The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
10-05-2016, 10:17 AM
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They just filled your saguaro cactus cup up with mixer and then whispered "tequila" to it and brought it out to you. The only alcohol in it was whatever doesn't get washed out when they run it through the glass cleaner.
Probably got more alcohol from the sanitizer than from a spirits bottle.
You should feel bad, not because you had to much to drink, but because you're terrible at drinking. That's what should make you ill.
Disgraceful.
Probably got more alcohol from the sanitizer than from a spirits bottle.
You should feel bad, not because you had to much to drink, but because you're terrible at drinking. That's what should make you ill.
Disgraceful.
10-05-2016, 10:20 AM
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10-05-2016, 10:36 AM
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They just filled your saguaro cactus cup up with mixer and then whispered "tequila" to it and brought it out to you. The only alcohol in it was whatever doesn't get washed out when they run it through the glass cleaner.
Probably got more alcohol from the sanitizer than from a spirits bottle.
You should feel bad, not because you had too much to drink, but because you're terrible at drinking. That's what should make you ill.
Disgraceful.
Probably got more alcohol from the sanitizer than from a spirits bottle.
You should feel bad, not because you had too much to drink, but because you're terrible at drinking. That's what should make you ill.
Disgraceful.
10-05-2016, 10:55 AM
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That's exactly what I said to my coworkers this morning..
So sounds like the culprit is that I just didn't drink enough
10-05-2016, 10:56 AM
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10-05-2016, 11:07 AM
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10-05-2016, 11:14 AM
who broke it?
10-05-2016, 11:16 AM
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Who breaking the internet
10-05-2016, 11:19 AM
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10-05-2016, 11:22 AM
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It's probably because of the duplicate 
smilies in the list.
But noooo ooooone believes me.
Dummies.
smilies in the list.But noooo ooooone believes me.
Dummies.
10-05-2016, 11:24 AM
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10-05-2016, 11:35 AM
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10-05-2016, 11:35 AM
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Cuz...indeed, some of those hawt ones should indeed feel me. And show me the other side of...language.
10-05-2016, 11:36 AM
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Show her my Shakespeare. And my Victor Hugo.
10-05-2016, 11:36 AM
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Give her something to Scarlet Letter about. 
10-05-2016, 11:37 AM
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And of course, really flex my Dickens.
10-05-2016, 11:37 AM
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I love it when you get explicit, Yummy!
10-05-2016, 11:38 AM
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lets all go watch this together fellas!!
10-05-2016, 11:39 AM
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10-05-2016, 11:39 AM
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...in a 
accent.
accent.
10-05-2016, 11:41 AM
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Did Justn do black penis tho?
10-05-2016, 11:42 AM
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10-05-2016, 11:44 AM
you know I can hear y'all right?
10-05-2016, 11:46 AM
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10-05-2016, 11:47 AM
text to speech!
10-05-2016, 11:48 AM
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10-05-2016, 11:49 AM
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Text to speech this: Cothagan othagi hothagave yothagour nothagumbothager?
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10-05-2016, 11:52 AM
10-05-2016, 11:57 AM
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10-05-2016, 12:17 PM
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10-05-2016, 12:18 PM
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Love this part:
According to Conroe Police Lt. Dorcy McGinnis, four males dressed in all black entered Jeff's Jewelry around lunchtime and demanded jewelry, purses and other items. They opened fire on the store employees and customers, with at least three store workers firing back.
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10-05-2016, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Did Justn do black penis tho?
Strap on
10-05-2016, 12:23 PM
Texas motherfucker, that's where I STAY
10-05-2016, 12:41 PM
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10-05-2016, 12:50 PM
No it doesn't?
Or No you don't know?
Or No you don't know?
10-05-2016, 12:51 PM
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I think he's saying it tastes like lickocock
10-05-2016, 12:58 PM
my boss is getting on my nerves with his lack of communication...
last email was at 9 talkin bout early release to go prep home...nothing since, didn't answer my call 3 hours ago...
I'm like fk it, headed back to the yard and heading home. He knows where to find me.
Not to mention not one update email to the network techs about when we need to be "on" and what to expect or plan for.
So busy planning they forget the communication aspect internally.
last email was at 9 talkin bout early release to go prep home...nothing since, didn't answer my call 3 hours ago...
I'm like fk it, headed back to the yard and heading home. He knows where to find me.
Not to mention not one update email to the network techs about when we need to be "on" and what to expect or plan for.
So busy planning they forget the communication aspect internally.
10-05-2016, 01:01 PM
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That movie seems like Taco's wet dream. A 370Z *AND* Drake soundtrack?
I bet he nutted.
I bet he nutted.
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