Not you though huh? Mamma had a dirty baby.

 

Holy shit I totally forgot about dead hot chicks!
I think this would be the best solution

 

Reminds me of the movie Kill Bill, the part where she is in the hospital.

 

Dude...you hit the nail on the head. Butterface.

 

so back on topic..

anyway i bang like 10 bitches a week on average, all you have to do is walk up on them and be like "yo bitch lets do this thang!"

so easy really...

 

Congratulations.

 

There is one way loser can bang hot chicks, get into drugs. I know so many guys who fuck strippers and other chicks because they have the hookup on weed and shit. Just dont get shot.

Oh yeah give anime a chance
I bet if you were a big enough uber geek you could bag this one



Probably not but hell there are dreams aren't there.
But I garuntee you could get this chick, I bet this guy is getting laid...and you arent!

 

anime? in which country is this happening?

 

very much so. I could use the money.

 

I lost my virginity at the age of 4 in a freak petting zoo "accident".

 

No. Just commenting on the boasting. Everyone on AZ is great in bed, apparently.

 

I am going to do a case study to bring Anime to the forfront of American youth who really want to get laid. My friend is really into it and I have met a lot of the chicks while most are mud ducks there are those select few chicks who would be hotties if you cleaned them up. Anime chicks are the last untapped resource the for the desperate man.

 

Usually they dont catch "accidents" on video. And the abused rarely uses the proof as their avatar.

 

He was asking for it

Saki why dont you fuck him...how much would he have to pay you...come on tell the truth.

 

I can tell you from personal experience that silviagto is not.

rachael, had to out our secret in the persuit of truth.

 

Oh no - that's not the incident itself. That's video of my dog in action defending the house. He's trained to attack intruders and face fuck them into submission. That was his first time meeting the paperboy.

 

I literally laughed out loud at my desk when i read this.

 

Good doggy.

The sexual tension in this thread is a little too much for a Monday morning.....

 

Its hard to concentrate on the act when you're busy puking your guts out from disgust.

 

If I was a little more of a slut in the past I would semi-consider it. But Im trying to keep the total number of guys ever to a minimum. The last spot is reserved for Ewan McGreggor or some rock star.

Besides, I doubt my current b/f would approve. Although he did mention something about wanting to chip his GTI, so who knows.

 

wasnt trying to boost my ego or show that i was a pimp, just mainly giving an example of a late bloomer and if you didnt lose your Vcard by age 20 life isnt over

 

I guess she already told you then. Well, in her defense, I puked on her ass in part because i had been drinking tequila shots to prepare for the act. When she revealed her hairy ass it just kind of initiated the spewage.

 

It's true. The only problem is that most of the girls your age start getting some mileage on their odometer at that point and it gets harder and harder to find a "blank cassette" as I like to call them.

 

I agree with you totally. Hard to find a girl with a clean slate at 21+, but i dont mind a girl with a few partners already.

 

Let me guess. Someone was in the closet recording the whole thing?

I think you're making this all up.

 

I always figured you might be a smart chick but your expert sleuthing abilities just sealed it for me.

 

As has my impression that you are a compulsive liar. and man slut

 

That's a bullshit excuse you tell yourself so you don't have to face your fear of talking to girls you don't know. The first thing you need to do is be honest with yourself.

Everyone has to take a few hits to their pride to figure this shit out. The only way to learn is the hard way. The first girl I went on a date with probably thought I was the most uninteresting, nervous dork ever. I can't see how the girl i lost my virginity to doesn't think I'm a wuss. But who gives a shit? That's all in the past. I've learned from those and other experiences and moved on.

Today I want you to pick a random girl you see somewhere, doesn't matter if she's hot or ugly (it's easier if she's ugly, but it'll do you more good if she's hot). Just go up to her and say hi. From there you will either begin a decent conversation, or you'll feel like an ass. Repeat steps daily until making an ass of yourself is no longer a problem. If you don't know what to do at some point, tough shit. We've all been there. You'll fuck it up and continue to fuck it up until you learn from your mistakes.

One thing to keep in mind is that 999,999/1,000,000 girls has huge huge huge self esteem issues. No matter how hot they are they're self conscious as fuck. Some hide it better than others, but they all think they aren't pretty enough. No matter how ugly you are you're going to make any girl you talk to feel good. You're probably going to make her day. That's a good frame of mind to be in - when you go up to a girl you aren't looking for her acceptance, you're giving her a chance to get to know someone as awesome as yourself. If she doesn't want to, her loss.

If your physical appearance is bothering you get back in the health and fitness forum. In reality it doesn't matter as much to women as you think. What you say, how you say it, and how you act is what will get a girl into the sack. But looking good doesn't hurt.

 

ok you're right, i never thought you might be a smart chick.

 

man slut...so sneaky...

i only give it away to the lucky few.

 

I would go to a bar myself.

 

hey who let jared in here

 

Ill be honest and say the guy I have been dating for two years wasn't my first pick looks-wise (and he knows it). But his confidence won me over.

Note... over-confidence is a killer.

 

Fixed.

 

Now there are some words of wisdom every guy would benefit from. The "don't give a shit" attitude is the way to go. You cant let those girls get the best of you.

 

don't worry, you'll get your turn. in due time.

 

so whats the decision minch, you gonna bang a street hooker or what?

 

Just do it and move on with your life.

 

Inspired by ADs avatar arent you?

 

Very motivational...Im going to get myself a hoe now....