The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
10-10-2016, 03:02 PM
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10-10-2016, 03:03 PM
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Only 100Mb internet connection too.. and conjugal visits every other day.
Might as well off yourself before the authorities come to respectfully escort you to jail behind an unlocked door.
Might as well off yourself before the authorities come to respectfully escort you to jail behind an unlocked door.
10-10-2016, 03:08 PM
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I actually spit up my coffee 
you forgot the mandatory weekly spa visits.
funny story. I was part of the consulting team when we did the maximum security prison expansion, here in town, about 4-5 years ago. It was a separate building from the existing ones.. You could see the inmates go out for their breaks. We weren't allowed to so much make eye contact with them, even though they were 50 yards away and behind two razor wire fences.
no cameras. No phones. Nothing electronic. I was like "fuckers, I need to do inspection reports. I need a fucking camera."
they allowed it eventually, but would look through every photo I took. No pics of guards. No pics of inmates. No pics of the existing buildings. Or they'd fuck you up.
you forgot the mandatory weekly spa visits.
funny story. I was part of the consulting team when we did the maximum security prison expansion, here in town, about 4-5 years ago. It was a separate building from the existing ones.. You could see the inmates go out for their breaks. We weren't allowed to so much make eye contact with them, even though they were 50 yards away and behind two razor wire fences.
no cameras. No phones. Nothing electronic. I was like "fuckers, I need to do inspection reports. I need a fucking camera."
they allowed it eventually, but would look through every photo I took. No pics of guards. No pics of inmates. No pics of the existing buildings. Or they'd fuck you up.
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10-10-2016, 03:10 PM
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Razors aren't sharp.. don't want an inmate to get cut.. they might sue.
10-10-2016, 03:13 PM
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the inmates looked fucking scary. They'd pass me around like currency if I was in that prison.
10-10-2016, 03:14 PM
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10-10-2016, 03:16 PM
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Probably wasn't even razor wire. More like responsibly sourced organic sheep's wool yarn.
I hear that over in maximum security, they don't even get Tim's coffee. It's Starbucks.
Fucking brutal.
I hear that over in maximum security, they don't even get Tim's coffee. It's Starbucks.
Fucking brutal.
10-10-2016, 03:19 PM
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I rather drink from the urinal
10-10-2016, 03:20 PM
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Have you had Tim Horton's? It's awful coffee. Well... Not bad.., but if you actually like coffee, you'll go anywhere else but Tims. It's the Budweiser of coffee. Just generic tasting.
People who go to Tims drink it mixed with a ton of cream and sugar. Bleh.
People who go to Tims drink it mixed with a ton of cream and sugar. Bleh.
10-10-2016, 03:20 PM
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10-10-2016, 03:21 PM
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Starbucks is the shit afterproduct of Tim Horton's after it's been used to wash down a urinal.. we're talking 1% here..
It's the Natty Lite of Coffee
It's the Natty Lite of Coffee
10-10-2016, 03:24 PM
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Do you have Second Cup in the US? It's pretty big here- not sure if it is a Canadian company or not.
Their 'Medium Paradiso' is one of my favourite roasts of any establishment.
Their 'Medium Paradiso' is one of my favourite roasts of any establishment.
10-10-2016, 03:29 PM
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sounds like less than 10%
10-10-2016, 03:29 PM
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amateur coffee drinkers
10-10-2016, 03:30 PM
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how much THC is in the coffee though?
10-10-2016, 03:33 PM
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He just said under 10%
10-10-2016, 03:33 PM
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Coffee is in the THC, not the other way around.. amateur.
10-10-2016, 03:35 PM
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Whaaaaaat?
10-10-2016, 03:36 PM
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10-10-2016, 03:37 PM
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10-10-2016, 03:43 PM
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I had a cup of Tim Horton coffee once.
Once.
And an ice cream bar. Because I'm an adult and I can do whatever the fuck I want for dinner.
Once.
And an ice cream bar. Because I'm an adult and I can do whatever the fuck I want for dinner.
10-10-2016, 03:55 PM
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Seeped balls in THC, ate ice cream
10-10-2016, 04:04 PM
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Or as they call it up north, a "Canadian blowjorb".
10-10-2016, 04:05 PM
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What do they call it up north when you shove the ice cream up your ass instead?
10-10-2016, 04:22 PM
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Isn't that an "Aussie Canuck"?
10-10-2016, 04:22 PM
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Aussie Can-Cuck?
10-10-2016, 04:22 PM
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Aw, see? Can cuck.
10-10-2016, 04:23 PM
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Shoving ice cream up ass != cuck.
10-10-2016, 05:20 PM
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What if we watch you shove the ice cream up your ass?
10-10-2016, 05:24 PM
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Eskimo cuck.
10-10-2016, 05:36 PM
Don't drop that thun thun thun.....
Ayyyyyyyy
Ayyyyyyyy
10-10-2016, 06:43 PM
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Fuuuuu...
Just finished my homework. Had to write a business plan for a hypothetical business. So I just tooked żel jeff-eh?'s weeeeed selling idea and made it make sense.
Already got $500k in startup (seed funding, if you will) from the bank because of it.
I can't wait to imaging żel jeff-eh?'s face all wrinkled up and pissed off when he realizes an A-sian once again beat him out for some shit he thinks he's #1 Boss of the north aboot.
Take that biatch! Gettin' head and gettin' ahead without even tryin'. Bitch if I was Fifty Cent I'd drop an album and just call it "Get Rich or,Die Trying nah Not Even Really Tryin'"
Next I'm drinking beer that none of you have even heard aboot. It's pure hops. 145% pure TH*C.
*The "H" is for hops ya dingus.
Just finished my homework. Had to write a business plan for a hypothetical business. So I just tooked żel jeff-eh?'s weeeeed selling idea and made it make sense.
Already got $500k in startup (seed funding, if you will) from the bank because of it.
I can't wait to imaging żel jeff-eh?'s face all wrinkled up and pissed off when he realizes an A-sian once again beat him out for some shit he thinks he's #1 Boss of the north aboot.
Take that biatch! Gettin' head and gettin' ahead without even tryin'. Bitch if I was Fifty Cent I'd drop an album and just call it "Get Rich or,
Next I'm drinking beer that none of you have even heard aboot. It's pure hops. 145% pure TH*C.
*The "H" is for hops ya dingus.
10-10-2016, 08:34 PM
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Total Hops Content.
It's so hoppy it violates the laws of physics.
It's so hoppy it violates the laws of physics.
10-10-2016, 08:53 PM
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Wait... you're A-sian?
I thought you're white. As white as the skin between my untanned butt cheeks. Dafuq.
I thought you're white. As white as the skin between my untanned butt cheeks. Dafuq.
10-10-2016, 08:54 PM
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If you're A-sian, we are no longer friends. Give me back all the dick pics I PM'd you.
10-10-2016, 08:59 PM
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Asian where it matters, if you know what I mean.
(I can math like a motherfucka)
(I can math like a motherfucka)
10-10-2016, 09:12 PM
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Want to start a pot business?
I can use an accountant.
I can use an accountant.
10-10-2016, 11:23 PM
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klondike bar
DIKE BAR
DIKE
BRA
DIK
#triggered
DIKE BAR
DIKE
BRA
DIK
#triggered
10-10-2016, 11:27 PM
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A DIKE BAR full of DIKEs and BRAs and no DIKs
#illiterate cernfirmed
#illiterate cernfirmed
10-10-2016, 11:39 PM
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What would you do-ooh-oooh?...
... For dis dik?
... For dis dik?
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