Majofo

aardvark trunk sucks off ants

rockstar143

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love that avatar!

TacoBello

I'm into potatoes, not kids, okay?!

Yumcha

Oh, welcome back, Maj...Where did you go?

TacoBello

He was exploring Uranus.

Yumcha

Ah okay. I'm sure he found lots of moist/oily deposits then.

Yumcha

Probably a few craters.

Yumcha

Definitely some regions that were just absolute dumps.

Yumcha

Definitely very sulfur and gas-based place.

TacoBello

Im scared of what's in your pants

Majofo

I was waist deep in the ocean.. so I can drink beer and piss indiscriminately.. "mommy the water is warmer over here"
and get sucked off by sea cucumber gobbling sea creatures.. mostly of the Japanese variety

Yumcha

Japan?!??


Sweet...! Where in that great country did you go, sir?

thoiboi

All of it

cu2wagon

Craft beer or nah?

Probably never heard of it.

TacoBello

I thought he just meant Japanese prostitutes.

imj0257

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thoiboi

so what's for lunch

cu2wagon

Pei Wei. Which is disgusting AF, but it is what it is.

I ordered this new thing called the "Spicy Polynesian Poke Bowl" which I was initially excited for because I misread. I though a Polynesian was going to poke my bowels, but this ended up just being some raw fish and lettuce and stuff.

Raw fish at Pei Wei? What could go wrong?

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Well, I've just spent the last 20 minutes crapping my guts out, so there's that...

thoiboi

i'm so sick of the poke craze.. it's all over socal.... now EVERYONE can get bad quality chopped up chunks of fish!

Majofo

you so never heard of it that I never heard of it..

Majofo

I fucking love poke so I don't give a fuck

also poke (puki) means pussy in tagalog

cu2wagon

I've never heard of anything that you'd never heard that I'd never heard of you heard.

Sound good.

thoiboi

i love good quality poke.. like i found in Hawaii, but all these pop up shops and their shitty quality poke with old fish makes me gag..

justnspace

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homeboy with a vape shop is trying to open a poke shop here in houston
he tryin to jump on that waaavvveee

but his investors cut him out and opened one before him

Majofo

fuck joe ate a big 'ole polynesian pussy for lunch

Majofo

"good" quality poke



I bet you're into "sushi" quality ahi as well

I'll spank the shit out of you..

:cactus:

Majofo

poke is for the end cuts of fish
It's meant to eat the non-sushi parts so they don't go to waste
It's fucking delicious, but if you're wasting quality cuts of fish for it.. you're an ass who doesn't like good sashimi
To me, using sashimi cuts for poke is like eating a well-done ribeye..

thoiboi

why do you assume that 'good quality' automatically meant sushi/sashimi grade?


when i say good quality, i mean FRESH..

thoiboi

LAWLS... that suckkkks

cu2wagon

You mean, with ketchup?

thoiboi

or A1

justnspace

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sucks for real!! but thats probably why you dont tell your moves to every one

justnspace

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real G's move in silence like lasagna

Majofo

sushi sashimi grade is such bullshit.. does it mean we extra guarantee we didn't touch this with our shit stained fingers or wipe this cut of fish on our ass...
It's just marketing to charge you more.. my suggestion is to buy the whole fish and make a plan for it..

fresh.. eh.. I just don't want to get the shits when I eat it and we're good... poor fuck joe.
I made the mistake of getting lomi lomi salmon at an L&L in San Antone.. shits, cramps, and pukes for days..
It was just sitting in an ice tray.. tasted fresh.

Majofo

well done ribeye is going to get some catsup and a1 fa sho

imj0257

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Jimmy Johns was for lunch. 20 posts ago..

thoiboi

I tossed my own salad for lunch ginger dressing

TacoBello

I prefer eating well done brown eye.

thoiboi

i like my eye with a little pink in it

TacoBello

They're all pink on the inside!