View Poll Results: Losing the V-card to an "escort"... good idea?
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Losing the V-card to an "escort"...........good idea?
04-01-2006, 12:19 AM
#441
Registered Abuser of VTEC
Jordan's Steps to Get Laid by Females:
1. Go to the gym and become hot. (this is the most important step)
2. Get a makeover to help you. Hair like that is an impenetrable sex shield.
3. Know you are hot.
4. Act like you're hot, but be careful and don't be too cocky.
5. Search out females and wait for them to hit on you.
6. Rail said females if they meet your standards. (I never actually made it to this step, for obvious reasons. If it's guys I'd be past step 6 in a few seconds).
1. Go to the gym and become hot. (this is the most important step)
2. Get a makeover to help you. Hair like that is an impenetrable sex shield.
3. Know you are hot.
4. Act like you're hot, but be careful and don't be too cocky.
5. Search out females and wait for them to hit on you.
6. Rail said females if they meet your standards. (I never actually made it to this step, for obvious reasons. If it's guys I'd be past step 6 in a few seconds).
04-01-2006, 02:51 AM
#442
Pit Stop?
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In case you people are uninformed, I didn't actually do this. I don't even know why this thread is still going. I was kind of a drunk one night looking around on the internet and made this thread. Common sense goes a long way.
04-01-2006, 03:45 AM
#443
Who am I?
Originally Posted by Minch00
In case you people are uninformed, I didn't actually do this. I don't even know why this thread is still going. I was kind of a drunk one night looking around on the internet and made this thread. Common sense goes a long way.
04-02-2006, 10:46 AM
#445
Community Architect
robb m.
robb m.
04-02-2006, 02:17 PM
#447
Registered Abuser of VTEC
Originally Posted by Minch00
In case you people are uninformed, I didn't actually do this. I don't even know why this thread is still going. I was kind of a drunk one night looking around on the internet and made this thread. Common sense goes a long way.
04-03-2006, 12:13 PM
#450
Burning Brakes
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Originally Posted by rise
any females on this forum want to volunteer and devirginize these guys...at the same time?
04-03-2006, 07:54 PM
#451
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Originally Posted by CKcentral
i vote teh ghey
04-03-2006, 10:26 PM
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I had a dream the other night I met up with Minch00 and somehow there was an escort there and we had a whole conversation with the escort about how she expects things to be done. 
04-04-2006, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
You realize that would be an even worse situation for him, don't you? Women don't judge on appearance anywhere near as strictly as men.
04-04-2006, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Tireguy
Quite frankly it scares me that you had a dream about Minch.
sometimes I have dreams about browsing the forums...
04-04-2006, 03:28 PM
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The Oracle of Acurazine!
Originally Posted by Minch00
In case you people are uninformed, I didn't actually do this. I don't even know why this thread is still going. I was kind of a drunk one night looking around on the internet and made this thread. Common sense goes a long way.
04-04-2006, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Siina
Noooooooo please don't be that desperate!
Well he sent Geisha a $1200 purse w/o ever meeting her in person.....
Wow that Geisha thread help recruit a female and she's exploring other areas of AZ
Lets see if she stays around...
04-04-2006, 03:57 PM
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I guess the purse thing should be here since they closed the other thread 
LOL desperate yeah but theres always masturbation or a blow up doll. Rember having sex is like growing a plant you have to work at it and spend money to get some too.
LOL desperate yeah but theres always masturbation or a blow up doll. Rember having sex is like growing a plant you have to work at it and spend money to get some too.
04-04-2006, 07:16 PM
#460
Go Giants
Minch / Mizouse - Save up some money and go to the Hard Rock Casino in Vegas. If you can't get laid there, kill yourselves.....
04-04-2006, 07:42 PM
#461
is learning to moonwalk i
Originally Posted by Whiskers
Minch / Mizouse - Save up some money and go to the Hard Rock Casino in Vegas. If you can't get laid there, kill yourselves.....
Is there more to this story?
04-04-2006, 11:42 PM
#463
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Originally Posted by CKcentral
Well if thats the case i wish i knew what girls were thinking, cuz i get hit on by guys all the time...not that my job doesnt help that
04-05-2006, 02:10 AM
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Suzuka Master
Originally Posted by Whiskers
Minch / Mizouse - Save up some money and go to the Hard Rock Casino in Vegas. If you can't get laid there, kill yourselves.....
04-05-2006, 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by saiko_cl_duck
eat at the Pink Taco, that place has hot women all over.
04-05-2006, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Minch / Mizouse - Save up some money and go to the Hard Rock Casino in Vegas. If you can't get laid there, kill yourselves.....
04-05-2006, 10:24 AM
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Go Giants
Originally Posted by moeronn
Is there more to this story?
04-05-2006, 11:04 AM
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Go Giants
Originally Posted by mclarenf3387
Is that what they call "it" now a days, a wedding band??
04-05-2006, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Minch00
Just as the title says.
Talk amongst yourselves..........
Talk amongst yourselves..........
04-06-2006, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by 300HpTL
Ever seen the movie Very Bad Things? That was the night before my wedding to a tee....Be careful. Muuhaaamuuuhaaaaaa
04-09-2006, 01:15 AM
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Don't ever pay for it! Earn it bro. And wait for the right girl. Honestly and i think most will agree sex is even better if u care about the person. But hey if u just want an easy lay I guess you could do it. But i would work on ur conversation skills and just talk a girl out of her pants. Its more fun that way. =)
