The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
02-01-2018, 11:24 AM
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Wow. That crapbox on Craigslist...
Looks like the owner has irritable bowel or something. Probably craps on his own shoes on the regular.
Probably would knock $2000 off the asking price if you offered to fuck his SO and let him watch.
Looks like the owner has irritable bowel or something. Probably craps on his own shoes on the regular.
Probably would knock $2000 off the asking price if you offered to fuck his SO and let him watch.
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thoiboi (02-01-2018)
02-01-2018, 11:57 AM
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Sup.
02-01-2018, 12:03 PM
Probably not.
02-01-2018, 12:04 PM
02-01-2018, 12:05 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Definitely
02-01-2018, 12:06 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
A single cup holder, because no one would be caught dead riding in a shit cuckmobile
02-01-2018, 12:07 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
J put his real phone number on that bitch 
02-01-2018, 12:07 PM
LMAO,
there are 2...
but they butt right up against each other.
Plus, I removed the armrest that was completely fallen apart.
there are 2...
but they butt right up against each other.
Plus, I removed the armrest that was completely fallen apart.
02-01-2018, 12:08 PM
LOL...I don't have a burner phone!
What am I supposed to use?
What am I supposed to use?
02-01-2018, 12:08 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Fucking writing a novela to sell that cuckmobile
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thoiboi (02-01-2018)
02-01-2018, 12:09 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
google voice ninny 
or get a $20 burner fone fool
or get a $20 burner fone fool
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thoiboi (02-01-2018)
02-01-2018, 12:13 PM
what can I say...
I'm a wordy fuck.
I try and cover all bases so someone can't come later and claim I left it out.
Google voice...
you mean I no have your real number, MattJoe?
I'm a wordy fuck.
I try and cover all bases so someone can't come later and claim I left it out.
Google voice...
you mean I no have your real number, MattJoe?
02-01-2018, 12:14 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Here J.. let me help you out..
Hello future cuckold,
I'm tired of the cuck life. Give me cash, I'll bang your chick while you watch, and then you take possession of this car.
Please buy this shit.
J
I'm tired of the cuck life. Give me cash, I'll bang your chick while you watch, and then you take possession of this car.
Please buy this shit.
J
02-01-2018, 12:14 PM
Done.
On the phone now with interested party.
It worked!
On the phone now with interested party.
It worked!
02-01-2018, 12:16 PM
02-01-2018, 12:18 PM
I has your real one though, Jus...
02-01-2018, 12:18 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
You've never sold anything on CL before.. FFS mang
Strong engine
Turbo Fast
German engineering
AC ice cold
189k highway miles
Se habla espanol
Strong engine
Turbo Fast
German engineering
AC
189k highway miles
Se habla espanol
02-01-2018, 12:19 PM
i had to burn my uber cool burner number. it was like 281 696 6969
02-01-2018, 12:19 PM
ROFL...
that's actually perfect.
I'm too wordy, already told you that.
I'll rewrite it.
Car, give me $3500.
that's actually perfect.
I'm too wordy, already told you that.
I'll rewrite it.
Car, give me $3500.
02-01-2018, 12:35 PM
Shit, he finally decided to sell.
Although, I need icy cold A/C, you know California.
Although, I need icy cold A/C, you know California.
02-01-2018, 12:37 PM
i'll cut you a deal to buy another compressor...
02-01-2018, 12:37 PM
Hello
I'm J, want to be a cuck like me? Buy this bitchin ass Cuckmobile
Cash only no lowballers unless you want to suck me off.
It's no RDX elite, but guaranteed to pull you some 4 or 5s.
Se habla espanol.
I'm J, want to be a cuck like me? Buy this bitchin ass Cuckmobile
Cash only no lowballers unless you want to suck me off.
It's no RDX elite, but guaranteed to pull you some 4 or 5s.
Se habla espanol.
02-01-2018, 12:37 PM
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Bought it for $3,000 .. PO kept perfect records since 55,000 miles .. now has 199,000.
Alternator is starting to die doh
02-01-2018, 12:44 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Ha.. local ad.. A/C issues too.. DSG.. 1k more
https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/ct...480076975.html
https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/ct...480076975.html
02-01-2018, 12:46 PM
They some cucks too
The A3, even though it shares its powertrain and some of its underguts with certain Volkswagens, still comes off as an Audi with credibility. The engine was a joy to drive and returned acceptable fuel economy. It handles and feels as only German cars do. Audis arenâ € ™t known for A/C problems, so write that issue off as a fluke to this particular car. And the Direct Shift Gearbox demonstrates how good an auto-clutch transmission can be. Audi is known for delivering among the best interiors youâ € ™ll find in mainstream automobiles. The cabin designs are attractive and functional, all materials are of good quality, and the fit and finish first rate. Car is located at jax 3 automotive at 16685 ih35 north Selma tx 78154. Exit 174B just passed Gunn GMC
The A3, even though it shares its powertrain and some of its underguts with certain Volkswagens, still comes off as an Audi with credibility. The engine was a joy to drive and returned acceptable fuel economy. It handles and feels as only German cars do. Audis arenâ € ™t known for A/C problems, so write that issue off as a fluke to this particular car. And the Direct Shift Gearbox demonstrates how good an auto-clutch transmission can be. Audi is known for delivering among the best interiors youâ € ™ll find in mainstream automobiles. The cabin designs are attractive and functional, all materials are of good quality, and the fit and finish first rate. Car is located at jax 3 automotive at 16685 ih35 north Selma tx 78154. Exit 174B just passed Gunn GMC
02-01-2018, 12:51 PM
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Come by thoiboi's garage this weekend, order Denso alternator from Amazon shipped to me. I'll take care of it for you ya lazy bish... it's not like you have another project going on
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TylerT (02-01-2018)
02-01-2018, 12:52 PM
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Ha.. local ad.. A/C issues too.. DSG.. 1k more
https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/ct...480076975.html
https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/ct...480076975.html
watch and learn, that's a cuckin' ad right there
02-01-2018, 12:52 PM
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02-01-2018, 12:53 PM
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FFS @TylerT you still haven't fixed that fucking alternator?!
Come by thoiboi's garage this weekend, order Denso alternator from Amazon shipped to me. I'll take care of it for you ya lazy bish... it's not like you have another project going on
Come by thoiboi's garage this weekend, order Denso alternator from Amazon shipped to me. I'll take care of it for you ya lazy bish... it's not like you have another project going on
Once the S4 is done ... Fit is going under the knife.
02-01-2018, 12:54 PM
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jeeebus.
02-01-2018, 12:54 PM
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hurry up then! 
02-01-2018, 01:00 PM
The fit will never go under the knife, because Eth Fo will never be done.
02-01-2018, 01:00 PM
02-01-2018, 01:02 PM
Turd Polisher
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This is what my garage looked like on Sunday ...
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rockstar143 (02-01-2018)
02-01-2018, 01:03 PM
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02-01-2018, 01:05 PM
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A/C compressor on the ground.. piece of shit didn't work anyway
But when you sell
But when you sell
Audis aren't known for A/C problems, so write that issue off as a fluke to this particular car.
02-01-2018, 01:06 PM
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02-01-2018, 01:07 PM
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02-01-2018, 01:09 PM
I noticed that too...lmao....