thoiboi

Anyway... Enough shitty R&P talk



How's that job coming along

cu2wagon

Austin

thoiboi

Fixed

Oh Sickest TL

iTrader: (3)

well there was 2 positions. One of my buddies works there and I ran into him the other day.. He said they hired one person and are still figuring out who to hire for the other spot. He said they are bad for taking a long time for the hiring process.

The one person they did hire is some immigrant korean bitch Jung-Mi lol, she was one of my class mates, she's got no work experience, has never worked a job before anywhere let alone in Canada, and she was totally fucking clueless when it came to doing hands on lab work and she's also very slow at doing lab work and this job is a fast paced environment but she's crazy book smart. My buddy said he specifically told management not to hire her because she sucks but they did anyway. So ya Im kinda pissed off about that.

I figure the company is trying to make themselves look good.. You know... DIVERSITY

Majofo

thoiboi

Probably sucked dick better than you... I told you you need to practice


Listen to uncle Jawknee... Ask taco for lessons

thoiboi

And best of luck for the 2nd (doggy) position.

Just get on your hands and knees and tell them you're willing to do what others won't.


Companies love go-getters

Oh Sickest TL

iTrader: (3)

she can barely speak english FFS

Majofo

shut the hell up fuckboi.. shouldn't you be looking for a Jay Oh Bee?

TacoBello

Find the HR person and fuck them up real bad in a dark back alley. And by "fuck them up real bad", I'm reffering to the Canadian way- start apologizing profusely and beg them to consider you for the position and promise them you'll bring maple syzurp for errrbody.

thoiboi

You don't need to speak english to suck dick...


And with a mouthful of balls in your mouth , i bet you'd sound Korean too

Oh Sickest TL

iTrader: (3)

thats what I'm tryna do here fooo

Oh Sickest TL

iTrader: (3)

Im actually going to apply at the local Honda dealer as a service advisor temporarily until I can find something in my field. I needs monies badly

TacoBello

You can make a killing working at a dealership. Like, enough money to make you want to wipe your ass with the engineering degree. As a service advisor, you won't make a killing... But work your way up. A friend of mine that is now looking to buy his 2nd and 3rd dealerships told me to hop around from dealer to dealer. This coming from a guy who barely finished grade 12, started as a salesman, and now rakes in more money per month, than I do per year.

Don't stay loyal to them. You owe them nothing. If a higher position opens at another dealership, jump on it. It's a greasy business, but when you're making 400k as a sales manager, all of that starts to slip away.

Majofo

Lot of things make sense now..

Majofo

fuckboi on that 99% thseaa..
I was gun make that big paycheck.. but then I got high.. lalalalalalaaaaa

Majofo

poor guy is reaching out..
trying to make friends elsewhere..
same shit different board..

TacoBello

Isn't it possible to get a penis enlargement, as opposed to random dudes nailing his SO? If it works for him and they're happy, so be it. Just seems like there are other methods around it

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

my girl titties are too small, can we fuck other ppl while still seeing each other?

TacoBello

Only if she gets to watch

UlsterBoy13

u have girl titties Justin??

Majofo

she gets to suck da titties first, you know, too feel fem and still be involved.. get her started, for your benefit of course.

Majofo

He meant his girl's titties..
He does have soft innies tho.. they don't have no color in dem tho..

TacoBello

So are penis enlargements an actual thing? I could've sworn I heard something about it, many years ago. No idea how it happens, but I thought they were talking about how a good portion of your wang is inside your body (no, not that way inside your body). I think they somehow would pull it out from the inside, to the outside. You can't make your dick another 12 inches long, but at least a couple inches I thought. I dunno.

It doesn't really matter how long the shaft is anyway. Chicks want girth, not extra length. Though I can see 2" being a bit too short... Maybe 4" could do the trick?

Im gonna call Dr. Oz and find out. I trust that guy with everything.

Majofo

Tha Arreola!!.. suck on dem like... dey was nice.. but then I got high

Majofo

Taco really tryna look dis shit up..

I heard they just did a penis swap..

Taco gonna come home one day like Justn doing black dick..
except his dick looking like frankenstein.. black frankenstein..

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

my blackness came out.
yes, my girl's titties.

or in ebonics

mah gal titties be like pancakes. pancake tities

Majofo

your blackness came out.. where, I don't see it

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

holdin it dinnne cuhhhz

Majofo

Shit Taco.. there's hope for you!

Canadian Man Receives Horse Penis Transplant

Majofo

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Majofo

crack the code

TacoBello

Cuckold is the answer. Mystery solved

TacoBello

I'm uh... asking for uh.. a friend. Yeah, that's it

Majofo

CTRL-F: 9 [enter]
code breaker

Majofo

introspective melancholy time:

cu2wagon

When I did my rotation to become a back alley "doctor" we learned about those embiggening surgeries.

The primary method is to go in and detach the muscles and tendon-y bits that hold the top part of the hot dog to the pelvic bone. That way the sausauge can go out laterally from the body further.

The down side is that it no longer stands up on its own; it's all floppy at the ground level even though the sky skraper has a couple extra floors. Imagine if you will, a baguette in that paper bag it comes in. Normally, even if you have a short loaf, you can grab it at one end and it'll stand straight up. (before embiggenment surgery).

Now, break off one end of the loaf and keep it in the bag. Grab that broken off end through the bag and try to hold the rest of the loaf up. See how if flops all around even though it's all stiff? (that's the after embiggenment surgury).

So yeah, you can get a longer stiff part, but you'll need crutches to use it.

Or you can just find a "new bull" to absolutely destroy your girl while you sit in the corner and post on 34chang.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Well, I swore no shutters...
now our house is fully shuttered, save for one door to the rear ()
Previous owner stucco'd over the anchors, for some reason...so, um, okay.
Got one feeder band come across, probably 40 mph and g'damn you gotta respect mother nature.

Our county is shut down as of 3pm today. I'm hoping everyone further North fares well.
Also having trouble charging my phone. Glad I don't need it or anything.

Majofo

you can either be the bitch or the bully ninja
you must be the bitch
because we the bullies ninja

Majofo

J's backdoor is always moist and takes a pounding