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Losing the V-card to an "escort"...........good idea?

 
 
Old 03-07-2006, 07:21 AM
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yeah well you had to go pick an ebattle while i was at work. that was just low and dirty.
Ive got your back
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:08 AM
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Im fat and I always get the hot chicks....


I guess im just a
This post is worthless without pics.
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:09 AM
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Minch, is it me or does it seem like you get highly upset when you dont get the answers you were waiting to hear?
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
Minch, is it me or does it seem like you get highly upset when you dont get the answers you were waiting to hear?
No...it's not just you.

It seems like Minch wants pity, but he comes on here to get it. And with the track record of some people on here, I wonder why he does it? He's just a glutton for punishment...
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:43 AM
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Sell the V-card on Ebay!
Didn't some chick try to do that before?
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:58 AM
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Might as well wait for marriage. Do that and you might land a churchlady.
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by moomaster_99
You need a wingman...either that or you need to join a frat....

I am anti-frat myself...but if you need it that bad to get you laid...your sister sorority always has a few house sluts.

omfg. this is the best answer all thread (if you're just looking for sex.)

I am also anti-frat, but damn those guys have all this sororities just waiting for the picking.


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Old 03-07-2006, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by agranado
omfg. this is the best answer all thread (if you're just looking for sex.)

I am also anti-frat, but damn those guys have all this sororities just waiting for the picking.


gogogogo

Little off topic but I guess that avatar pic is not you?
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
Minch, is it me or does it seem like you get highly upset when you dont get the answers you were waiting to hear?

Where did you get the impression I was upset? I think this is hilarious
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:57 AM
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So what did you decide?
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
Minch, is it me or does it seem like you get highly upset when you dont get the answers you were waiting to hear?
I think it's just you.

The answers on this thread are pretty much what anyone would have expected to the question "So I'm a virgin and I'm not too happy about it. Should I get it on with a pro?" No surprises here. Besides, I didn't get the impression Minch was upset.
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:02 AM
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So what did you decide?
he knows what he needs to do. We need an updated picture.
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:05 AM
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Where did you get the impression I was upset? I think this is hilarious
sorry, thought the I love being everyones entertainment phrase was mistaken as you being upset.
carry on
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
sorry, thought the I love being everyones entertainment phrase was mistaken as you being upset.
carry on

I provide a service to these people. I'm a goldmine of comedy
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Minch00
I provide a service to these people. I'm a goldmine of comedy
No. You are the mountain of gold comedy. We still need little pic carrying gnomes of AZ to release the hilarity within.
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by 1killercls
This post is worthless without pics.
That peer pressure doesnt work on me old man....
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Originally Posted by SakiGT
No. You are the mountain of gold comedy. We still need little pic carrying gnomes of AZ to release the hilarity within.
Some of us prefer to get drunk and sit around downstream, waiting for a nugget to wash into our lap.
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Old 03-07-2006, 01:42 PM
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i say its a good idea.
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:55 PM
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damn. sex is way more fun at 20 than it is at 32, you're missing out dood. can't you just find someone online somewhere? astroboy might be kinda horny when he gets out
Did I miss something? Is Astroboy is jail?
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Old 03-09-2006, 11:26 PM
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No. Unfortunatley, he is in a psychiatric ward in Toronto.
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Old 03-10-2006, 05:10 AM
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your fucking pathetic...


hit the gym you lazy ass

pick up and fuck girls the RIGHT WAY




if you think your a loser right now and cant pick up chicks...after your 10 seconds of intercourse your going to be 10x's the loser you USED to be.
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Old 03-10-2006, 05:55 AM
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hey.... dunno if anyone said this already, but hookers can say no too. How would you feel if you went though all of this, and still got denied..... BY A [email protected]!?
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hey.... dunno if anyone said this already, but hookers can say no too. How would you feel if you went though all of this, and still got denied..... BY A [email protected]!?
haha true but they are just in it for the money. I doubt if some guy was gonna hand over $1000 she would pass on that. Unless he was unclean or unhealthy.
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Originally Posted by SanJoseRoller
your fucking pathetic...


hit the gym you lazy ass

pick up and fuck girls the RIGHT WAY




if you think your a loser right now and cant pick up chicks...after your 10 seconds of intercourse your going to be 10x's the loser you USED to be.
Lucky for Minch he has a chance of someday meeting the right girl and settling down, thus ending his loserness, whereas you're likely to remain a douchebag your whole life.
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Old 03-10-2006, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Lucky for Minch he has a chance of someday meeting the right girl and settling down, thus ending his loserness, whereas you're likely to remain a douchebag your whole life.

AD, I wouldnt mess with anyone whose name ends in Roller
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AD, I wouldnt mess with anyone whose name ends in Roller
I'm not too worried - this is SanJoseRoller's pic from the "member pic thread":
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Old 03-10-2006, 12:23 PM
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Old 03-10-2006, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Lucky for Minch he has a chance of someday meeting the right girl and settling down, thus ending his loserness, whereas you're likely to remain a douchebag your whole life.




Thanks Uncle Dirty, for always having faith in me!


*whoosh*
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How did I miss this thread...

Go Minch.... Go Minch....
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I'm not too worried - this is SanJoseRoller's pic from the "member pic thread":
Potential ass for minch?

As for the hooker saying no, she could also rob you! Remember that minch when a 6'7 black guy walks in the room and says game over.
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I lost my so called "V-Card" to a prostitute......


best $40 I spent as a teen...... :sigh: about the good ol' days.....
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yeah but when you were 14 the worst thing that could happen to you is you might have to take pennicilin for a while.
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Minch looks like he belongs on the side of a milk carton.
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NWS asshole!
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I wouldn't do it!
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Originally Posted by bkknight369
NWS asshole!

Ooops.

but no one's at work right? except maybe you? :embarrassed:
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that's the type of woman you should lose your virginity to if you're gonna do an escort. Not some streetwalker trash
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on a down side most escorts of that caliber screen clients and do some type of verification. She or whoever is checking might just laugh at you and you might not get the date.

women like that are why i drive to be a filthy rich. Sure anyone can get a hot chick, but to get her to do whatever you want and own her for a day or 2 is priceless. make her run a dick sucking marathon on you
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