The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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I had a 386.. cost almost 3k.. word processor.. yay!
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Back on the grind mang..
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watched Manchester by the sea on the plane.. shit is fucking weird, awkward, and dark af.. enjoyed it though.
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hey, I had one of these back in 1992, also!! Or was it a 486? I don't remember. It was super expensive though. And yeah, what the fuck was the purpose of computers, prior to the Internet? Besides playing games and using it as a word processor, that is. I don't even remember.
That computer my folks bought in 1992... My old man got the best of the best. He even asked for something crazy like 1.5gb of hard drive space. The computer builders laughed at him, saying he would never need that much data storage. But my old man insisted on it... He was planning to use that computer for at least 20 years.
In 1996, we got a 686... Because after two years, our first computer was hella obsolete
That computer my folks bought in 1992... My old man got the best of the best. He even asked for something crazy like 1.5gb of hard drive space. The computer builders laughed at him, saying he would never need that much data storage. But my old man insisted on it... He was planning to use that computer for at least 20 years.
In 1996, we got a 686... Because after two years, our first computer was hella obsolete
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Beep boop, beep boop.
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You know who's on restrictions from web surfing? That thot el-jeff-eh?. He's keeping it 100 working for Neil and Bob.
Gotta respect his determination. And ball cupping skills.
Gotta respect his determination. And ball cupping skills.
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Found a real life jizzmo!!!
Had to do a double take and then snap a pic
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That looks like the one I saw (Seattle maybe?).
I'm convinced only the juke came as a jizzmo and friggin' Adumb has no clue what he bought. Salescritter (el-jeff-eh??) slapped a 370z badge on the Juke and pocketed a cool 25,000 Loonies.
I'm convinced only the juke came as a jizzmo and friggin' Adumb has no clue what he bought. Salescritter (el-jeff-eh??) slapped a 370z badge on the Juke and pocketed a cool 25,000 Loonies.
That's the same looking one I saw too!
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Well then it's settled. Tacobello must have a Juke and doesn't even know it.
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Rainy day today.
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gosh adumb.. what a dolt, how do you not know what kind of car you have?
I actually saw the nismo 370 yesterday and thought...wow...super nice.
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Yeah, I saw a white one this weekend and the red accents aren't TOO bad in person.
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Oh shit. So I had a second thought as I was pouring my coffee. Went and checked and sure enough, the Jizzmo I saw was indeed a 370Z.
Maybe Tacobello isn't as dumb as we thought?
Maybe Tacobello isn't as dumb as we thought?
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it looks good in white..
probably shitty in silver or some lame color though..
probably shitty in silver or some lame color though..
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The sad thing is... there's a Sentra Nismo also now. And there's nothing really special about it. Nissan is diluting that name. A sportier bodykit.. but it's not functional. Faux carbon interior, sporty looking seats (not recaros though). Nicer wheels, but they're not forged. Same power output. I think the suspension is beefed up a wee bit, same with the brakes. Still not multi-pot calipers, though... just slightly bigger diameter rotors and calipers. Sad times.
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I see those Juke Nismos all the time here. At least once a day. Wifey's coworker bought one too
As ugly as Jukes are, I wouldn't mind a Nismo with a 6mt. A friend of mine works at a Nissan dealership and said the juke is being discontinued for some other tiny 'ute.
As ugly as Jukes are, I wouldn't mind a Nismo with a 6mt. A friend of mine works at a Nissan dealership and said the juke is being discontinued for some other tiny 'ute.
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the funny thing with those juke nismos... you don't like the red accents? no problem! There's a half dozen other colors you can choose! orange, yellow, purple, etc. and if there aren't enough accents on the car already, no problem! You can add more!
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good riddance.. fuck that ugly piece of shit
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The sad thing is... there's a Sentra Nismo also now. And there's nothing really special about it. Nissan is diluting that name. A sportier bodykit.. but it's not functional. Faux carbon interior, sporty looking seats (not recaros though). Nicer wheels, but they're not forged. Same power output. I think the suspension is beefed up a wee bit, same with the brakes. Still not multi-pot calipers, though... just slightly bigger diameter rotors and calipers. Sad times.
The sad thing is... there's a
Yup. Just as I suspected.
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I'm not going to lie- I was quite literally thinking the same thing about the TLX as I was typing that
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adopted..brother?
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Sister?
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Did you honeymoon already ladiboi?
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he's not even married yet
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ninja just got engaged!
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i think by honeymoon, he meant did i eat a bag of dicks by EOD yesterday.
in which case, the answer is
in which case, the answer is
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wow, you always make those tight deadlines!
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I'm a hard worker when I want to be
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oh you got engaged.. you said yes.
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#genderrrrrolls
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#rolledddddick
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Of course I said yes, maybe now people will think I'm not gheyyyyyyyyyyyy
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thoiboi, I think i got it all correct.
there were three threads and i just merged them into the main one.
Job is done for the day
there were three threads and i just merged them into the main one.
Job is done for the day
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Some fucktard in a blue Nissan Sentra SE-R rode my bumper (ass) yesterday..
I got in a turning lane and he switched two lanes over like a fuccboi and got behind me.
I hit the go juice, fishtailed, he honked (probably because I kicked rocks up his jizzmo), let off..
He got back on my bumper and I went light speed on him..
I got in a turning lane and he switched two lanes over like a fuccboi and got behind me.
I hit the go juice, fishtailed, he honked (probably because I kicked rocks up his jizzmo), let off..
He got back on my bumper and I went light speed on him..
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Some fucktard in a blue Nissan Sentra SE-R rode my bumper (ass) yesterday..
I got in a turning lane and he switched two lanes over like a fuccboi and got behind me.
I hit the go juice, fishtailed, he honked (probably because I kicked rocks up his jizzmo), let off..
He got back on my bumper and I went light speed on him..
I got in a turning lane and he switched two lanes over like a fuccboi and got behind me.
I hit the go juice, fishtailed, he honked (probably because I kicked rocks up his jizzmo), let off..
He got back on my bumper and I went light speed on him..
but never fails, always 4 cylinder on my ass......
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Majofo (04-18-2017)
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I like 4 bangers.. I just don't like the propensity of cock gobblers that drive them (mostly "performance" editions).
Like this Dart that wouldn't let me over today (signaled ahead of him, he pulled up)..
so I get behind him and he hits the brakes and puts his turn signal to get over..
Eat a dick son.
Like this Dart that wouldn't let me over today (signaled ahead of him, he pulled up)..
so I get behind him and he hits the brakes and puts his turn signal to get over..
Eat a dick son.