The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
06-08-2017, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I thought MM farms blacks or something. Raises them from when they're born, until they're ready to work as farmhands. No?
06-08-2017, 06:43 PM
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06-08-2017, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Probably gnawing on a log right now 
06-08-2017, 07:05 PM
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You're assuming jeffuucccbouis
06-08-2017, 07:05 PM
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Ah.....
Should not have second guessed
Should not have second guessed
06-08-2017, 07:09 PM
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I'm a terrible
06-08-2017, 07:16 PM
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Fuckin' thot. Always such an embarrassing. :handtoface:
06-08-2017, 07:18 PM
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I'm an adjective/gerund wannabe 
06-08-2017, 07:21 PM
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06-08-2017, 07:22 PM
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That's me! 
06-08-2017, 07:23 PM
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Hey MysteryMeat! 
06-08-2017, 07:26 PM
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I heard the Mexicans that are slow to develop as compared to the rest of the Mexicans MM farms are the base for mystery meat. Coincidence? I think not.
06-08-2017, 07:28 PM
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I think my favorite mystery meat is still probably bourbon.
What is yours?
What is yours?
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06-08-2017, 07:29 PM
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Also, I think Bob the Builder is a little bit incompetent.
06-08-2017, 07:29 PM
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No, scratch that. Quite a bit incompetent.
And he's only saved by his sentient heavy machinery.
And he's only saved by his sentient heavy machinery.
06-08-2017, 07:30 PM
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Which is an odd premise for a religious program.
06-08-2017, 07:31 PM
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I thought he was a stripper..
06-08-2017, 07:34 PM
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fuck Joe...
06-08-2017, 07:34 PM
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My favourite mystery meat is crack cocaine
06-08-2017, 07:35 PM
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06-08-2017, 07:40 PM
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No. They don't transform, they just talk and think and stuff. Like KITT in that old TV show, David Hasselhoff's Does Unbelievable Shit While Wearing Tight Pants to Show Off His Package.
06-08-2017, 07:45 PM
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06-08-2017, 07:59 PM
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You laughing at the swangas?
Don't laugh at the swangas.
Lives were probably taken for those.
Don't laugh at the swangas.
Lives were probably taken for those.
06-08-2017, 08:06 PM
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Swangas on point.. but check out the stance cuh... poor excuse for a slab mang
Need more poke, more low
Need more poke, more low
06-08-2017, 08:26 PM
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yall are the fucking best
06-08-2017, 08:37 PM
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Yes.. yes we are. Now open thy mouf...
06-08-2017, 08:39 PM
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06-08-2017, 08:40 PM
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Though those highly custom and highly functional front fender vents are pretty much worth their weight in gold. Pep boys told me so.
06-08-2017, 09:30 PM
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But in TX, they stay similar to an ant because they low to the earth
06-08-2017, 09:53 PM
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Maybe it's hweet that you grow. Hhh-weet?
I do love to eat hhhhhhhhweeeet products. Whole hhweet bread, hhhhweeet germ in yogurt, heck, when I was a kid I used to just chew on hhhweeet seeds right off the stalk.
I do love to eat hhhhhhhhweeeet products. Whole hhweet bread, hhhhweeet germ in yogurt, heck, when I was a kid I used to just chew on hhhweeet seeds right off the stalk.
06-08-2017, 10:00 PM
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Judging from the lack of front plates on any of those cars, I'm surmising that isn't a TX slab. Must be Loosiana or Mississpiggy. Maybe they ride their slabs a little higher. Probably to keep out the flood waters.
But in TX, they stay similar to an ant because they low to the earth
But in TX, they stay similar to an ant because they low to the earth
Check out out my rental Jeep, RDX is at dealer for window actuator and regulator an other stuff...
06-08-2017, 10:00 PM
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I'm either banned from the TLX board or am about to get a short vacation. I couldn't help it.
06-08-2017, 10:09 PM
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Nah, that was acksually pretty tame.
Now, if you were to say, post his address and street view while simultaneously threatening to engage in carnal knowledge with one of his family members... that might get a second look.
Now, if you were to say, post his address and street view while simultaneously threatening to engage in carnal knowledge with one of his family members... that might get a second look.
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I did snortle at the "second dumbest member with a spike through their head" A+ for effort there!
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06-08-2017, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Nah, that was acksually pretty tame.
Now, if you were to say, post his address and street view while simultaneously threatening to engage in carnal knowledge with one of his family members... that might get a second look.
Now, if you were to say, post his address and street view while simultaneously threatening to engage in carnal knowledge with one of his family members... that might get a second look.
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06-08-2017, 10:45 PM
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Oh shit. I just realized what MM's showing in the jeep picture...
Bruh, you gonna get arrested and mouthfucked in jail. You're driving a stolen car.
Bruh, you gonna get arrested and mouthfucked in jail. You're driving a stolen car.
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Could be a fun night is what I'm saying.
06-08-2017, 10:47 PM
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Relax. Turn around and take my hand.
06-08-2017, 11:01 PM
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Taco is still wondering what swangas are.. (picturing a big pair of testicles)
Talking about swangas.. horrrreeee fuccccinnnn ballllllssss
Talking about swangas.. horrrreeee fuccccinnnn ballllllssss
06-08-2017, 11:29 PM
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Evening.