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Old 02-20-2018, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
You blew it?!?!?!!
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Sounds like it. Not sure yet. Have to wait.
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Right on, Kurt. FFS.

I have a feeling that big things are going to start happening to you.

You'll be overwhelmed at first but once you relax in the new position, you'll find you like it.

After the initial orientation you'll have a period of feeling strange and out of place but soon you'll get comfortable with going through the motions.

People will nut on your face.

You'll find that a lot of people want to share their depth of knowledge with you.

Any gaps in your experience will soon be filled in.
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Old 02-20-2018, 03:40 PM
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How would you like to be the first investor in a Lifestyle and Self Betterment Consultancy Organization. I know of a small startup that can guarantee 30% return of your investment for anyone getting in now. LMKFFS.
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LMAO, you mother truckers are relentless.
Anyway, someone asked for noods?
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We should rename Kurt to Curt
and then misspell it as Cunt
Good luck Cunt!
Hopefully you still bro down with us
5%er
Go buy that RS3
Be excellent
Fuck Cunt, the repository of dicks


Get money, Fuck Cunt
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FFS, kurt. Change your name to curt.
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FFS CUNT!
Poor Kurt, don't run him off too.
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FFS c(k)urt, don't run off.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
LMAO, you mother truckers are relentless.
Anyway, someone asked for noods?
We only nut on those we love
We have your noods already
Stop sending me unsolicited PMs
Business plan complete
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FFS, kurt. Change your name to curt.
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just checked bank account. Majofo is right.
We killed it!
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
FFS c(k)urt, don't run off.
I get you guys, lol. No worries.
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FFS. I love Yummy getting in on the FFS fuckery. He's totally doing it right on accident and that amuses the shit out of me.
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I get you guys, lol. No worries.
All blowing aside, I hope you get it in the end.
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I mean, I hope you get sodomized.
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But really, hope you, in the end, get it.
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
I get you guys, lol. No worries.
FFS c(k)urt, you should after all this time.
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May the force be in you
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May the force be in you
Lick shlong and prosper.
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Henry, I'm appalled!
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FFS Kurt, when do you find out if you get a new lap to sit on?
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Kurt's just another fucking rich asshole on the web
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Probably the second richest asshole to post in this thread. For sure probably eh, right.
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my net worth is impressive.
i don't even count all the tips I get.
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He's not in the top 10%?!?!?!?
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it's the 1% you've never heard of. part of that 101% they don't want you to know about.
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Y'all ninjas ain't hard enough
Y'all knuckles ain't scarred enough
Y'all gang ain't large enough
And I came far as fuck
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Y'all ninjas ain't hard enough
Y'all knees ain't scarred enough
Y'all cock ain't large enough
And I came far to suck

The theme song of cucks?
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Y'all ninjas ain't hard enough
Y'all knuckles ain't scarred enough
Y'all gang ain't large enough
And I came far as fuck
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Morning.
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ded up in here...
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seems that way...
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NRA is such a disgusting organization
Fuck LaPierre, he should eat a fucking bullet
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An interesting talk by the Head of Daimler Benz


In a recent interview, the Head of Daimler Benz (Mercedes Benz) said
their competitors are no longer other car companies, but Tesla
(obviously), and now, Google, Apple, Amazon 'et al' are......

Software will disrupt most traditional industries in the next 5-10 years.

Uber is just a software tool, they don't own any cars, and are now the
biggest taxi company in the world.

Airbnb is now the biggest hotel company in the world, although they
don't own any properties.

Artificial Intelligence: Computers become exponentially better in
understanding the world. This year, a computer beat the best Go
player in the world, 10 years earlier than expected.

In the U.S., young lawyers already can't get jobs. Because of IBM
Watson, you can get legal advice (so far for more or less basic stuff)
within seconds, with 90% accuracy compared with 70% accuracy when done
by humans.

So, if you study law, stop immediately. There will be 90% less
lawyers in the future, only specialists will remain.

Watson already helps nurses diagnosing cancer, 4 times more accurate
than human nurses. Facebook now has a pattern recognition software
that can recognize faces better than humans. In 2030, computers will
become more intelligent than humans.

Autonomous cars: In 2018 the first self-driving cars will appear for
the public. Around 2020, the complete industry will start to be
disrupted. You don't want to own a car anymore. You will call a car
with your phone, it will show up at your location and drive you to
your destination. You will not need to park it, you only pay for the
driven distance and you can be productive while driving. Our kids
will never get a driver's license and will never own a car.

It will change the cities, because we will need 90-95% less cars for
that. We can transform former parking spaces into parks.

1.2 million people die each year in car accidents worldwide. We now
have one accident every 60,000 miles (100,000 km), with autonomous
driving that will drop to one accident in 6 million miles (10 million
km). That will save a million lives each year.

Most car companies will probably go bankrupt. Traditional car
companies will try the traditional approach and try to build a better
car, while tech companies (Tesla, Apple, Google) will take the
revolutionary approach and build a computer on wheels.

Many engineers from Volkswagen and Audi are completely terrified of Tesla..

Auto Insurance companies will have massive trouble because without
accidents, car insurance will become much cheaper. Their car
insurance business model will slowly disappear.

Real estate will change. Because if you can work while you commute,
people will move further away to live in a more beautiful
neighborhood.

Electric cars will become mainstream about 2020. Cities will be less
noisy because all new cars will run on electricity. Electricity will
become incredibly cheap and clean: Solar production has been on an
exponential curve for 30 years, and now you can now see the burgeoning
impact.

Last year, more solar energy was installed worldwide than fossil.
Energy companies are desperately trying to limit access to the grid to
prevent competition from home solar installations, but that can't
last. Technology will take care of that strategy.

With cheap electricity comes cheap and abundant water. Desalination
of salt water now only needs 2kwh per cubic meter (@ 0.25 cents). We
don't have scarce water in most places, we only have scarce drinking
water. Imagine what will be possible if anyone can have as much clean
water as he wants, for nearly no cost.

Health innovations: The Tricorder X price will be announced this
year. There are companies who will build a medical device (called the
"Tricorder" from Star Trek) that works with your phone, which takes
your retina scan, your blood sample, and you can breathe into it.

It then analyses 54 biomarkers that will identify nearly any disease.
It will be cheap, so in a few years everyone on this planet will have
access to world class medical analysis, nearly for free. Goodbye,
medical establishment.

3D printing: The price of the cheapest 3D printer came down from
$18,000 to $400 within 10 years. In the same time, it became 100
times faster. All major shoe companies have already started 3D
printing shoes..

Some common spare airplane parts are already 3D printed in remote
airports. The space station now has a printer that eliminates the
need for the large amount of spare parts they used to keep in the
past.

At the end of this year, new smart phones will have 3D scanning
possibilities. You can then 3D scan your feet and print your perfect
shoes at home.

In China, they already 3D printed and built a complete 6-storey office
building. By 2027, 10% of everything that's being produced will be 3D
printed.

Business opportunities: If you think of a niche you want to go in,
ask yourself: "In the future, do you think we will have that?", and
if the answer is yes, how can you make that happen sooner?

If it doesn't work with your phone, forget the idea. And any idea
designed for success in the 20th century is doomed to failure in the
21st century.

Work: 70-80% of jobs will disappear in the next 20 years. There will
be a lot of new jobs, but it is not clear if there will be enough new
jobs in such a small time.

Agriculture: There will be a $100 agricultural robot in the future.
Farmers in 3rd world countries can then become managers of their field
instead of working all day on their fields.

Aeroponics will need much less water. The first Petri dish that
produced veal is now available and will be cheaper than cow produced
veal in 2018. Right now, 30% of all agricultural surfaces is used for
cows. Imagine if we don't need that space anymore.

There are several startups who will bring insect protein to the market
shortly. It contains more protein than meat. It will be labeled as
"alternative protein source" (because most people still reject the
idea of eating insects).

There is an app called "moodies" which can already tell in which mood
you're in. By 2020 there will be apps that can tell by your facial
expressions, if you are lying. Imagine a political debate where it's
being displayed when they're telling the truth and when they're not.

Bitcoin may even become the default reserve currency ... Of the world!

Longevity: Right now, the average life span increases by 3 months per
year. Four years ago, the life span used to be 79 years, now it's 80
years. The increase itself is increasing and by 2036, there will be
more than one year increase per year. So, we all might live for a
long time, probably way more than 100.

Education: The cheapest smart phones are already at $10 in Africa and
Asia. By 2020, 70% of all humans will own a smart phone. That means,
everyone has the same access to world class education.

Every child can use Khan academy for everything a child needs to
learn at school in First World countries. There have already been
releases of software in Indonesia and soon there will be releases in
Arabic, Swahili, and Chinese this summer. I can see enormous potential
if we give the English app for free, so that children in Africa and
everywhere else can become fluent in English. And that could happen
within half a year.

Are you ready for all this?
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Women's gold medal hockey match was fucking bananas..
It was dramatic the whole way through, fucking nuts..
Probably top 10 hockey games I've ever watched.
Okay, I've watched less than 10, but it was fucking epic.



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WTF J
Half the fuccbois in here can't even read
Take your reading somewhere else nerd
Go read a book means fuck off
Go read a book
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