Majofo

Majofo

Her Tits and A! You're at home.. no one's looking..

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2k...rip_shortfilms

Majofo

Crank Chinatown fuck scene is top 10 fa sho..

Majofo

I miss Eastbound and Down..

Majofo

Kinda want to see the new Aliens movie.. see that motherfucker get devoured..

justnspace

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skip to 2:20

Majofo

Don't just skip to the business.. you need to foreplay..
Let that shit build up..

rockstar143

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speaking of nobody's watching

justnspace

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what are you? pussy?
just mentioning Amy Smart's name made my elephant trunk raise

rockstar143

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LMAO...
elephant trunk...

Majofo

Majofo

I think I might have to... go over some documents

Majofo

The new fifth EP hot mang.. summer jams.

Majofo

Gucci gettin his money up down!

Majofo

Looks legit..

Majofo

Where you fuccbois at?

justnspace

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I remember watching this chinese ghost movie.
the style of chinese ghost movies have comedy strewn throughout the scary parts. almost like our b-rated or even c-rated horror flicks.

anyway, i cant remember which movie it was but i remember seeing a part where a small boy hand his lower body painted, as if he was wearing shorts. and the design of the shorts had an elephant and it's trunk was his penis.
that fool peed


idunno i'm just highh

Majofo

cu2wagon

Took a mental health day today. Went and got my hair did (bowl cut at PetCo). Got a treat for being a good boy.

kurtatx

I got less than nothing done today. It was pretty terrible.

rockstar143

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I'm home...
had a fun stalemate that I'll never win at j's house...
Awesome night, as anticipated.

cu2wagon

brah. #NoHomo #AllJoe-mo

rockstar143

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Thanks bro...
long and short of it is I have some struggles with her son, the youngest...today I watched him and his siblings for a few hours until his mom got off work...
basically, he pushed boundaries to see how far he could get...he was disrespectful and I stopped it (peacefully) but he did a song and dance when his mom came home about me being mean etc...
in hindsight, I remember being that little kid...angry about divorce etc...I even recall his little smirk like "oh yeah bro, i got you...you're gonna have a bad night for not giving me what i want".
I don't blame her...if it were Z, same thing would happen...
but I didn't want the discord, so I split.
Meh, maybe made it worse but you gotta know when to hold em...

Majofo

I would have just let the little fuck be a little fuck. Let him eat or do whatever the fuck he wants.
The less you show interest in them being little shits, the better it is for you.
Get your mind right about being a little shit to him (not father figure, yet).

Like get on the girls really good side.. if they vouch for you and turn on their little shit brother..
Well...

Majofo

IOW, don't give him buttons to push.

Majofo

If it were me.. I'd just put that little fuck in a sleeper hold.
Or drug him with some benadryl and peach schnapps.

Majofo

Take notes..

kurtatx

"I'd say in a given week I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual work"

Majofo

So true mang.. just Costanza the rest of the time.

kurtatx

"You don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke and he don't do shit."

thoiboi

Not bad parenting advice actually...

thoiboi

Sorry quoted wrong thing...

Majofo

fuckin' a man... btw.. check out Channel 9

TacoBello

then what the hell else do you do, every day? You don't whore post on AZ like the rest of us. So if you're not working and you're not whoring here... You must be whoring around the office.... Whore.

rockstar143

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it's brutal though because he was working it...he knew what he was doing...coming by slapping my forehead...incessantly asking to go to the store to buy him candy which I had already told him a million times if we go to the store for something, and you behave...
then he said something about not being Z's brother and not wanting to watch her and that she broke one of his toys toward the end...which set me off...I was like, hey, you can't pick and choose when you want to be that...I KNOW she has no siblings...
So as soon as momma walks through door after 12 hour shift...bam...oh J's mean...and bam, whole sob story included with hiding under the table and all this drama to make his point. Not saying he wasn't feeling some of it...but I do believe he was juicing it up to
see if he could get momma bear mad at me. Maybe get rid of me for good...
Good luck with that, little man...

cu2wagon

Next time, get real close to his ear and whisper "hey, you so smart, lemme tell you a secret... I'm tryna fuck your mommy, not you. But believe me, you keep this shit up and I'll make sure ALL your toys have accidents and you've got nothing left in this whole world to play with except for your little misshapen pecker. Then *you'll* be fucked too."

Pull back, flash him a big phoney smile and say in a normal voice: "make sense? Now how 'bout you run and get me a popsicle out the freezer. We can share it."

Then you get close to his ear again and whisper: "or I'll just eat the whole fuckin' thing and you can have the stick when I'm done; smart guy."

cu2wagon

Actually... Probably don't do that.

Don't do any of that.

cu2wagon

But, you know, maybe.

rockstar143

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Fuck, FuckJoe...
you just made my day!
I love you bro.
Shit ain't easy...luckily the two older already love me...
but 4 kids is a lot for me...I was drowning for a bit there.

kurtatx

basically, just act like any adult male side character in a Stephen King novel.