The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
06-08-2017, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
WTF? Is it moose appreciation week in Canadia?
Why aren't you at work. Golfing one day, strolling up a hill the next? Get a jerb you damn drain on society.
Don't make us build a wall.
Why aren't you at work. Golfing one day, strolling up a hill the next? Get a jerb you damn drain on society.
Don't make us build a wall.
06-08-2017, 04:21 PM
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The worst thing about travelling is for the life of me, I cannot shit for the first two days in a foreign place. I have no idea why. I can feel I have to shit. I want to shit. But I can't shit. Makes me fucking miserable. And I have no qualms shitting anywhere. But my bowels seem to go into lock down.
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Speaking of beaver pelts...
I wonder how el-jeff-eh's girl is doing.
I wonder how el-jeff-eh's girl is doing.
06-08-2017, 04:21 PM
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The worst thing about travelling is for the life of me, I cannot shit for the first two days in a foreign place. I have no idea why. I can feel I have to shit. I want to shit. But I can't shit. Makes me fucking miserable. And I have no qualms shitting anywhere. But my bowels seem to go into lock down.
06-08-2017, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Speaking of beaver pelts...
I wonder how el-jeff-eh's girl is doing.
I wonder how el-jeff-eh's girl is doing.
06-08-2017, 04:23 PM
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That travel blockage thing is actually a common problem for a lot of people.
Protip: that's what those little bottles in the hotel bathroom are for. Once you check in, drink the ones labeled "Shampoo" and "Conditioner". They'll get your works unstopped pretty quickly.
Protip: that's what those little bottles in the hotel bathroom are for. Once you check in, drink the ones labeled "Shampoo" and "Conditioner". They'll get your works unstopped pretty quickly.
06-08-2017, 04:23 PM
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06-08-2017, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
by beaver pelts... Do you mean hairy vaginas?
DUH:
Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Speaking of beaver pelts...
I wonder how el-jeff-eh's girl is doing.
I wonder how el-jeff-eh's girl is doing.
06-08-2017, 04:24 PM
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06-08-2017, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
That travel blockage thing is actually a common problem for a lot of people.
Protip: that's what those little bottles in the hotel bathroom are for. Once you check in, drink the ones labeled "Shampoo" and "Conditioner". They'll get your works unstopped pretty quickly.
Protip: that's what those little bottles in the hotel bathroom are for. Once you check in, drink the ones labeled "Shampoo" and "Conditioner". They'll get your works unstopped pretty quickly.
06-08-2017, 04:26 PM
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in laws are here from Deutschland... I'm on a mini vacation now. Tomorrow I'm apparently seeing a glacier. Ooooo. Aaaaaah.
06-08-2017, 04:26 PM
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So you're just going to walk outside of your igloo
Not much of a vacation if you ask me...
Not much of a vacation if you ask me...
06-08-2017, 04:27 PM
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06-08-2017, 04:29 PM
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well, kind of. Except instead of being outside my igloo, we take this big fucking bus on monster truck wheels, up into the mountain. Then you get out, finger bang the glacier, drink some water off it, get back on the bus and feel satisfied you just spent way too much money to do that.
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06-08-2017, 04:30 PM
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I just realized that I think I could explain *how* the dehydration leads to work stoppage in the sanitation department.
But it's a pretty shitty conversation.
But it's a pretty shitty conversation.
06-08-2017, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Motherfucker. You might very well be right. It never even crossed my mind.
See, I knew I could rely on the Internet for any ailments, illnesses, or sexually transmitted diseases I may have.
See, I knew I could rely on the Internet for any ailments, illnesses, or sexually transmitted diseases I may have.
Oh and AIDS makes it hard to shit too... Always having a dick up your ass prevents the fecal matter from passing out of your body .
The more you know .raw
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And also, if you're not able to substitute rum for water, you're not trying hard enough.
That's amateur.
That's amateur.
06-08-2017, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
I just realized that I think I could explain *how* the dehydration leads to work stoppage in the sanitation department.
But it's a pretty shitty conversation.
But it's a pretty shitty conversation.
Colon, enlighten us dad!!
06-08-2017, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
well what about all that Cuban semen you were drinking by the quart?
I was going by the liter
06-08-2017, 04:34 PM
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06-08-2017, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
well, kind of. Except instead of being outside my igloo, we take this big fucking bus on monster truck wheels, up into the mountain. Then you get out, finger bang the glacier, drink some water off it, get back on the bus and feel satisfied you just spent way too much money to do that.
06-08-2017, 04:36 PM
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Pretty simple actually.
It's basically understanding how anti-diarrhea medicine works, which is quite the effective little pill. But it acts as a diuretic and once you let go the water, your body starts to pull water from other places. And where else is there some water to grab? In your doody.
So your body takes the water from the doody which makes it firm and resistant to movement through your gut-pipes.
Voila (wala), blockage.
Now apply the same principle to dehydration... All the water out of your body, typically with electrolyte loss as well, and I betcha that your crap factory goes into overdrive with the doody in that case as well. Bam. Naval (seaman) blockade in your Panama Canal.
But I'm just making that up.
It's basically understanding how anti-diarrhea medicine works, which is quite the effective little pill. But it acts as a diuretic and once you let go the water, your body starts to pull water from other places. And where else is there some water to grab? In your doody.
So your body takes the water from the doody which makes it firm and resistant to movement through your gut-pipes.
Voila (wala), blockage.
Now apply the same principle to dehydration... All the water out of your body, typically with electrolyte loss as well, and I betcha that your crap factory goes into overdrive with the doody in that case as well. Bam. Naval (seaman) blockade in your Panama Canal.
But I'm just making that up.
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06-08-2017, 04:44 PM
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Hey MysteryMeat... What do you farm?
06-08-2017, 04:45 PM
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Corn? I love to eat corn.
Milo? Cows love milo, and I love to eat cows.
Weed? Justn... Justn would love to be your frient.
Milo? Cows love milo, and I love to eat cows.
Weed? Justn... Justn would love to be your frient.
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06-08-2017, 04:46 PM
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If it's the one thing, just uh, say "lol" or something. 
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And by "one thing" I mean corn.
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I bet you listen to Korn while your farming corn.
That's what I'd do.
That's what I'd do.
06-08-2017, 04:47 PM
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Not really though. Probably Cannibal Corpse.
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My rows would be so wickedly akimbo.
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And probably on fire all the time.
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Not good for business, that decision. That's fer shur.
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But on the plus side...
Spoiler
06-08-2017, 04:49 PM
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Aw. I scared him off. He was here. But then he left when I spoke to him directly.
Justn... What does MM farm?
Justn... What does MM farm?
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06-08-2017, 04:50 PM
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Wants to hang out but doesn't want to wang out.
Sad. Bigly Sad.
Sad. Bigly Sad.
06-08-2017, 05:06 PM
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Pooooooosayyyyyyyyyyyy
Notice he ignores everyone else's posts except Justin.
They should just get a room
Notice he ignores everyone else's posts except Justin.
They should just get a room
06-08-2017, 05:18 PM
BTW, I love my hooray picture
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06-08-2017, 05:47 PM
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I thought MM farms Mexicans or something. Raises them from when they're born, until they're ready to work as illegal immigrants. No?
06-08-2017, 05:47 PM
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I'll just see myself out 