The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
10-12-2016, 08:54 AM
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I want to kick Matt Farah in the balls and then laugh about it with him like we're bros.. good one brah! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! 
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10-12-2016, 09:01 AM
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It's PRANKS BRO! It's PRANKS! HAAAAAAAAAA!!!
10-12-2016, 09:04 AM
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I kinda like watching Matt Farah on video.
Because deep down inside, next to where my heart would be and whatever the hell cockles are, I kinda want to do mini documentary videos on trivial day to day shit to post on Youtube for like, LITERALLY, tens of views.
And watching his stuff... well, it gives me hope that I might be able to pull it off.
I just wonder who I need to fellate to get those 10 viewers though.
Because deep down inside, next to where my heart would be and whatever the hell cockles are, I kinda want to do mini documentary videos on trivial day to day shit to post on Youtube for like, LITERALLY, tens of views.
And watching his stuff... well, it gives me hope that I might be able to pull it off.
I just wonder who I need to fellate to get those 10 viewers though.
10-12-2016, 09:08 AM
if Matt Farah is the fuck with no personality, then yes...I want to kick him in his balls too
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10-12-2016, 09:13 AM
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10-12-2016, 09:29 AM
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C'mon guests!!!
Like and suscribe!?!
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10-12-2016, 09:38 AM
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OsKar (Justn) Meyer Weiner.. why are you running 235s up front and 245s on the rear. I'll los locos you.
Also why the hell are you daily driving an electric car..
A nice exhaust setup sounds super fucking bad ass in a parking structure, fuck yeah it's cool. (America!)
And to answer Dick Farah's question about the steering.. it's hydraulic, underdriven, and stretched. I think it's good.
That's why it feels super heavy at low revs and low speeds but super responsive otherwise.
When he's mid-corner he's off the throttle.. hence, feels heavier.
Fluids (cringeeeeee)
Matt: There is a delay of game in the gearbox
OsK: I'm running OEM fluids so..
Matt: So if you change the fluid does that make a big difference?
OsK: People have been saying Andy changes out the 3rd and 4th gear pressure switches
(happygilmorederp.png)
Talking about the suspension (must watch: 8:50)
Matt: It's nice and soft, it doesn't feel too stiff to me..
OsK: Koni yellows are rebound adjustment (polishing a pole hand gestures)
OsK; 2 turns I started bouncing on my seat, too stiff (more pole polishing gestures)
OsK: 1/2 turn it was too floppy (floppy pole polishing gestures)
Matt still talking shit about Andy's TL
Matt: That TL was nutty
Matt: That was a real engine in that thing (It's the stock block you fuck!)
Final comments
Matt: Thanks for letting me have a go.. It doesn't rub, it doesn't bounce, you're golden man
If he's experiencing steering wheel shake when braking.. warped rotors. If he's just trying to say it's heavy.. refer to exhibit A.
And it's 286 hp stock to the crank.. 270 is the non type-s.. #ua7squadmembershiprevoked
Also why the hell are you daily driving an electric car..
A nice exhaust setup sounds super fucking bad ass in a parking structure, fuck yeah it's cool. (America!)
And to answer Dick Farah's question about the steering.. it's hydraulic, underdriven, and stretched. I think it's good.
That's why it feels super heavy at low revs and low speeds but super responsive otherwise.
When he's mid-corner he's off the throttle.. hence, feels heavier.
Fluids (cringeeeeee)
Matt: There is a delay of game in the gearbox
OsK: I'm running OEM fluids so..
Matt: So if you change the fluid does that make a big difference?
OsK: People have been saying Andy changes out the 3rd and 4th gear pressure switches
(happygilmorederp.png)
Talking about the suspension (must watch: 8:50)
Matt: It's nice and soft, it doesn't feel too stiff to me..
OsK: Koni yellows are rebound adjustment (polishing a pole hand gestures)
OsK; 2 turns I started bouncing on my seat, too stiff (more pole polishing gestures)
OsK: 1/2 turn it was too floppy (floppy pole polishing gestures)
Matt still talking shit about Andy's TL
Matt: That TL was nutty
Matt: That was a real engine in that thing (It's the stock block you fuck!)
Final comments
Matt: Thanks for letting me have a go.. It doesn't rub, it doesn't bounce, you're golden man
If he's experiencing steering wheel shake when braking.. warped rotors. If he's just trying to say it's heavy.. refer to exhibit A.
And it's 286 hp stock to the crank.. 270 is the non type-s.. #ua7squadmembershiprevoked
10-12-2016, 09:42 AM
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And this has been another episode of Maj's Fact-Checking Marathon! Tune in next week guys! 
10-12-2016, 09:42 AM
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I daily drive a Chevy Spark EV.
I smoke WRX's 0-30 come holla @ ya boi. Two on my kill list.
LOL....electric cars are so fun. Instantaneous torque, all the power you need when you want it. It's fun for zipping through traffic if you need to change lanes or need to suddenly overtake someone going 30-40mph. I swear I've made some big V8's do a double take when they see this silent little car haul ass past them.
Basically it's the fastest electric car in its class. The i3 is quicker though, but also more expensive.
I smoke WRX's 0-30 come holla @ ya boi. Two on my kill list.
LOL....electric cars are so fun. Instantaneous torque, all the power you need when you want it. It's fun for zipping through traffic if you need to change lanes or need to suddenly overtake someone going 30-40mph. I swear I've made some big V8's do a double take when they see this silent little car haul ass past them.
Basically it's the fastest electric car in its class. The i3 is quicker though, but also more expensive.
I'm 10 years old, but I'll beat your ass for this post
10-12-2016, 09:44 AM
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10-12-2016, 09:45 AM
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Next up, chin checking.
10-12-2016, 09:45 AM
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Wait, did that sound wacist?
I meant chin like chinny-chin-chin, not like Chinny-Chin-Chin.
I meant chin like chinny-chin-chin, not like Chinny-Chin-Chin.
10-12-2016, 09:46 AM
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Oh dear. Self Reported. 
10-12-2016, 09:46 AM
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10-12-2016, 09:48 AM
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Yo mama so fat she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book
Fuck tha Poleezzze!
Fuck tha Poleezzze!
10-12-2016, 09:54 AM
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10-12-2016, 09:55 AM
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you guys are scaring me
10-12-2016, 10:02 AM
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10-12-2016, 10:12 AM
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https://acurazine.com/forums/3g-tl-p...istons-950432/
I lol'd at "price is not an issue"
21 year old kid 
I'm resisting
I lol'd at "price is not an issue"
21 year old kid I'm resisting
10-12-2016, 10:15 AM
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Why is that so crazy? I've known enough people at 21 that had money 
That's not saying they were smart with it. And it may not have even been their money (bank of mommy and daddy), but you never know.
That's not saying they were smart with it. And it may not have even been their money (bank of mommy and daddy), but you never know.
10-12-2016, 10:19 AM
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I'm not saying 21 + money is the issue, i'm poking fun at the fact that these threads have always come up with the 'money is not an issue moniker' and then when they see the actual numbers, say shit like, 'oh...i wasn't expecting that much' or they complain about shit like, "what $1,000 for a timing belt job?!?!"
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10-12-2016, 10:22 AM
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Bros, I want to spend 50k on my car.
What do you mean I have to do 2k in maintenance first? Fuggit, I'm out.
What do you mean I have to do 2k in maintenance first? Fuggit, I'm out.
10-12-2016, 10:24 AM
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"Money is not an issue" is like the default claim by all paper racers.
Bruh, I can just grind some more races in FOrza4 or Grand Toureesmo and get enuff to swap heads. LMK.
Bruh, I can just grind some more races in FOrza4 or Grand Toureesmo and get enuff to swap heads. LMK.
10-12-2016, 10:30 AM
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10-12-2016, 10:40 AM
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If money wasn't an issue, he wouldn't have bought a POS.
Report me, IDGAF!
Report me, IDGAF!
10-12-2016, 10:48 AM
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He should swap in a Skylyne RBTDE26TITTY motor if money is no problem. I hear those come with uprated pisstons from the factory.
10-12-2016, 11:03 AM
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Money is no problem
Mom!!!
Mom!!!
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Guize, I can't upgrade my pistons anymore. My mom is being a real B-word about it right now.
How much does nawzz cost?
How much does nawzz cost?
10-12-2016, 11:31 AM
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10-12-2016, 11:36 AM
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In terms of actual car modding, this forum makes me sad. When I joined, there was still some shit happening with the TL. Not much, but some. In the last 12 months, this place has officially gone Honda-Tech. I can't believe how badly the 3G platform has sunk... to the point of pure wtf.
What's even sadder is the complete lack of anything for the TLX, RLX, ILX, RDX and MDX. Nothing happens anymore besides one of three things:
1. Everyone talking about how shitty these cars are
2. People justifying their new shitty cars
3. OEM kit, wheels and mild drop = mega modded.
10-12-2016, 11:43 AM
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10-12-2016, 12:30 PM
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Reps cuhhh
10-12-2016, 12:43 PM
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Fuck you Canada.. Drake is everything that's wrong with America..
The pussification of our society and turning the set into a bunch of androgynous gender queers is all because of Drake..
Make America Great Again! ..Deport Drake, build huge fucking wall, and make Canada pay for it, 'eh
Also Bieber..
The pussification of our society and turning the set into a bunch of androgynous gender queers is all because of Drake..
Make America Great Again! ..Deport Drake, build huge fucking wall, and make Canada pay for it, 'eh
Also Bieber..
10-12-2016, 12:48 PM
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Cleveland Sucks! Ohio!
10-12-2016, 12:52 PM
OsKar (Justn) Meyer Weiner.. why are you running 235s up front and 245s on the rear. I'll los locos you.
Also why the hell are you daily driving an electric car..
A nice exhaust setup sounds super fucking bad ass in a parking structure, fuck yeah it's cool. (America!)
And to answer Dick Farah's question about the steering.. it's hydraulic, underdriven, and stretched. I think it's good.
That's why it feels super heavy at low revs and low speeds but super responsive otherwise.
When he's mid-corner he's off the throttle.. hence, feels heavier.
Fluids (cringeeeeee)
Matt: There is a delay of game in the gearbox
OsK: I'm running OEM fluids so..
Matt: So if you change the fluid does that make a big difference?
OsK: People have been saying Andy changes out the 3rd and 4th gear pressure switches
(happygilmorederp.png)
Talking about the suspension (must watch: 8:50)
Matt: It's nice and soft, it doesn't feel too stiff to me..
OsK: Koni yellows are rebound adjustment (polishing a pole hand gestures)
OsK; 2 turns I started bouncing on my seat, too stiff (more pole polishing gestures)
OsK: 1/2 turn it was too floppy (floppy pole polishing gestures)
Matt still talking shit about Andy's TL
Matt: That TL was nutty
Matt: That was a real engine in that thing (It's the stock block you fuck!)
Final comments
Matt: Thanks for letting me have a go.. It doesn't rub, it doesn't bounce, you're golden man
If he's experiencing steering wheel shake when braking.. warped rotors. If he's just trying to say it's heavy.. refer to exhibit A.
And it's 286 hp stock to the crank.. 270 is the non type-s.. #ua7squadmembershiprevoked
Also why the hell are you daily driving an electric car..
A nice exhaust setup sounds super fucking bad ass in a parking structure, fuck yeah it's cool. (America!)
And to answer Dick Farah's question about the steering.. it's hydraulic, underdriven, and stretched. I think it's good.
That's why it feels super heavy at low revs and low speeds but super responsive otherwise.
When he's mid-corner he's off the throttle.. hence, feels heavier.
Fluids (cringeeeeee)
Matt: There is a delay of game in the gearbox
OsK: I'm running OEM fluids so..
Matt: So if you change the fluid does that make a big difference?
OsK: People have been saying Andy changes out the 3rd and 4th gear pressure switches
(happygilmorederp.png)
Talking about the suspension (must watch: 8:50)
Matt: It's nice and soft, it doesn't feel too stiff to me..
OsK: Koni yellows are rebound adjustment (polishing a pole hand gestures)
OsK; 2 turns I started bouncing on my seat, too stiff (more pole polishing gestures)
OsK: 1/2 turn it was too floppy (floppy pole polishing gestures)
Matt still talking shit about Andy's TL
Matt: That TL was nutty
Matt: That was a real engine in that thing (It's the stock block you fuck!)
Final comments
Matt: Thanks for letting me have a go.. It doesn't rub, it doesn't bounce, you're golden man
If he's experiencing steering wheel shake when braking.. warped rotors. If he's just trying to say it's heavy.. refer to exhibit A.
And it's 286 hp stock to the crank.. 270 is the non type-s.. #ua7squadmembershiprevoked
Yeah I also occasionally rev my shit in tunnels/parking structures. That q50 i was talking about was doing it excessively (like 10+ times), so I got annoyed. I never do it more than TWICEEEEEEEEE, maybe thrice. lel.
But yeah he's just saying it gets heavy.
10-12-2016, 12:55 PM
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I would have totally told him that the reason I only have one hand is from a bad case of nubtitus by strong arming it too much as a child..
Then did a PSA in front of the camera.. Kids, jack off with both hands.
Then he'd been totally fucked because.. one take.
Then did a PSA in front of the camera.. Kids, jack off with both hands.
Then he'd been totally fucked because.. one take.
10-12-2016, 12:58 PM
1v1 me irl m8, after we both take 500mg of Viagra. we can sword fight bb.
are you okay? lel majofo u crazy bruh
are you okay? lel majofo u crazy bruh