I think YoungTL should put this guy out of his misery

 

Minch - hitting from both sides of the plate lets you use alot more of the field...

 

Beastiality increases the odds as well.....

 

From my last vacation to Miami and going to a few leather fetish shops there, it seems that beastiality is a big thing out in Florida.

 

What did you get?

 

Rabies

 

 

That sounds like a movie waiting to happen. Someone needs to get on that script pronto.

 

Does anyone know how much escorts/whores cost? I really have no idea how the pricing structure works.

 

minch is just an attention whore,, oh my life sucks i cant get girls.. maybe because ur a pussy... go pick up some chics like a man. and there is a good chance your escort will be a man,, but then agan your prob into that... walk around with a $1200 purse and ask to trade it for sex.... oh wait you tried that and it didnt work. just kill your self and get it over with

 

I picked up my very own beastiality pride flag (which fyi looks similar to the gay pride flag except its in shades of brown white and grey and has a paw print on it) j/k - about picking up the flag, but it does exist.

I went to the festish shop with some friends, including one kinky gay guy. I didn't buy anything though.

 

uh huh im sure you didnt buy that "man handler" 18" black rubber cock

 

Nobody who goes to the fetish shops with friends ever buys anything right then. They come back alone the next day to get their stuff.

 

Do Ittttttttttt

 

Cosplay chicks are HOT

 

 

Someone has a case of the Mondays, and they're not afraid to vent it.

 

Go for it.

 

A friend and I were propositioned by a whore last week when i was in Vegas. They wanted $1000 per whore for their time.

 

That's alot of money when you can just beat off and fall asleep just the same. Maybe if she's really hot though and she lets you tape it or something.

 

Pussy better be lined with gold for $1K.

 

haha no crap. I wouldnt have even fuked the one girl if she paid me! I honestly cant believe how some of those whores even get money. If i was going to pay $1000 for one night, i sure as hell would pick the hottest chick available, although she would prolly be more money.

 

you're going to last about 40 seconds for your first time. have it be with someone who cares about you

 

you should also try emo myspace broads who are all into guys being herbs. You might have something there along with JJ's anime chicks. and if worst comes to worst (in your case at least) hit up some high school seniors. You have a decent ride and thats what most of them care about. You can do it. We can help.

 

Why, do you think paying a hooker for your 1st sexual experience will boost your self-esteem? You are just fooling yourself if you think so.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin at your age. It's all in the mind. Be patient.

 

I think Minch is secretly hoping all these threads lead to a pity lay.

 

Get with a single mom


I was peer pressured into doing it

I propositioned my single mom friend to fuck but she said no
But at least you know they fucking

 

 

I couldn't do it man...or should i put it back

 

I would put it back. But then again thats not saying much

 

Think of all the Transformers you could buy with $1000

 

 

Minch,
throw your drunk step-daughter down a flight of stairs and then do whatever you think is right.

Take the opportunity when you have the chance, man

 

Minch, what about a retard with a hot body?

 

 

Do It

 

Just got back from the gym and I noticed a lot of pretty, "heavy" girls there. Go for one of those:
-They are at the gym so they will be thinner one day.
-They have self confidence issues
-Sex is good cardio

 

 

 

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