I had sex with a relatively fat chick once in college when I was hammered; it's not so bad. Felt like I was banging a big bean bag.

 

im not sure how to word it nicely, so ill just say it...


you want an attractive thin woman for your first.. because you dont want a fat chick..

but you forget women think the same way.. what are you offering them?

you and i have discussed this topic a million times, my advice is the same, you have to help yourself out first, stop thinking so lowly of yourself, and stop being the 'nice guy' that all the women take advantage of and think youre a great friend..

buying your first time is just giving up.

 

I dunno about you but I wouldnt be able to get it up with a hooker. All i would be thinking is that i would get herpes or think my penis is too small for her hallway.

 

Best part of a fat chick is that you wont care what they think. No pressure.

 

well another option would for you to find a butterface minch, nice body, nasty face. You can't have it all on your first time.

 

There is your offer mitch...just fly out to the Bay Area, CA , she might be a high mileage ride but hey you can't have it all the 1st time...

 

damn, this thread is pathetic. you need to be patient, the right women will come along if you give it chance. from what i've read in many, many of your posts, you have a self esteem problem. i have the same thing. i think of myself as being short, fat and unattractive and i've carried that baggage for a long, long time (i was a fat kid). i too put women up on a pedistal and always wanted a hot girl, but thought they were out of my league. i now know how wrong i was all that time.

i'm 29 now and i have a girlfriend for the first time. she is very attractive and men think she's hot and women think she's beautiful. i am a fortunate man.

when i saw her for the first time, i thought there would be no way she would be interested in me since she was so attrative and i was so unattractive. my custodian talked to her and i, trying to stir things up, but ultimatly it was up to her and i make things happen. i figured i'd give it a shot and try to go out on at least one date, for the experience if nothing else. one day i manned up and asked her out. it was awkward for the both of us, things didn't go to smoothly and nothing happened. i thought i failed and i put it behind me. about a week later she gave my custodian her number to give to me. i called her up and eventually went out with her. by the second date she began to like me and by the third she really liked me. as i got to know her, she turned out to be much different than how i initally thought was like.

oh, and she's told me that her woman friends who have met me think i'm attractive. so maybe i'm not as unattractive as i think i am? that helps to raise the low self esteem a bit.

i'll tell you what i've learned so far: if you see an opportunity with a woman, take it and don't put her up on a pedistal. treat her like you would anybody else and don't be anxious. don't act like you'd eat the corn out of her shit. be presentable and nice, but don't go out of your way to impress her. you can't make a woman like you, either she will or she won't. if she doesn't, be willing to put it behind you. above all, she is not what you think she is and you are probably not what you think you are.

that was all just my good luck to you.

 

Sorry I don't do virgins. I'm also a far thing from a butterface. F900 you can have him, he's closer to you anyways.

 

Oh really...Well why don't you post some pictures, and i'll tell you if your butterface or not...

 

been there, done that. I'm through with the attention whore phase.

 

But I'd stay away from the pro's if I were Minch.

 

Go on, just post one and refresh me and the guys that are here i'm sure they wont mind.

 

 

No need to post, I found them.

 

Are you a butterbody?

 

I believe that Butterball might be a more appropriate description.

 

when I'm hot enough to post pics of my body I'll let you all know

 

link?
<--- too lazy to search

 

Its not for me to link....I don't want to piss her off. Trust me shes not hard to find, she's all over the net...

 

oh crap I hope the nude ones don't come out! j/k I'm not stiffy, I know better. However there were ones of me chilling in my own puke and dildos in my mouthBut I don't really care about those

 

Oh yeah Minch there is the risk of you getting robbed by this chick. Hell who wouldn't rob Minch?

 

how recent is this pic? Please tell me you have a different haircut now at least.

 

i think you and me should hang out sometime...

anyways for me the whole hitting up bars to pick up on chicks, id do it, but damn i dont have anyone to goto the bar with.. sucks ass! i need new friends

 

wstevens is pure gold in this thread.

 

Hey minch, try this one, it works for me...

Next time you go out and you see a group of girls you want to talk to, go up to them and say this..

You- excuse me, my friends and I were having a little discussion I was hoping you could help us out with

Hot chick- Ok, what's up

You- well, we were having a discussion on the best way to start talking to women when were out

Hot Chick- OK

You- ...And they say you need some cheesy line or something, and I say Just be cool and and go talk to them, what do you think?

Hot Chick- well blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah(could go on for a while)

You- really? that's cool, so what's the stupidest line a guy has ever fed you??

Hot Chick- Oh, you have no idea...

You- Really?

Hot Chick- Oh ya, blah blah blah blah blah blah etc.

Now your in, just go where the conversation takes you, don't fart, scratch your ass or anything like that and your good.. If they aren't into it, you'll know it, and the intro gave you a great exit stratagey because if they're not into you, all you have to say is" Cool, thanks for clearing that up, now my boys owe me a round, so i'm going to collect on it. Have a good night"

Done......

 

fixed.

 

no hot chick is gonna fall for that lame amateur act.

 

If you want a hot chick any time soon you're going to have to pay her. Alot.

I, personally, don't think being a virgin at 20 is the end of the world. I know more than a few guys who didn't get laid until college, and a couple who didn't get laid until after college. Just be patient and switch up your hands every now and again.

 

your kidding right? Sex at MY age is the best it's ever been by far!! It just gets better and better....! (20 was awesome, now it's just indescribable!)

AS for the escort thing, why not, if you have no problem with the conscience thing. She (the escort) will do things to/for you that your "girl" may never want to do...on the other hand, sharing the experience witha girl you really feel something for is a wonderful memory....

 

 

Works fine for me, I don't see a problem with it. Maybe you guys have some pretty stuck up girls by you

 

Are you still banging 20 yr old chicks or something?

Honestly for me it just got boring. My last gf was 23 and even she bored the hell out me in bed.

 

yeah maybe i'll have to visit purgatory sometime and check out the honeys.

 

good one........

 

I have banged a couple young chicks recently, but my girlfriend now is 45 and the BEST I've ever had...I've found over the years that what you do has a direct relationship with what SHE does

back to poor minch

Dude, RELAX and just live your life as if you were a normal guy. Forget about the purse thing. Enroll in a Martial Arts class and see what happens in 6 months. Self esteem is definitely your issue

or

call an escort

 

20 is not a big deal to be a virgin. I lost mine was i was 20....now im 24 and above the average for my age.

 

The machismo is strong in this thread.

 

In related news, bullshit sightings are up 20% as well.

 

You're just upset silvia gets him first

 

wait...you aren't talking about me are you?