BreezyTL

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Not suppose to lick them...

TacoBello

My dick? Yes.

My grill? You'll have to fly up to find out.

cu2wagon

Speaking of... You know what's disgusting AF? Being in the shitter and this guy comes in and starts brushing his teeth at the sink.

It's like, "hey buddy, I'm in here shitting and you just waltz in and start brushing?"

I mean, you can smell it all in the air so you know it's getting everywhere in the bathroom. MF'er, be considerate... I don't want to get the little particles of your mint toothpaste all over my shit! WTF?!?

cu2wagon

Huh? How are you supposed to clean up the oatmeal that falls off your​ spoon when you're having breakfast?

cu2wagon

Okay. You ever go out of town and leave your girl at home by herself?

How about Toby?

cu2wagon

Okay. Well, back to "work".

Yumcha

Back from -ing. Worked on boobs and abs today. And did some -ing...

TacoBello

Once in awhile, yes. But don't worry if I'm there or not. I like to watch. :oldcuckfacesmile:

And toby likes red rockets. They're his favorite.

cu2wagon

Sweet, next time I'm in New York, I'll take a stroll over the Niagra bridge and check out your girl grille.

thoiboi

Err... your geography is off

cu2wagon

Uhh... No.

No, I'm pretty sure Canada is right above New York, USA. I've seen it.

TacoBello

So the 2018 TLX addresses 80% of people's complaints... And they're still not happy.

it sucks there's no sport variant, but I'm not exactly surprised. Seems they tackled everything else though.

cu2wagon

Dudeguize! Gloss black trunk spoiler? Are you fucking kidding me? I'll take two! *Swoon*

cu2wagon

Now THAT is "that kind of thrill"!

Harper

laaaaaaadddddiiiiiiibbbooooooiiiiiiiii

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

It does look cool...
but not cooler than that Infinitiyey 3.0T whatever sedan.

UlsterBoy13

i nead moar

thoiboi

morning gents

cu2wagon

Excel, PowerPoint, Word. Excel, PowerPoint, Word.

I'm out of coffee and 'bout to go H.A.M.

Shrug Life.

TylerT

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Morning, brehz.

BreezyTL

iTrader: (8)

Is it Thursday at 4:30 yet... This week is taking forever!

TylerT

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TacoBello

NHL playoffs start tonight. WOOOOOO!!!!!!

TacoBello

I miss that show. That gif reminds of the time Michael walked out of his office and yelled "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!!!"

And everyone is like "uh... that's not how you declare bankruptcy, Michael"

TylerT

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TylerT

iTrader: (1)

The Office is probably one of my all time favorite shows

UlsterBoy13

Culo - the spawn ever get injured on your watch and you get destroyed for it??

TacoBello

uh oh Ulster. What did you do? Or what didn't you do?

TacoBello

This is very appropriate. The only thing though, is the guy hoisting the Stanley cup should be #97, not #99, as shown above. Don't get me wrong. #99 will always have a special place in my heart. But it's time for #97 to take over the reigns and make us proud!!

cu2wagon

Nah man. Shit nah. I'm a responsible parent.

But fo reals, that hasn't really happened. He's pretty fucking tough. I can't think of any example where I've caught the hellfury.

thoiboi

kids are supposed to be fed once a week right? like goldfish?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

same here...
it's not so much that nothing has happened...
more like I've been lucky and she can take a hit (off the bed etc...)

cu2wagon

Yep. And you can force stasis by putting them in the freezer until you want to interact with them.

You're gonna be a great parent.

TacoBello

Serious, bro? Maybe I do want to have kids afterall!!

cu2wagon

I think it might be different up in the frozen north. You might need to put them in the microwave or something.

UlsterBoy13

mini me #2 took a facedive into the wall of the sandpit at the park yesterday bridge of nose and eyebrow area took a good whack. he cried, wife was upset, i said he was fine. then as walking back to the car mini me #1 ate it because he was running to fast, again my fault somehow lol, avoided any unnecessary dr visits for either one thankfully, but i swear social media sucks..."but my friends kid fell and hit his head and he had internal bleeding so shouldnt we check?" "no"

thoiboi

i just checked webmd.. your friend's kid has gout.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

as long as no sign of vomiting, as that could indicate a serious head injury

UlsterBoy13

damn and the last time i vomited i coulda sworn it was from too much tequila, but now i can tell my wife i wasnt drunk i had a serious head injury and my crab friend told me so!! Thanks Justin!

TacoBello

At first I laughed. And then I felt horrendous. I remember reading in the paper about some kid that put his pet cat into the microwave. What a god awful way to die.