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Old 10-10-2016, 11:43 PM
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#triggggggggggggeeeeeerrrrrrrrddddddddd

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Illuminati?

Did J sell blue yet?
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Old 10-10-2016, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Want to start a pot business?

I can use an accountant.
As long as the pots are made from ethically sourced red clay and are fired using responsible and renewable energy sources and a portion of the proceeds from each sale go to offsetting the carbon emissions footprint generated in thier manufacturing, I'm on board. But I must insist that the business is owned and managed by a minority female (and not just a female identifying cis-, unless they are a post op cis-trans femyle who previously identified as a non-human organic plant), preferably with a 50% or greater disability.

Otherwise, I'm afraid that your "pot business" would just be catering to the throbbing cock oppressors. And that's not something I can support.
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I got the flu shot today, I going to die.
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So I've thought about just wiping out my savings and flipping that money to buy codine... my whole 97 cents... die while trying!
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Old 10-11-2016, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
I got the flu shot today, I going to die.


No, Flippy! That's how the government tracks you! The inject the tracking bugs with the flu shot syrum.

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Shit... well I guess I can't leave... I'm stuck.
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Time to go to bed I guess. I've been on vacation for the past week and have to be up at 3:30...
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Wake-y wake-y, hands off snake-y!

Where am aeveryone?
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Old 10-11-2016, 09:24 AM
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man i think i caught what flippy has
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Old 10-11-2016, 09:27 AM
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Jawknee, you ditched your girl and got a white chick?

Did you lure her in with pumpkin spice jizzatinos and uggly boots?
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Old 10-11-2016, 09:28 AM
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Did you get sick in the back seat of your Rover which you cannot afford?
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I wish !


i'd love to marry her for looks only to have her leave me for an older richer guy in 10 years after taking half my life's savings.




cough/congestion crap
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Old 10-11-2016, 09:29 AM
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Sounds like someone needs penis-ill-in.
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Old 10-11-2016, 09:31 AM
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Did you get sick in the back seat of your Rover which you cannot afford?



no but i did get a Camaro SS as a rental this week..


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Old 10-11-2016, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
I wish !


i'd love to marry her for looks only to have her leave me for an older richer guy in 10 years after taking half my life's savings.




cough/congestion crap
You Dummy. That's why you knock them up with like six kids... They can't leave if you have kids. Only you can leave then.
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Sounds like someone needs penis-all-in.


it's always all in for me..
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Old 10-11-2016, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
You Dummy. That's why you knock them up with like six kids... They can't leave if you have kids. Only you can leave then.

but then wouldn't i buy stuck with child support/alimony?


or are you saying just knock her up without marrying her?!?
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Old 10-11-2016, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Sounds like someone needs penis-ill-in.


Everyone get in line, Majofo's dispensary for penisillin injections is open for business

Originally Posted by thoiboi


no but i did get a Camaro SS as a rental this week..

That's a V6 Camaro with an SS badge.. so they can charge you more.
Nice try dick bike.
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
You Dummy. That's why you knock them up with like six kids... They can't leave if you have kids. Only you can leave then.
Frank!?
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How is the Camaro Jawknee? i have seen a few lately which i think look decent. my 3 year old loves them. Those and Jeeps are his favorites at the moment such an American!

Maj, which of your kids do you love more, a la Sophies Choice?
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Alterboy.

Been nice knowing you.
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I love all of you equally.. you all get 110% of dis dik
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Originally Posted by UlsterBoy13
How is the Camaro Jawknee? i have seen a few lately which i think look decent. my 3 year old loves them. Those and Jeeps are his favorites at the moment such an American!
At first, I was given a Ford Fusion, at least supposedly.. I went to my space and there was a Nissan Pathfinder in the spot.. So then i had to go to the counter and talk to the girl and she offered me a free upgrade.. Camaro vs. Mustang.. I am not a fan of the Mustangs they have so opted for the Camaro, had no idea she gave me the SS.. it's pretty sweet TBH.
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Everyone get in line, Majofo's dispensary for penisillin injections is open for business




That's a V6 Camaro with an SS badge.. so they can charge you more.
Nice try dick bike.

Iuno.. the Trip meter has V8 and when i coast, it cuts off and shows V4..

also i popped the hood and found one of these :

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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Alterboy.

Been nice knowing you.
why where am i going??
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Originally Posted by UlsterBoy13
How is the Camaro Jawknee? i have seen a few lately which i think look decent. my 3 year old loves them. Those and Jeeps are his favorites at the moment such an American!
let me correct this....his ALL TIME Favorite is a Lamborghini LM002, but the chances of ever seeing one of those on the road......0.0000001%
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Originally Posted by UlsterBoy13
why where am i going??
You going to get a shot
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I love all of you equally.. you all get 110% of dis dik
Even me?!

Thanks, man!!!!
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
At first, I was given a Ford Fusion, at least supposedly.. I went to my space and there was a Nissan Pathfinder in the spot.. So then i had to go to the counter and talk to the girl and she offered me a free upgrade.. Camaro vs. Mustang.. I am not a fan of the Mustangs they have so opted for the Camaro, had no idea she gave me the SS.. it's pretty sweet TBH.



Iuno.. the Trip meter has V8 and when i coast, it cuts off and shows V4..

also i popped the hood and found one of these :

He wasn't serious, Jawknee

Becareful with that V8 power though... the sodium content is extremely high and can results in cardiovascular problems if not kept in line.
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Canadians only get 34.5% dik after the conversion from imperial dik to metric.

Metric dik.

Metdik.
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Originally Posted by UlsterBoy13
let me correct this....his ALL TIME Favorite is a Lamborghini LM002, but the chances of ever seeing one of those on the road......0.0000001%
The Lambo SUV is so gangster. Something tells me it's a massive piece of junk like anything Lambo built back in the day, but it looks awesome!!
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Canadians only get 34.5% dik after the conversion from imperial dik to metric.

Metric dik.

Metdik.
Ok, you guise need to get your convert-sions right. IF going from to the amount goes up. So really, I'm getting 167%
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Canadians only get 34.5% dik after the conversion from imperial dik to metric.

Metric dik.

Metdik.
used 100% meriderpuana
Never go 100%
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Old 10-11-2016, 11:21 AM
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Man, I love Lambos. If I were rich, I'd have one of these:



Now *that* is baller. Pull up to the club in that. Park where ever. *bling*
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Old 10-11-2016, 11:35 AM
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Does lambo still actually build tractors? I thought that was a thing of the past. While that thing does look gangster, I highly doubt it's real. If it is... Where do I sign?
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Afternoon ninja's

wut it dew
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
He wasn't serious, Jawknee

Becareful with that V8 power though... the sodium content is extremely high and can results in cardiovascular problems if not kept in line.

i wasn't serious either...


imagine having a v8 can in the hood
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Too much fucking sodium!!
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I bet you fucksticks like V8 Splash
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