rockstar143

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If I had to guess, probably 50 of them?
Those are all neighbors, Adam!
Johnny...the beer cheese was good, but that wine mustard or whatever it was...wow.
Last time I went to WOB there was no food!

cu2wagon

Look at the first pic with Ms. Fat Booty...

Right in the foreground is a u-shaped tap, maybe two handles.

At World of Beer, they have every beer ("in the wuuurld" /Clarkson), but they all get mixed together into one tap.

It's not called "World of Beers", it's called "World of Beer", singular.

rockstar143

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They actually did have this huge curved thingy that was infused with white wheat beer and a bunch of fruits.
I stuck with the first one I liked the taste of that we cunt get locally. I'm boring.

thoiboi

More like World of Queers amirite....

rockstar143

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I guess...
lately, it feels like we've gone to the other extreme of just trying to outwit and outprick each other and we don't have any actual real dialogue.
Oh well.

thoiboi

Stupid mods ruined everything

rockstar143

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cu2wagon

So, just FYI, if anyone was wondering... Frontier Communications, the ISP, can bite a big fat stinky one.

Some months back, Verizon ISP sold off their backbone in my area to this Bag of Feces known as Frontier. Now, as far as I can tell, all that really happened is the nameplate on the building and who cashes my (metaphorical) checks was changed. The same infrastructure is still there etc.

But for some reason, whereas Verizon had a nearly 100% up time, except for very major weather related disruptions (and even then I think it was probably more with not having power to drive the router vs. the internet not actually getting to my house), Bag of Feces can't seem to keep a stable signal going to my house for a whole week.

I've been down for going on 18 hours now; as have my neighbors, and from what I can tell by looking online (on my phone, natch), most if not all of the Houston metro-sprawl is fucked too.

So good going Frontier Communications! Giant pieces of shit.

Oh, and the real kicker? The ONLY other option I have is Comcast Xfinity. Which IMO, is worse than being sodomized by a red hot telephone pole.

I have essays to grade and so I need to go into the office on the weekend, whereas I should be on the couch with a Lite Beer being productive. Now I'm sitting in the dark, AC-off, weekend mode office drinking 2 day old coffee I left in the pot on Friday.

Thanks Frontier! GFY!

cu2wagon

How's that for real dialogue, DeerMeat?

rockstar143

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That's a real conversation...
a sprinkle of emotion, and an abundance of expletive.
I expect you to continue this trend.

I'm surprised you don't have some COX you can turn to, as an alternative!
Any chance you can submit a complaint to the FCC via online form to get some satisfaction, Joe?

thoiboi

Hey at least you get FIOS!!


When it works

cu2wagon

I had COX in Phoenix, and I loved it!

I was sad when we moved to Houston and I couldn't get COX anymore. Literally the only service in my area is Verizon Fron-cuck-tier or Xfin-we-are-satan-ity. Or like some sort of oddball satellite service like I'm living on a Kansas farm in 1992 and have beaucoup bucks to burn.

I have no idea. I really think it is a matter of rock or hard place. FCC don't care. Fron-cockgobbler-tier can just claim "acts of god" for it being down and "they're working to repair" and I bet that's the end of it.

Meh, I mean, I guess I might just need to figure out how to tether to my phone and then just rock everything on 4G.

I'm just wired because this old coffee (french press, so the grinds have infused to like mega-espresso++ level now) is making my heart pump like a meth'd out chimp.

cu2wagon

DSL.

cu2wagon

Verizon kept teasing fiber was coming to our area... But nope.

cu2wagon

Well, I did what I needed to do. I'm gonna go jitter out to meet the fam for lunch and then home to do non-internet related stuff.

PS. Frontier Communications == cuck.

rockstar143

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enjoy your Sunday, man.
Water level in the canal is awesomely high...thinking about kayaking in a bit. Makes it so much easier when I don't have to drop in to 2 foot plus off the dock and step in muck.

thoiboi

WHAT?!

Eff that... Download a tethering app or root your phone to activate tethering!

cu2wagon

All hail satan! The goat slaughter was successful and now the internet flows free within my house.

For now.

Majofo

He's the artist formally known as Mos Def numb nuts

Mz Phat Bootayy definitely a classic.. das why you don't try to cuff a ho..
cuz a ho gun ho and eat the kitty.. coulda been 50/50..

Now Kalifornia and Umi says are my joints cuhh
Black on Both Sides is a great LP, commercial hit then totally went SAG (deez nuts)..

Did you offer homegirl to suck yo nutz?? Probably not.. She might have though, if not for those cockblockeers you were with..
who throws the bird anymore.. I'm down with homegirl.. dueces.. let me see yo dueces.

Majofo

All ISPs can suck my diiiiiickkkkkkkk

Majofo

cu2wagon

More real talk for DeerMeat:

One of the thing on my to-do list for today was to take down the inflatable pumpkin that's been on my lawn for a few weeks (totally not my idea to buy that thing, but not a battle I wanted to pick).

Last year, it rained a lot in October so when I went to take it down, water was literally pouring out of it. I had it running in my garage for over a week trying to dry it out.

This year, it's been dry AF (and it shows, no YOTM here) so I just wanted to set it up on the concrete patio to air out for a day or two before packing it away. So that's what I did this morning.

Fast forward to when I'm eating a salad at Hooters with the family this noon, and it starts raining. FFS. No way I can get home from the other side of town before the damage is done...Blowup pumpkin is soaked.

Majofo

FuckJoe and crew.. had a new braunfels brewery dunkelweisen sour black ale.. was totally uninteresting, but easy to drink and a strong sour.. less than 6% ABV.. drank whole bottle, didn't feel shit.
Good pairing beer, but I'd rather drink wine. Anways, wife got me a bottle of JK Figlet.. has that fucker Franklin on the bottle. Going to drink it tonight.. not sure with what, but looking forward to it..

cu2wagon

And maj, you know that was intentional.

EDIT: the cocks, that is.

Majofo

<<<------ WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!?
I still can't believe I'm a fucking moderator

I went to that shitbrains thread, wanted to thrash him but all the fucktards in there sucking his D including J and CL.
Fucking guy is building a death trap. Anyways, was like.. I'm a fucking mod, chill the fuck out. Piss me off, I'm surly and want to be surly (read Shirley with big ass titties)

cu2wagon

I wonder if a mod had an alt account... Would anyone care?

I mean, part of the attractiveness of power is the defacto corruption that comes along with, right?

Majofo

I know, but everybody busy choking down bags of Cs / Ds

Majofo

Oh yeah, NBBC (fucking BBC) beer was called Schwartz..
Pulls out Schwartz.. I see your Schwartz is as big as mine, let's see how well you handle it!

Majofo

My Schwartz was actually bigger.. and I killed him with it.. so... who's got next?

Majofo

NBBC up in here

teh CL

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Can't shit on the guy all the time.. except when he asks for it of course

rockstar143

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LOL...
I didn't actually want success with that girl or anyone other than my wife . She had a tattoo of "infiniti" on her arm...it was an 8 which differs from the car brand
she said her and bf have it...I said, shiettt...it better work out. She chuckled...then I said, if it doesn't, just tell people your birthday in August. She cuckled harder.
Dude, are we twins? Soulmates? I took down our blow up darth vader pumpkin today too and was annoyed that rain water and grass clippings had collected on him.
I did yolo IDGAF put it in the box and deal with mold next year though.


Funny, I originally got annoyed that he was ignoring my playful posts so I said that whole...look it up yourself since you don't have the car taking up your time post...then he responded decently to that so I took the cue to not be an asshole and actually interact.
Just because I personally don't think I would do that to a car, doesn't mean I don't appreciate that someone would...and actually put it through it's paces at a track/autocross event. I actually do think that's pretty badass.

cu2wagon

Here's one for JawKnee...

I disassembled and reassembled my Gen 1 Nexus 7 twice today.

I bought the N7, when WagonJr was born, to have something that could always be right there for tracking all the stuff you keep track of for the first few months when the old brain doesn't work right. Plus it plays soothing sleepy time music and has a timer and whatnot. Basically, an all in one baby doodad. It worked great for its intended purpose.

It basically lives in his room on the dresser, mostly for white noise at night. But once Jr was big enough, he started to play around with it more and I bought myself a Gen 2 so we don't need to share. Of course, the inevitable happened and the screen got cracked earlier this year (actually, mamaWagon might have done that, but we blame the toddler because that's what responsible parents do) so I replaced it. But did sort of a hack job adhering the screen to the bezel and for, oh probably six months, it's been sort of half stuck in place.

Finally, today, I had enough and pulled it back apart and used better adhesive tape to secure it. I think the chassis is a little bent though because one corner of the screen still wants to pop out. I either need some wicked industrial glue tape, or for it to fully kick the bucket.

Anyway; I opened it up twice because I didn't like how it ended up the first time around. But I thought about how you're always talking about doing a N7 install.

/CSB.

rockstar143

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CSB, but not really.

cu2wagon

So... Have you now had enough real dialogue and would you prefer going back to the other extreme of just trying to outwit and outprick each other?
Oh well.

LMK.

cu2wagon

rockstar143

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No, you're just still not really acknowledging or having dialogue. You're just ejaculating your feelings on random things without addressing other's ejaculate. Which really, is the same thing.

cu2wagon

I did something and it made me think of someone. I thought I'd share. Because JawKnee likes electronic shit.

I thought of crabman today too... When I got bit by a lizard. Little bugger didn't want to let go either, just held on to my finger wiggling away as I tried to relocate him out of the recycling bin and into a shrub. It was funny. And crabman is funny and like lizards.

We both have wagons and blowup Halloween decorations. That's neat.

Goodnight.

thoiboi

I appreciated that story very much cul0


Did the screen come with some 3M adhesive/double sided tape crap? Duct tape works in a pinch

Funny you mention it, I was staring at the 1st gen N7 sitting on my desk today thinking, "Man, I should get to installing this soon.."

Oh well! I drove my TL to the Depot to buy some organization boxes to fix this OCD I have of having a specific place for every type of nail or screw or bolt I have... these things work but the enclosure itself is broken and I'm debating if I want to fix it.. I decided fuck it, and sprung for those Milwaulkee jobsite organizers because HD had them on sale for 20 a pop..



Got 5... . Filled them all up and they're cool bevause they're modular and stackable and you can even open up the bottom ones while stacked!

So spent the day organizing my garage some more. Saw my ugly ass dirty jack and channeled my inner J and cleaned it all up



Debaged it and added some new stickers, should add about 69 Horsepower's or so...

I took off the mounting plate and blasted it with some black enamel because it was looking crappy... Can't find my Acurazine sticker but when I do, it's going on here too:



Decided to bust out the mityvac and do a transmission fluid drain and refill for mama. It only took out about 2/3 of the fluid so still used the drain pan to get the rest and clean the magnetic drain plug.


Overall a fairly productive day but doesn't even come close to J level productivity... That would have been all done in an hour with Z in one hand and a beer in the other . I attribute the increased productivity to daylight savings and the soy caramel macchiato i bought from the Bux.. Now in the Uber driving to the airport to jump on my red eye to bumsville SC..


/CSB

Majofo

There are no CS nor B's up in here except CuckSuckers and Deez Beeeeezzzz