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Old 03-05-2006, 02:58 PM
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Question Losing the V-card to an "escort"...........good idea?

Just as the title says.



Talk amongst yourselves..........


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Old 03-05-2006, 03:04 PM
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losing designer purse to "charity"...... good idea? :shakehead
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Dude, does this question pertain to you? Anyway, I'd say thats a horrible idea.
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Originally Posted by HyDrOpOnIkToKa
losing designer purse to "charity"...... good idea? :shakehead


Going ahead and fucking yourself, great idea
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My friends proposed the idea to me, and would front the cost, so I wouldn't technically be paying for it.
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Old 03-05-2006, 03:15 PM
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This should be an interesting thread to read by the time I get back from work.......


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If it was me.....Yes.

If I was your age and didn't have a reason not to be one (religion, marriage beliefs, etc.), then go for it.

Dangers include:
-STD's - Be careful
-Cost - Although its your friends, these people can be sneaky
-Regret - if you have a problem saying 10 years from now that this is how you lost your virginity, then maybe you dont want to do it.
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damn. sex is way more fun at 20 than it is at 32, you're missing out dood. can't you just find someone online somewhere? astroboy might be kinda horny when he gets out

think about having to explain how you lost your virginity to your bride to be one day and then maybe rethink that idea.

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go to college parties, it will be much easier. if you ever tell someone about this you will prob regret it
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Originally Posted by Minch00
My friends proposed the idea to me, and would front the cost, so I wouldn't technically be paying for it.
I thought we were going to take up a collection.....
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Minch you fag didnt I tell you to hit the gym and get into Anime?!

Anime chicks are freaking easy and they are all weirdo nerds so all you have to do is look up some anime, talk about the shit, go to a few conventions dressed as Goku and you are freaking in!

If you lose it to an escort you are a bitch because there are plenty of fat/nerd/anime chicks to fuck for free.
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Old 03-05-2006, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by dallison
go to college parties, it will be much easier. if you ever tell someone about this you will prob regret it
I have to assume that he tried this already.
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Absolutely! You don't want your 1st time to be with someone you really care about.

We've been trying to convince my friend to loose his v-card to an escort for a while and he finally agreed to it.
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if you're desperate enough and/or a big enough loser, sure why not? don't bow to peer pressure though if that is what making you consider it. i for one would feel ashamed if i had to pay for sex, especially if my buddies were involved in it. i couldn't trust them enough to keep their mouthes shut.

i was in your situation when i was your age, but i waited until i found a good girlfriend. it's better if you can share the experience instead of just making a business transactrion, especially if it's gonna be your first time.
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You also have less then a year to go to the bars, women be there.
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I say don't do it man.
I mean you could do it but you will be a bitch and only impress other bitches with that story.
I say lose it to someone you care about that way you can hit it once and know you can hit it the next day and the next day. I lost mine to my girl 2 years ago best idea I ever had because we kept doing it until we both got good at itl.
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Paying that much for 30 seconds... probably not a good idea
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Just find a fat chick and/or old chick in a bar? I mean...there's so many fatties out there that are so starved for cock it would be like a charitable donation.

You aren't trying minch. Getting laid is easy. I have buddies who look like total slobs who get laid regularly by hitting on skanks in bars.
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Getting laid isn't that hard, you just have to put yourself out there. Assuming you aren't painfully ugly and are capable of communicating in the English language(which you are and you are more then capable of creating interesting dialogue) you shouldn't have to resort to this. Go out and talk to girls, its the only way to get good at it, practice - be yourself and be confident. Your going to regret this choice down the road, it seems you put sex on a pedestal and end up putting pressure on yourself. I am sure you know a lot of people, think of someone you know who is either really ugly, fat or annoying, they managed to get some ass with out paying directly for it. Don't expect a girl to say no, but if she does don't let it upset you and prevent you from talking to the next girl that comes your way. You don't have to love someone to have sex, in fact you don't even have to like them - sometimes its better when you don't. Stranger's know no shame
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you need to watch 'the forty year old virigin' and take notes...even though you're 20
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One other thing, make sure you wear a rubber, it would suck to catch anything or impregnate a girl your first time. Besides it will desensitize you a bit so you'll be able to go for a little longer.

Another side note, I suspect your going to be really let down after your first time, your going to be to uptight to enjoy yourself. Sex in itself isn't that special, its when you really connect with someone else in bed, that's special - when you can be lost for hours with someone and it seems like 5 minutes. But you should get it over with before you drive yourself insane.
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I rather do a fattie than do a hooker.

Get some self respect, geez.
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stop putting the pussy on a pedestal!

sorry for whoring up this thread lol
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
Get some self respect, geez.


until you think you're worth fucking, no one will want to fuck you.
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Originally Posted by zeroday
stop putting the pussy on a pedestal!

sorry for whoring up this thread lol
Thread needs more whores
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Its ok to be a virgin, I still am.
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Originally Posted by zeroday


until you think you're worth fucking, no one will want to fuck you.

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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
Its ok to be a virgin, I still am.
Yeah but I am sure you get head and handjobs
I could live off of that until I had real sex then all bets were off I cant be in another relationship with no poon.
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Yeah but I am sure you get head and handjobs
I could live off of that until I had real sex then all bets were off I cant be in another relationship with no poon.

Nope, I do no such thing.
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So far the anime idea is the most likely to succeed.
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
Nope, I do no such thing.
OK you are a liar
I have seen you (very sexy)
and I have seen your car (anyone with an audi is sexy)

No way you arent getting laid
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OK you are a liar
I have seen you (very sexy)
and I have seen your car (anyone with an audi is sexy)

No way you arent getting laid
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
Minch you fag didnt I tell you to hit the gym and get into Anime?!

Anime chicks are freaking easy and they are all weirdo nerds so all you have to do is look up some anime, talk about the shit, go to a few conventions dressed as Goku and you are freaking in!

If you lose it to an escort you are a bitch because there are plenty of fat/nerd/anime chicks to fuck for free.

yeah man. fuck some fat broad if its that bad. There are always girl avail to slam into. but either way, whatever happens happens................................
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jj you've called more guys sexy on this forum than most of the girls..you posting from prison or youngtl's bedroom?
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personally.... hell no. i wouldnt do it. paying for sex just never appealed to me (especially your first time). seems kinda screwed up when you really think about it. wait it out till you meet someone. you'll be 21 soon, wait till you hit them bars, then its on. dont do it man, respect yourself....
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Thank you for starting this thread Minch.

<~Didn't want to start it.
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Originally Posted by zeroday
jj you've called more guys sexy on this forum than most of the girls..you posting from prison or youngtl's bedroom?
wouldnt you like to know
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from the looks of the broads on orlando's CL, seems like you would end up with an ugly hooker at that. Losing virginity to a fat chick who actually likes you VS losing it to a dirty craigslist hooker..... i dunno man, but i'd go with the fatty.
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jj you've called more guys sexy on this forum than most of the girls..you posting from prison or youngtl's bedroom?
Sexy is a black term for moron.....
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
Its ok to be a virgin, I still am.
Thats what you tell your parents, right?
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