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Old 01-30-2018, 02:22 PM
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Sade for fuccin
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Old 01-30-2018, 02:39 PM
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M told me about T once but I think I got confused about the THC that EJ was talking aboot. But not the THC that C was talking about becuck I never paid attention to him.
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Old 01-30-2018, 02:42 PM
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I haven't heard from my dealer, and I texted him like 10 mins ago.. wtfshit
might need to find a new dealer
99.999% shit, you below 10% peasants never heard of it
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my boys have more money in their bongs than you fuccbois have in your whole stash
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You guys see this..

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Fucking newb.. supposed to say it's a gift for her that went on sale.. dumbass.
Order around mother's day / birthday / christmas / v-day etc..
fuccboi
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Anyone checcin out that Orange Moon shit
Probably not
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Moms confiscated that shit quick.

Then she got high then she got high then she got high.
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Horrreee barrrrsss... I wonder if the lions were like this jerky skin is too thiccc or if they really fucced off bc of the buffaloeees
Shit.. poor lil guy.. where the fuck is the mum?!?!?!?
I'm guessing the lil guy's name is Kurt
Probably

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She was like, "that's a bong, you little sissy bitch. Four-twenty blaze it you little dick gobbler."

Probably ragrets not swallowing him
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Moms confiscated that shit quick.

Then she got high then she got high then she got high.
On her own supply or did she find his stash.. pfft.. probably that low % shit anyways.

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That's so cool. You can almost see the huge bag of dicks that elephant starts eating after it ran off to the right of the screen.
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
She was like, "that's a bong, you little sissy bitch. Four-twenty blaze it you little dick gobbler."

Probably ragrets not swallowing him
Right.. what a fuccboi
Matt?!?!? what the fuck is this coke can with a hole in it for?!?!?
Smoking weed
Ain't got money to be wasting like a 10% fuccboi
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Originally Posted by Majofo
On her own supply or did she find his stash.. pfft.. probably that low % shit anyways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O23jdKwUe04
Own stash. That little shit probably smokes synthetic Spice/K2.
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Elephant babies are the best.. just not the one's named Kurt

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Own stash. That little shit probably smokes synthetic Spice/K2.
Must be nice
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Look at Kurt chase those big black cocks.. Mum has to rescue him..
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https://nypost.com/2018/01/30/cops-s...za-hut-driver/

Originally Posted by Pierce County Sheriff’s Department
If you are going to rob a pizza driver at gunpoint and you want to get arrested, you should: use your own phone to order the pizza, call from the same number you ordered a pizza from 4 days earlier, commit the crime in your apartment complex parking lot, use a gun you stole from someone at a party, be in possession of cell phone, gun, and pizza when we come knocking on your door.
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Weird. Washington, not Florida.
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I mean what did they expect when they made MJ legal there
The regulation upped the price of hashish.. especially the BC variety
These fuccbois can't afford weed and pizza.

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Chappelle winning a Grammy on Sunday.. that ninja was like Thanks, see ya Monday..
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LMAO...
yeah he was...
his last special was fucking on point.
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Another day in Paradise!
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Another day in Paradise!
Same Shit, Different toilet
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are you guys particular about where you defecate?
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are you guys particular about where you defecate?
i try mostly to use a toilet when i can
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i try mostly to use a toilet when i can
Try a urinal next time ya monster
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i shit by my truck.
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That's some upper decker shit.
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i shit by my cuck.

audi drivers man..
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i used to do the hover squat on rando toilets; butt then realized the water splashes up, anyway.
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you gotta do the up motion of a deadlift.
squat, poop, as it's falling, stand up and move that pelvis away from splashing water
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to avoid that, i used to finagle the toilet water to lower the water level.
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what if auto sensing toilet?
it gotdamn flushes every time I hover squat
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between all the grunting, farting, and flushing, it sounds like a concert in there.
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have you ever sneezed while driving? Sneeze while taking a piss at the urinal. see how that goes
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what if auto sensing toilet?
it gotdamn flushes every time I hover squat
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Try a urinal next time ya monster
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