The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
10-12-2016, 01:00 PM
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I am crazy bruh.. 
10-12-2016, 01:03 PM
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I, like the next guy, love a good sward fight.
Only tips tho..
Save the viagra for after.
Only tips tho..
Save the viagra for after.
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10-12-2016, 01:06 PM
Man, some people literally put on some nice 3 piece wheels (REAL WHEELZ BROH) and put their car on bags and call that a build.
People are like, nice build man. Um, you literally just put wheels on and air suspension. That's not a build. People doing custom interior/exterior/under the hood stuff, that's a proper build.
My build isn't even a build in my car. I just put bolt ons, barely modded.
People are like, nice build man. Um, you literally just put wheels on and air suspension. That's not a build. People doing custom interior/exterior/under the hood stuff, that's a proper build.
My build isn't even a build in my car. I just put bolt ons, barely modded.
10-12-2016, 01:06 PM
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Anyone else wondering what the fuck is happening in here? 
10-12-2016, 01:07 PM
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10-12-2016, 01:08 PM
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not salad tossing, THAT"s for sure.. 
10-12-2016, 01:09 PM
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Come closer child, let Majofo reveal the mysteries of the world to you
You must close your eyes first and open your mouth to receive the glorious bounty that awaits
You must close your eyes first and open your mouth to receive the glorious bounty that awaits
10-12-2016, 01:11 PM
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10-12-2016, 01:35 PM
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Fuck that. I fell for it the first 8 times. It's not going to happen for a 9th.
10-12-2016, 01:38 PM
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There are many mysteries of the world..
10-12-2016, 01:42 PM
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Yeah, but they all end up tasting the same!
10-12-2016, 01:47 PM
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10-12-2016, 01:52 PM
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Fuck, I just fell for it again. I swear it won't happen a 10th time!
10-12-2016, 01:57 PM
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10th times the charm
added Pineapple
added Pineapple
10-12-2016, 01:58 PM
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Fuck the rest of your day and watch this
10-12-2016, 02:02 PM
majofo high
10-12-2016, 02:03 PM
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that damn song 
10-12-2016, 02:07 PM
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PPAP == Easily 80% THC
10-12-2016, 02:09 PM
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Ken Bone would Bone
10-12-2016, 02:21 PM
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Shit.. Tommy Ford from Martin is on life support.. #originaltyrone
10-12-2016, 03:18 PM
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The metal version is better than those two
10-12-2016, 03:21 PM
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10-12-2016, 03:34 PM
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My Mom has no money. I wish I had rich and corrupt 
parents who bought me Ferraris... 
parents who bought me Ferraris...
10-12-2016, 03:39 PM
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You could have Ferraris.. if you went to medical school.. shammmeee!!!
.. or didn't have a robot addiction.
.. or didn't have a robot addiction.
10-12-2016, 03:45 PM
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10-12-2016, 03:47 PM
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Just remember to puff puff pass
10-12-2016, 03:51 PM
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10-12-2016, 07:41 PM
so yesterday, super excited to see my BIL...I got the gin, you ain't got no juice. So shots because kinda yolo whatever.
go have dinner with sis, mom, aunt, and most of their significant others...I be at the table like "oh i worked overtime, I'm a boss...Ima get this bill".
Bill comes out for $400 and I'm like, hahhhaaa...now the bill comes out and everyone hiding. So I cover 1/4 of it...
I wasn't sure that actually happened or if I just though it until tonight when Momma like "you did say you would pay for dinner didn't you?"...
FUHHHH...fuck you alcohol for making me a liar again!
I was so embarrassed I admitted to being a dumbass to the crew tonight and picked up the tab for tapas and drinks.
#classy
#thisiswhybettydoesn'tletmeoutalone.
go have dinner with sis, mom, aunt, and most of their significant others...I be at the table like "oh i worked overtime, I'm a boss...Ima get this bill".
Bill comes out for $400 and I'm like, hahhhaaa...now the bill comes out and everyone hiding. So I cover 1/4 of it...
I wasn't sure that actually happened or if I just though it until tonight when Momma like "you did say you would pay for dinner didn't you?"...
FUHHHH...fuck you alcohol for making me a liar again!
I was so embarrassed I admitted to being a dumbass to the crew tonight and picked up the tab for tapas and drinks.
#classy
#thisiswhybettydoesn'tletmeoutalone.
10-12-2016, 07:55 PM
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1. I'm pretty sure you're still drunk because that made fuckall for sense.
2. Been there done that. Nevar Lernt.
3. There is no three.
4. Twenty, blaze it fagt.
5. Is that Suisse money or 'murica dollars. ps. I don't know what is worse.
6. Some times you gotta baller.
7. Speaking of which, if you decided to do shots instead of mixed, then I believe that makes you a "shot caller", then see #6.
8. And that brings us to:
Unless you're still screwed and then, set aside some time for:
2. Been there done that. Nevar Lernt.
3. There is no three.
4. Twenty, blaze it fagt.
5. Is that Suisse money or 'murica dollars. ps. I don't know what is worse.
6. Some times you gotta baller.
7. Speaking of which, if you decided to do shots instead of mixed, then I believe that makes you a "shot caller", then see #6.
8. And that brings us to:
Unless you're still screwed and then, set aside some time for:
10-12-2016, 08:13 PM
I assure you I'm fine...
but maybe speaking french for 2 days straight has made my English a little fuzzy for you Murricas.
but maybe speaking french for 2 days straight has made my English a little fuzzy for you Murricas.
10-12-2016, 08:17 PM
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Or something.
How much THC do they have over there?
10-12-2016, 08:19 PM
Honestly, Fuck Joe...
Europe has all a da THC.
Today I tried an IPA my cousin's bf makes himself (as a lucrative business)
and a wine my aunt's BF grew in a vineyard near here...super acidic but after the first taste, it was good.
I also had a Grugrarden beer or whatever that's better than hoegarten...and a little Vodka because long live Mother Russia...
Dad got here today so tomorrow starts the Dad show and visiting my grandmother again. It was nice to see her yesterday.
Europe has all a da THC.
Today I tried an IPA my cousin's bf makes himself (as a lucrative business)
and a wine my aunt's BF grew in a vineyard near here...super acidic but after the first taste, it was good.
I also had a Grugrarden beer or whatever that's better than hoegarten...and a little Vodka because long live Mother Russia...
Dad got here today so tomorrow starts the Dad show and visiting my grandmother again. It was nice to see her yesterday.
10-12-2016, 08:19 PM
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They prefer speed an heroine in Europe 
10-12-2016, 08:20 PM
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They prefer speed and heroine in Europe
10-12-2016, 08:24 PM
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Honestly, Fuck Joe...
Europe has all a da THC.
Today I tried an IPA my cousin's bf makes himself (as a lucrative business)
and a wine my aunt's BF grew in a vineyard near here...super acidic but after the first taste, it was good.
I also had a Grugrarden beer or whatever that's better than hoegarten...and a little Vodka because long live Mother Russia...
Dad got here today so tomorrow starts the Dad show and visiting my grandmother again. It was nice to see her yesterday.
Europe has all a da THC.
Today I tried an IPA my cousin's bf makes himself (as a lucrative business)
and a wine my aunt's BF grew in a vineyard near here...super acidic but after the first taste, it was good.
I also had a Grugrarden beer or whatever that's better than hoegarten...and a little Vodka because long live Mother Russia...
Dad got here today so tomorrow starts the Dad show and visiting my grandmother again. It was nice to see her yesterday.
I'm jelly.I love homemade anything. Especially homemade booze.
Have a good trip, or as they would say there, bonne voyage!
I'm jelly.
I'm still jelly.
10-12-2016, 08:26 PM
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Sorry for the fuck up. I dunno what happened.
10-12-2016, 08:27 PM
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J, good to hear from you. Here's to hoping you get to enjoy your visit as much as possible. It's always nice to catch up with family.
And I'm sure there will be 4 lovely ladies for you, when you get back. Yep, including the 2 in the garage
And I'm sure there will be 4 lovely ladies for you, when you get back. Yep, including the 2 in the garage
10-12-2016, 08:28 PM
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10-12-2016, 08:30 PM
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I was wondering why my ear was hurting...