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Old 03-05-2006, 04:12 PM
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from the looks of the broads on orlando's CL, seems like you would end up with an ugly hooker at that. Losing virginity to a fat chick who actually likes you VS losing it to a dirty craigslist hooker..... i dunno man, but i'd go with the fatty.
If Wsklar could do it why can't you minch!?
He said he was a big guy and dated hot bigger girls, makes total sense. Stop being a bitch. I swear you are gonna end up living in a van down by the river or end up serial killing everyone in this thread.
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Dude, no way. Just learn how to talk to someone. Don't put girls on a pedestal. And when you go up to talk to them, Just talk to them like you would your friend. Don't make it seem like you want to take her home that night.(even though that's the whole point). If she isn't in to it, fuck it, not your loss, just move on. Now you know, you didn't go home wondering. And don't take it personal if you get shot down, we all do.......
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
If Wsklar could do it why can't you minch!?
He said he was a big guy and dated hot bigger girls, makes total sense. Stop being a bitch. I swear you are gonna end up living in a van down by the river or end up serial killing everyone in this thread.

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Get some self respect find a girl that actually wants to fuck you.
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Originally Posted by lodi781
Dude, no way. Just learn how to talk to someone. Don't put girls on a pedestal. And when you go up to talk to them, Just talk to them like you would your friend. Don't make it seem like you want to take her home that night.(even though that's the whole point). If she isn't in to it, fuck it, not your loss, just move on. Now you know, you didn't go home wondering. And don't take it personal if you get shot down, we all do.......
word to that. and also, wait until you're 21 so you can go to bars and whatnot and get with the drunkees.
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
If Wsklar could do it why can't you minch!?
He said he was a big guy and dated hot bigger girls, makes total sense. Stop being a bitch. I swear you are gonna end up living in a van down by the river or end up serial killing everyone in this thread.
Got me laid
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Paying that much for 30 seconds... probably not a good idea
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Originally Posted by thatguy
word to that. and also, wait until you're 21 so you can go to bars and whatnot and get with the drunkees.
Your standards drop a bit when hammered......
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Got me laid
exactly. Minch, if you're still a virgin, your standards are too high
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Join the Navy.. I've seen the ugliest fatasses get laid just because of the uniform
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^^ i dunno a fat bitch in a uniform does nothing for me













edit: oh guys in uniform...right.
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Old 03-05-2006, 04:32 PM
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Potential POON!
Sure they are pretty young but hey someone has to fuck them, maybe that person is you!


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Is this lets get Minch laid or arrested thread?
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Hey I am doing this for minch00 and hey if he ends up on Dateline because of it so be it...he did it all for the nookie.
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Is this lets get Minch laid or arrested thread?
I'd like it if there were a little of both.
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Is this lets get Minch laid or arrested thread?
Hey the bottomg one is 20
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Hey I am doing this for minch00 and hey if he ends up on Dateline because of it so be it...he did it all for the nookie.
Fair enough
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Old 03-05-2006, 04:39 PM
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I was trying to find some 18 and up but all of them already had nerdy guys who took my advice, too bad minch. You have to get em young....most of those are 17 so wait a few months and BANG!
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Is this lets get Minch laid or arrested thread?
i'd throw down 20 bucks for minch's hooker if the event was captured on video for AZ.

we could get minch a really hot hooker if we all pooled our money together...or a really nice purse.
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Listen man, from someone who's made the mistake before. You can lose all the weight in the world, lift your ass off, and there will still be a girl you talk to that doesn't find you attractive. It's what comes out of your mouth that counts in the end. Ever hear the term" looks get you in the door, personality keeps you there"? Well, it's true.

Cater your moves to your strong points. My best friend is is 5 foot nothing, not all that good looking, and pulls some of the hottest girls i've ever seen. And with some of the STUPIDEST intros ever, I might add, but he has the gift of gab. He gets shot down, he's like"peace" on to the next one. Kid doesn't even bat an eye. But he's also not shooting for the stars. He fine tuned his act with average girls, so when a hot one comes along, he's got his game face on already. Be funny, ask questions, AND LISTEN to what she says. If the girl tells you what she does for a living, and ten minutes later you ask"so what do you do ?" she'll know your full of shit, and you might as well walk away.
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Originally Posted by zeroday
i'd throw down 20 bucks for minch's hooker if the event was captured on video for AZ.

we could get minch a really hot hooker if we all pooled our money together...or a really nice purse.
Can we get the purse on video as well??
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Minch, personally I would not, but if you do make sure you're not stupid about it. Get a hot reputable escort. Do research, and see what you can get for your money. You'll probably have to drop a good amount of money for some prime rib. If you have a enough, buy her for the day and fuck the shit out of her whenever you want, everywhere you want. You'll probably have to take something to keep you going that long, but it's all good and it will be worth it.

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Go for it.....better yet, get Mizouse in on it and tag team that bitch
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I agree with everyone in this thread, just wait it out until your 21 and get wasted at bars and go home with a fat chick.

IIRC you dont drink. While you may have some qualms with drinking, if you are an uptight person a little alcohol will go a long way. If you do get a pro, for the love of god go to amsterdam and do it legally it doesn't cost much get there and you aren't going to get arrested or (probably not) an std.
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yeah there you go, lose your virginity to someone who probably doesnt even want you on her, doesnt give a shit about you, might even laugh at you..

and then think about the other hundreds of guys that have plowed into her..

you have no fucking self respect if you do this.


AND, you find someone you actually come to like a lot/love.. and they want to know how you lost your virginity, you gonna tell them the truth or lie to them???
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Oh shit I almost forgot SilviaGTO is a slut, plow her.
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Don't do it. It isn't worth it. Yeah, the punani is a good thing, but it's not worth paying for. Give it some more time and I'm sure you'll get some.

One thing you might want to try is talking to girls that are off limits - like married, engaged, etc. Not like you are trying to hit on them, but talking to them to gain some confidence and experience with talking to chicks. Once you make it clear that you know they are attached and aren't trying to nail them, they should open up. They might give you some advice, introduce you to a friend of theirs or you might just get to hit the milf
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yeah there you go, lose your virginity to someone who probably doesnt even want you on her, doesnt give a shit about you, might even laugh at you..

and then think about the other hundreds of guys that have plowed into her..

you have no fucking self respect if you do this.


AND, you find someone you actually come to like a lot/love.. and they want to know how you lost your virginity, you gonna tell them the truth or lie to them???
You just don't understand.....
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Oh shit I almost forgot SilviaGTO is a slut, plow her.

so random
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Agree with everyone else:
1) stop putting poon on a pedestal
2) wait until you're 21 and go find a drunk bar chick (you go to UCF for gods sake....those girls fuck anything)
3) repeat step 2 30-40 times and then you will be ready to settle down
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Going ahead and fucking yourself, great idea



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I thought you were talking about losing the "V-Card" to a Ford Escort. So I was like WTF is a V-Card?, then I figured out what you were talking about.

duuuh me
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Jeebus. Are you even looking for a girl?

Sounds like:
a) You are expecting way too much
b) You are looking for the easy way out.

Why do you have to justify some girl liking you by giving her money? Not all girls are like that you know.

If you do, at least make a trip to Vegas out of it or something.
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minch, have you actually tried to talk girls?
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Going ahead and fucking yourself, great idea
He'd still be getting more action than you
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