I want to believe... But I'll just wave goodbye to you now, n00b.

 

Chug that beer down, Joe!
Feel better, man.
My Cock in Her...Welcome, man!

 

Ooooo, that may be too soon lol....

 

 

Hi Johnny

 

Barry my cock in her? LOL best user name ever

 

Barry Macaukener.... Oh man... Too clever. I was thinking it was Justin again. Probably is.

 

I don't think it is actually... n00b but registered and made a couple sort of real posts a year ago.

I thought it might be an alt-acct as well, but I think it might be a real boy.

 

I'm going to look into changing my name to Barry Macaukener. Worth it.

 

And this is my wife, Mrs. Macaukener....

 

I think Barry might know my old college roommate, Phil McCraken.

 

It'll be a chill four days for me. No work today. Chilling at home with wifey, for now. Going downtown to watch another playoff game at a pub, just a few blocks from the arena. I hope the oilers don't shit the bed tonight again. I guess time will tell.

then Saturday is more chill.

Then sunday is easter brunch at my ma and pa's place. Then more chill after.

monday is a day off also. Even more chill.

We we got hit with a fucking blizzard today. I pulled the Nismo out just two days ago... It was killing me not driving it. Thought if I took it out for an evening it would ease my cravings. No dice. Now it's snowing like a motherfucker after there was no snow left anywhere for the last two weeks. Sigh.

 

Doesn't Nissan sell a snow plow attachment for your car? Just add it on and go to town!

 

She doesn't see the snow. Or rain. Ever. I likely won't drive her again until I'm back from LA, in early may

 

Looking to go to "71above"

any reviews, jawknee?

 

Haven't been.

Honestly, I don't go around LA very often It looks pretty sick though, you should go! I think she'd have a good time and looks like you can get an awesome bird's eye view of all the traffic in the area

 

The pub we are going to tonight, serves tater tots with their burgers. They have an extra batter on them that makes them extra tatery and tottery. I fucking love tater tots

 

Quite possibly the whitest thing ever said, in the history of white people.

 

loves beer, loves tots...

I bet he has a little Irish in him

 

Hell, Ulsterboy fucked 'em.

/OfficeSpace

 

Lol no I'm not an alt account. I'm some new guy. Well new to posting but I've been lurking... watching you all for like the past 10 months

 

Ahhh so you like to watch huh

 

Ohhh yeah, sometimes I even break out the video camera

But for real, you all have some dope cars that I've been following or going back through the builds

 

I would like to meet "her"...

 

Cu2wagon.

 

Saw a vagon for the first time IRL today. Old guy driving 55 on the highway.

Side note, my phone aucorrected vagon to vagina.

 

Hey Barry, do you like pineapple juice?

 

Doing 55, eh?

Must have been limping to a gas station.

 

I know that feel bro...
and yeah, that auto-correct knows what's up...

 

I don't know how to answer this correctly... so... yes?

 

You've answered correctly.

 

What does pineapple do?

 

It compensates for the lack of a sport differential. Or so I'm told.

 

And fuck all of you. Don't even try to pretend you don't love tater tots.

actually, I went there with a buddy about two weeks ago, when we went to the game. He wanted to go there solely for the tots. And for the record, he's 100% Chinese, so fuck all of you again

 

Sadly, I didn't even get tater tots last night. We showed up almost 2.5 hours before the game... Place was full with no openings until the game was over. Sad day for me. I'm convinced it was just because of the tots. What else could it be?

ended up going a few blocks further away, to another pub. Had pizza instead.

 

Hey Barry, when you're not busy burying your cock in her, what do you drive? Pics?

 

'07 NBP Type-S 6MT


These are both taken with my nasty iPhone camera so I apologize. She's a little rough around the edges and so stock it pains me.

I'll probably be starting a build thread this summer after she gets all bodywork fixed and a fresh paint job for freeee. Aspec and tune planned this summer along with that if all goes well.

I'm a broke college kid though so these things will happen when funds are available

 

Did someone say "broke college kid"?

 

I still want extra crispy tater tots.

 

That pub isn't open yet?

Go get some breakfast tots! And beer.