rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

yeah...same guy i bought the previous ring from...he said keep receipt and he gave me all my money back.

thoiboi

.83 on her looks perfect


before trying the 1, she tried the .6 and said... "ehhhhhh could be a little bigger" so i obliged and met her in the middle. She loves it, her friends love it, i love it. wins all around..

thoiboi

the only baby we're getting soon is an s2000... because now it's my turn

TacoBello

That's a nice looking ring too, ladiboi. Shiiiiet. Were you sweating bullets when you proposed? I remember being all chill about it, until like 15 minutes before. Not nervous about marrying her, but about everything going to plan. I tried my best to act all chill. She started catching on that something was going to happen

TacoBello

holy fuck. That's pretty good. Here they only take it back if you buy another one from them at the same time. You know, if upgrading or some shit.

So then you're left with either pawning it, or throwing it into some deep body of water, never to be seen again.

thoiboi

I made it a whole damn day adventure for her. It started off with Brunch with her girlfriends and then I set up a scavenger hunt across town using this app. It took her to places like our first date, our first apartment, our favorite restaurant etc.. at each location was a clue. I split up the GPS coordinates of the location where I was and when she went to every location, all she had to do was input the coordinates in order and head on over. It was at this gorgeous spot by the beach in Laguna. Had our friends there, her family, photographer. She was supposed to be there by 3 PM but didn't make it down till 6 I wasn't really nervous because being April Fool's Day and all, I made it very light-hearted and had tons of trolls and gags and surprises.


It was nerve-wracking the night before and earlier the day of though.. The night before, we went to see a musical in Hollywood. When we finished around 11 PM, we left the theater to head to our car which was parked two blocks away.. Unfortunately, there were cops setting up a perimeter because there was a guy with a gun standing on his balcony right across from where we parked.. I guess he was angry about rent and got really pissed off and started threatening people so they called in the SWAT team. By 2 AM we ended up calling it quits and just ubered home... I went back the next morning around 8 AM to pick up my car and SWAT was just leaving.. News said they apprehended the guy around 7:30 AM I'm so glad we didn't wait until they were done..

After that, i set off to go place all the clues and i was nervous because I was afraid I wouldn't have enough time... but it all worked out in the end

BreezyTL

iTrader: (8)

Way to much planning, but glad it all worked out.

A simple "Hey girl, here's your ring, lets get hitched" probably would have worked...

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

say gurrrl, found this ring in the cracker jack box.
lets get married?

thoiboi

I'm sure it would have, just not my style

cu2wagon

Jawknee needs to be "dramatic", you know.

thoiboi

and scene!




*jazz hands*



*tap dances away*

cu2wagon

Meanwhile, back in cul0's history:

cul0: "Sheiiittt... It's been 5 years and I'm too lazy to start over... You wan't health insurance or nah?"

cul0GF: *swoon* "so romantic. Promise me a lifetime of disappointment and I'm yours!"

cul0: "I guess."

<end scene>

cu2wagon

Gotta end the scene! Brother!

thoiboi

TacoBello

Talking to a friend yesterday, I was like "Hey you down to chill tonight?" And he says "naw, I can't. It's my 15 year anniversary tonight of being together with the first lady".

​​​​​​"Oh snap, what are you two doing?"

​​​​​​"Nothing. I'm on house arrest and can't go anywhere, and we are broke. Let me teach you something- always keep her expectations low. That way she will never be dissapointed when you don't put any effort in"

​​​​​​

cu2wagon

Nah, he just didn't want to get into the freaky goings on that was about to go down.

cu2wagon

But along those lines... Same idea. Keep her expectations low ().

TacoBello

After 15 years, it's either or some reaaaaaaally freaky stuff. I should've stayed outside their bedroom to find out. I like to watch.

TacoBello

I prefer to keep her expectations small

cu2wagon

You should have.

thoiboi

I mean, 10.5 years here next month.... Its just dildo bikes so far.. pretty normal to me

TacoBello

need bigger picture.

cu2wagon

I'll see what I can do.

TacoBello

Biggarh!!!!!

cu2wagon

It doesn't get any bigger than that. I've tried everything.

Well, everything except...

Hmm... maybe if Jawknee posts it... it will seem bigger.

TacoBello

Jawknee, pull your pants down! Immediately!

thoiboi

Yumcha

cu2wagon

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Good morning, all.
It is a pleasure to see you!

stm25rs

Can you guys take a look at my thread?

Both key fobs aren't working, and immobilizer is engaged so even though I can manually unlock the car, I can't drive.

Just trying to get to work!

https://acurazine.com/forums/3g-tl-p...-works-956958/

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

cu2wagon

I looked at the thread. You're welcome.

Sounds like quite the pickle you've got.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

reinforces why I don't bother anymore...

thoiboi

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Hi Johnny!

thoiboi

hole a!

cu2wagon

Never try. Never fail.

Always fail. Always a failure.

All aboard the failboat.

cu2wagon

Fail steam ahead!

thoiboi

Captain fail here!