-2006, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by wstevens
OK, I'll do it.

edi: Damn you Whiskey!!!

Dont worry stevens. He has two orifices.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
OK, I'll do it.

edi: Damn you Whiskey!!!
Train?
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New poll: If Minch get's hit with an all night whiskers/wstevens train, is he still a virgin?
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
Train?
Only if Im the cabose.....
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Only if Im the cabose.....

You want stevens sloppy seconds huh? How does that fit into the whiskers diet?
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New poll: If Minch get's hit with an all night whiskers/wstevens train, is he still a virgin?
No, but he will commit suicide before he can brag to his friends.....
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You want stevens sloppy seconds huh? How does that fit into the whiskers diet?
He eats less then me, I should be ok.
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Originally Posted by fdl
New poll: If Minch get's hit with an all night whiskers/wstevens train, is he still a virgin?
Unless one of 'em have a vagina, I'd have to say no...
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
Minch you fag didnt I tell you to hit the gym and get into Anime?!

Anime chicks are freaking easy and they are all weirdo nerds so all you have to do is look up some anime, talk about the shit, go to a few conventions dressed as Goku and you are freaking in!

If you lose it to an escort you are a bitch because there are plenty of fat/nerd/anime chicks to fuck for free.

YES!!! Hail to the Pimp. LISTEN...LISTEN....LISTEN
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Originally Posted by GreenMonster
Unless one of 'em have a vagina, I'd have to say no...
(checks) Im clean. Wstevens?
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While we're on the subject, I'd really like to have sex with SilviaGTO.
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
there are plenty of fat/nerd/anime chicks to fuck for free.
Originally Posted by TLuscious
YES!!! Hail to the Pimp. LISTEN...LISTEN....LISTEN
So which one are you? ?
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Originally Posted by wstevens
While we're on the subject, I'd really like to have sex with SilviaGTO.
Well, according to JJ, I think a $50 will do the trick.
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Originally Posted by moeronn
So which one are you? ?
Snap...
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Originally Posted by SakiGT
Jeebus. Are you even looking for a girl?

Sounds like:
a) You are expecting way too much
b) You are looking for the easy way out.

Why do you have to justify some girl liking you by giving her money? Not all girls are like that you know.

If you do, at least make a trip to Vegas out of it or something.
I think Minch is already heading up to Jacksonville for you to help him out. Way to take one for the team
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Originally Posted by moeronn
I think Minch is already heading up to Jacksonville for you to help him out. Way to take one for the team
Vegas, Jacksonville, they're basically all similar anyway.
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i say saki and silvia tag team him. post vid.
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Better double bag it
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Maybe you need to lower your standards and forget morals. Your 20 yrs old and should have gone thru this already so, Get out and hit up some keggers and find the most wasted girl and keep feeding her liquor until her panties fall off.

And remeber its better than paying for it!
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Originally Posted by TLuscious
Maybe you need to lower your standards and forget morals. Your 20 yrs old and should have gone thru this already so, Get out and hit up some keggers and find the most wasted girl and keep feeding her liquor until her panties fall off.

And remeber its better than paying for it!
Yes, because rape is a lot better....
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Minch,

Just find your self some fat, disgusting, slob of a girl who is desperate for someone to give her a glance without dry heaving. Then, tell her you really like her, buy her a cheap drink, take her to a flea-bag motel in Orlando, fuck her both in the gidge and in the ass (so you can say you've done that too), and then when you're finished, tell her that she's a disgusting waste and to get the fuck out of your motel room.

This way, you get what you want and no one gets hurt.

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^^Until the pictures get released on the Internet.
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Yes, because rape is a lot better....


It never stopped you before.

P.S. Be easy this time
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Originally Posted by wstevens
This way, you get what you want and no one gets hurt.


Not even the chick he, in a hypothetical manner, bangs.
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Dude you're 20, just fuck something. It's your virginity. Bigging fucking deal, no one cares and you won't either eventually. If a GF or wife asks you in the future do what any honorable man would do. Lie to her. Problem solved, don't create a problem that isn't there.

Now go get some pussy and use a condom or not.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
Minch,

Just find your self some fat, disgusting, slob of a girl who is desperate for someone to give her a glance without dry heaving. Then, tell her you really like her, buy her a cheap drink, take her to a flea-bag motel in Orlando, fuck her both in the gidge and in the ass (so you can say you've done that too), and then when you're finished, tell her that she's a disgusting waste and to get the fuck out of your motel room.

This way, you get what you want and no one gets hurt.
holy shit
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Old 03-05-2006, 08:59 PM
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Good thread, good thread. Keep the responses coming.



And for all of you saying, "do a fat, disgusting chick!" yeah, not gonna happen. The dick has to be able to get hard for me to fuck something
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And for all of you saying, "do a fat, disgusting chick!" yeah, not gonna happen. The dick has to be able to get hard for me to fuck something
Like Titand19 said, its your Vcard, do whatever you want. And its not your money makes it an even easier decision.
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Originally Posted by Minch00

And for all of you saying, "do a fat, disgusting chick!" yeah, not gonna happen.
Expecting to get some really hot chick for your first fuck?




yeah, not gonna happen.
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Originally Posted by Minch00
The dick has to be able to get hard for me to fuck something
Considering the kind of girl you'll probably end up banging you won't need to. All you'll have to do is grab your ankles.
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^no, but I don't expect the Loch Ness Monster either
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Originally Posted by wstevens
While we're on the subject, I'd really like to have sex with SilviaGTO.
This made me spit all over my screen.

Originally Posted by JJ4Short
Oh shit I almost forgot SilviaGTO is a slut, plow her.
man youve got some strict standards.. ive only been with one guy!!!!
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And for all of you saying, "do a fat, disgusting chick!" yeah, not gonna happen. The dick has to be able to get hard for me to fuck something

beggars can't be choosers.
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